Posted at July 27, 2009, 10:02 pm:
Okay
Anyway, I'm glad to see that you are all blatantly disregarding TUO's request for chronologically dated events
10/31/01 to Great Crash of Summer 2002 (06/08/02
Dates may be inaccurate
10/31/01 - TRE reopens after a hiatus (Perhaps Creep can shed some light on how long it was. I wasn't around at the time.
November 2001 (?) - 1+1 goes on a child porn rampage in the Testing Forum
November 2001- The coming of the Brits (SG, the legendary post whore, arrives. He proceeds to post 400 times a day.
11/08/01 - CAW joins, and creates the greatest thread of all time three days later. http://forums.totallyre.com/showthread.php?t=12
11/26/01 - angel whines like a three-year-old about his mother. CAW ridicules him and is consequently banned. http://forums.totallyre.com/showthread.php?t=21
??? - ??? - Sara and Phantom are "soulmates."
12-19-01 - Creep's first advice column is created. http://forums.totallyre.com/showthread.php?t=55
January 2002 - TRE goes down again for a month(?). Billy Cowen aka Scrub aka George aka Pirate Smoker graciously lends his decrepit message board, NightDemons, as a replacement. It comes complete with 1 major spammer, Jabaaaask. Towards the end of the NightDemons tenure, Billy starts tossing out moderating positions left and right so people will love him. His ploy fails, and we move on to..
02/06/02 - TRE returns. Unfortunately, the link to the forums is leaked out on NightDemons. Consequently..
02/10/02 - Soul Taker, the new incarnation of spammer Jabaaaask, joins the board. http://forums.totallyre.com/showthread.php?t=80
02/11/02 - CAW returns, under the guise of No Future Rambo. Marco soon lifts the ban on the CAW username. http://forums.totallyre.com/showthread.php?t=80
02/20/02 - Soul Taker banned for being a chronic retard. Scrub weeps at the loss of his only friend. (Note: Jabaaaask is the only person I've ever known to be banned from the entire ezboard community)
02/23/02 - "I'm SO BORED.... BAH!"thread created. Consequently, the world almost ends. http://forums.totallyre.com/showthread.php?t=102
Cerca 02/28/02 - Wesker_69 creates the Anti-Prep Army
Late February 2002 - Amilmarith and Candykid, two friends of Sara, join the board. Obsessed with LOTR, they proceed to become the most annoying people of all time. Elves. Lots of fucking elves
February - March 2002 - Following Sara's lead, Amilmarith and Candykid adopt SG and CrazyTaxiMan, respectively, as their Intraweb boyfriends
March 2002 - The TRE equivalent of the "baby boom." Tons of long-term members join around this time, including Sapphire, WP, soda pop, and Amano
03/08/02 - AngryPelican, with the grammar skills equal to that of a third grader, creates the Anti-Anti-Prep Army (I'll omit the post for his own sake)
03/18/02 - Elven infestation comes to a head. http://forums.totallyre.com/showthread.php?t=129
03/20/02 - User Samad spams GD with porn... for no apparent reason. Marco bans him immediately
03-25-02 - didabit joins. Personal slogan: "two names didabit and didalot didabit of drugs didalot of girls." didabit proceeds to be really, really stupid
04/06/03 - First hints of Scrub's homosexuality. http://forums.totallyre.com/showthread.php?t=161
04/13/02 - Creep creates the nWo, a TRE cyber-gang. http://forums.totallyre.com/showthread.php?t=173
04/16/02 - Virus creates Cobra for the sole purpose of antagonizing the nWo. Thus, the mediocre Gang War begins. http://forums.totallyre.com/showthread.php?t=1821 No clear winner is ever decided
04/20/02 - User Kidd-Grimm goes ballistic, thinking he had been banned (He actually hadn't). http://forums.totallyre.com/showthread.php?t=187
April 2002 - Several debates and arguments (notably between Shannon and SG http://forums.totallyre.com/showthread.php?t=1835) cause a communal drop in self-esteem, resulting in many "Do you want me to leave?" threads. Marco closes the board down on April 19 to calm everyone. TRE reopens the next day
05/05/02 - Soul Reaver's first TRE Forum Awards. Bandersnatch fucking cleans house, but the winners are never made official. http://forums.totallyre.com/showthread.php?t=222
05/18/02 - didabit contemplates having a child at age fifteen. http://forums.totallyre.com/showthread.php?t=251
05/21/02 - didabit is banned
Cerca 06/08/02 - The forums are closed once again. This time, they remain down until mid-August
Ah... That looks like a good stopping point for tonight. Expect many edits to this post
I'll work on post-Great Crash of Summer 2002 when I get the chance.
