Posted at September 26, 2012, 8:01 pm:
Come on, we all know you have one, so share it! ^^ Yeaz ^^
Here's mine, this was in response to someone telling me I was evil:
Alright, I confess, I'm an evil person, I secretly hate you all and am plotting to take over the world, to install a new order, one in which my word is the be all and end all of every living creature, sentient or not. I will live in a world of luxury, laughing at the starvation outside my door, wallowing in man-servants and chocolate. You shall all bow down before me and call me Goddess. The stars will shine in my hair and the moonlight from behind my eyes, and my beauty will astound the women and make slaves of their men. No-one shall defy me, those that attempt to do so will simply disapear, from this earth, and from the memories of those that knew them. Total power will be mine!
Original of the message was taken from http://www.stoptazmo.com/
Replies:Hi everyone.
My speech:
Yeah, bend over already.
God, you'll never win anyone over THAT way.
Those in #HS know my plans damn well.
I will dominate the world through diplomacy bribery,and warefare.
Well I'm not one for long speeches, so I'd just like to say that when ...
You all suck.
Oh yeah I forgot to add,a massive sinking of all of Japan's major isla...
Love me or die!
oh wait.
I own you, and that is all you need to know.
mwawaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaawawawawawa...
It's bbq time! Light the pit it's time for a PAR-TAY!
My plan is to take over the world through religion.
I believe that I will concur the world through food.
If I get to cook I'm happy.
It's all about cooking, eating, and bonding.
Your army versus my army!
I got 1.
Ha! But they are all loyal to me the food empress!
I hate the world.
Dear Humans: I am God.
After reading your all plans.
I only mentioned those in my home town.
So how are you going to rally them to join you?
CPR,do you really thi...
Hanul, don't flame them then, come up with your own plan.
Ok then,I've had this plan for a few years now lol.
ya know what??
Screw it! I don't need those 1.
Army of two.
You know you can get shot down.
Airborne pathogans are relatively unnoticeable.
So you support genocide?Plus if most people die,except in remote areas...
*Speech is as follows.
Gees.
I thought it was just speech, never thought of plan so anyways
Dear c...
eh,I think itd be nice if oyu could post your plans too.
Everyone just spend the next 50 years studying computers and cyberneti...
Wait, I had to do a speech?
(O_o)
Stalin Said:
"If there is a man there is a problem, no man ...
Wow.
Hey isnt it spelled christianity?And how is it the real source?Why do ...
Hanul, you're still planning to kill people.
Actually, you could argue that "socialism" is a good idea, a...
Every regime can be good in theory but suck in practice.
Communsism isn't a good theory.
But wouldn´t that have problems of idealism between those religions.
Communisim is a good theory.
Well.
Hanul as I said earlier, you are mixing up "socialism" with ...
Anarchy, I say!
Is not communism an extreme form of socialism?Workers control the gove...
Hanul's right here; Communism is extreme Socialism.
That is dictionary.
So theres no in-between sociolism and communism? Id guess communism is...
So Digi,does your religion have a divine being?If not,it sounds more l...
I just want to say this:
"RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!"
*gigg...
Yeah, sort of like Hinduism.
So you have a divine being,doesn't really care about this world;does t...
I "think" what Digi was saying was, there are divine beings ...
I think I'd rather call that a philosophy then a religion,and if reall...
I'll jump in on Digi's subject (buddhism) (once again).
My plot for world domination would be similar in nature to cpr's in th...
No one declare war on me this weekend, I won't be available until poss...
give me sometime to think, otherwise reffer to The Book of Revelations...
Valleyman,I need to ask you if that really does happen.
I don't need a domination speech, I already own the world.
Hahahaha, abaile you rock.
Yayz for us!
Biological warfare is faster than everyone else's method...
True, a mutation in the strains could be letal to my plans but only if...
But its harder to bring the strain to keym ilitary bases.
Well then.
Well, actually whether or not it really ever spreads to the military p...
But you know Valleyman,the world won't entirely bow down to you.
No neither are good in theory.
To the question of assassination before my organization introduced its...
Oh, it's a long-term project, but.
Well, you could say that socialism is at the same time good and not go...
No, It just won't work, so it can't be a good theory.
That is my point, Serenity.
Then quit using the word good theory while talking about it.
It's a good theory, but it's bad in practice.
thank you all.
Mines:
Just give up, and save everyone time
If not, I'll kill you ...
The destiny of all lives in my hands
conquer the world? no way, they can't even govern themselves properly,...
let's see.
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