Original of the message was taken from http://www.totallyre.com/forums/
Replies:I've turned your totally rad post into a TRE timeline, B.
It's like a ninja jacked off on my brain.
*sniffle* All this happened before I got here, I feel so.
- The beginning of TRE to present-day TRE:
I plot to assassinate Marc...
Ha ha.
I didn't realise just how much people apparently hated CAW back then.
This is wonderful.
I never realized how many of us used emoticons in our post.
Perhaps this will let you all see why I hate you.
I remember Sunderland coming about, it was around the middle of my pos...
Wait.
Haha, Bander used lots of emoticons.
Are you kidding me? I hardly ever used smilies, especially when compar...
It was just a joke.
TUO and I have been dating since middle of January.
Wow I just noticed at the TRE awards.
I triple posted, couldn't spell well (IM Style), was annoying.
I hope Bandersucks is studying up on TRE history, very interested on w...
Oh, how things change.
i have had no influence on anything in the TRE timeline .
There was no failure in my terrorising.
Fucking Hell I've been here too long.
The Alliance weeps for it's missing member, Leon K.
do not forget the boxxmann renaissance during late 2003 to mid 2004!
Gone but not forgotten.
He's alive.
How did I manage to avoid this thread? That is an excellent timeline.
*mourns*
We should add Hojo's newbie thread to the timeline.
what about TTG's first thread.
I remember everything starting at the Soul_Taker thing.
I was in an Ontario Ranger work camp for 8 weeks.
Sounds like a tough 8 weeks you had.
Best summer of my life.
Awesome.
My summer was just.
Welcome back Mr.
G00|) 2 C j00 6F00Lz!
My summer isn't over yet.
WHERE IS PART 2 OF TEH TIMELINE?!??!!??
Yeah wtf lol!
This place sucks.
Zombiefied, you suck.
I want to meet this kid in real life.
You people would scare me in real life.
I'm in TRE history for all the wrong reasons.
LOL im teh king of wet dreamz
Haha! I just noticed this.
All of you should read that topic.
REMEMBER THIS!
http://web.
lol
roffles?
That's it.
Hey!!
I want more timeline!!
I dont remember anything yet.
wow i can't belive i missed alot of stuff while working nights at a de...
i told you homegirl.
Here's some timeline for you.
I remember that! Like two sections were done the rest said "page...
I remeber that.
I was mentioned in something finally! YAY! .
Remember when Scrub wasn't gay? Those were the days.
Not fully gay yet.
I completely forgot about that timeline.
True, exept when your precious HL2 comes under attack.
Someone add the Shortbus to the timeline.
And add my leaving for good and then coming back to be more popular, t...
It's miiine.
Lol
Why is this thread still stickied anyway? Nobody is gonna post...
you.
As in "Timeline" material, hoorj.
Your spam was post 69.
As far as I see, hojo's was 69.
Post 69, maybe.
Yeah, after I just saw that it said 72 when CLEARLY my post was #72 I ...
Ah, memories.
I remember when that guy MEMDB posted in the Introduction Forum, and e...
Monkey Ewoks Make Drooling Boss
I remember when people thought Lucky...
Memdb
Massive Erection Makes Dijournal-cycle Break
Remember when the forum was filled with morons? Oh wait.
I am the Ghost of TRE Future.
what happens, dear ghost
Absolutely nothing.
CAW was banned? That's funny.
i was banned too
You're a veteran.
firts time i was banned for spamming
second time i was banned for f...
I was banned when Caw was banned due to IP addresses being close or so...
lol
Twice? OPEN UP YOUR EYES, BANDERSNATCH!
well i also had another account so he was probably counting that too
I've no clue why I don't get banned from assorted forums.
I thought the second ban was at the time when the flame forum was up.
There were no golden days for this forum.
Thanks for contributing.
Hey, Timmy is back!
Hey, no one cares!
I'm very much like a missionary, i go around talking crap without actu...
omg wow i never new,, ive seen the lite thx so much!!!!!
no moore i...
And then Sunderland showed up, fucked up techno music started blaring ...
THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeee END.
Then the universe realised that pure joy was the most unstable thing.
More unstable than Gary Busey? Or are they the same thing?
You copied that from one of BHX_Weskers "flames".
*morphs into super-uber-vegeta-balls*
*casts Dek into nearby port-o...
*powers up to combat the evil menace sunderland*
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
*SUperDBZvegegeta hangs self*
This is what it sounds like when cl...
No wrong undo tahts not how its gos OK
*UNhangs slef then powers up...
*ws jst a clne u sht!!111 tEh reel me steeps oot nd shuts u liek foar ...
Alright boys, lets not fuck up a good thread.
This was a good thread?
*DBZ CUT CUT CUT*
DBZ was a soap opera disguised as an action anime.
why no POO on the timeline? my leaving as a regular poster marked the...
What is a Marco?
Marco is a strange creature that says he will make websites.
On average the elusive Marco will come out of hiding once every 3 year...
POO better be back for good this time.
hah.
Does anyone know how to get rid of a Marco? I've had one hiding under ...
Unfortunately, since it's on the endangered species list, you are not ...
I was gonna teach it "html" but then it scoffed at me, drank...
Lol
Hey, this is an important body of history, people.
empty post
About two weeks late, aren't we?
I'm still waiting for part 2.
Aren't we all?
I'm not.
Part 2? Man get off my ass, I can't remember that shit.
Bandersnatch Posted!
ZOMG I thought he was dead!
He was.
Or Zombies!
Or zombie magick.
Marco revived him
Bullcrap.
TUO = Bann'd!
Speaking of which, whatever happened to the TRE reunion...
TRE hasn't ended, how can we have a reunion?
Dedication? Haha.
I want us all to meet, and I mean that in a totally non-devious way.
Sorry, I meant the TRE bible.
Haha.
Everyone can right a few pages about TRE and we can compile it into TH...
Maybe.
DOUBLE POST OF DOOM.
Marco listened to Phil Collins? Fuck Marco.
Just remember to add Nightdemons.
TRE_IS_SHIT
Or perhaps, even write.
Or perhaps wright? Or even rite?
Link of Importance: http://forums...
Hey, make sure to send me a copy of that bible, then I'll have a websi...
That is true.
Whoa, whoa, slow down TUO, I can't let you go any further without this...
This is the best topic on the whole forum.
Gah!
dek pretty much hit the nail on the head.
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Dek is really just a sad man inside?
Clearly, I was insane.
All I needed was a hug.
*huggles*
IT'S ABOUT THREE YEARS TOO LATE!!
*cut cut cut*
The flame forum removal is going into the TRe Bible as it is.
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^^^Note the spelling^^^
He.
It's funny.
All of TRE loves you.
if didabit was still around, i'd tell him to have kids then when they ...
*reads above post*
O.
his girlfriend wants the baby, she deserves the misery
I like didabit more than you.
Lucky's banning needs to be added to the timeline.
yes, it does
Your banning won't make the timeline.
Huh?
HINT: you're gonna be banned.
O.
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I assosiate Marco van den Bout with the smell of urine, although I can...
^
Quiet you.
SINCE THE BEGINNING OT TIME!
I'd guess, from Bander's post, 2001 some...
10-29-2001
Holy crap, that woman has issues.
There's no need to bring your issues into this thread.
DaMa has 208 posts yet none of them show up.
Lecari I'm pretty sure there are only 12 months not 29 I will consult ...
The 29th of October, 2001 sounds waaay more gay than October 29th, 200...
Only because you suck.
x infinity x 10
*cut cut cut*
Relax AT.
and blacks with english accents.
oksry
hi
hey baby
how you doin
I'm fine.
Remember when that Laduguer_Fisto guy was here?
Yeah, and remember when he came back as OJAM?
Or Nemonus, AiMThaT, Banderbitch, Jangotat_ARC etc etc?
No.
What's with the brawlhall faggot?
I dunno what the hell that was all about, but I just did more deleting...
LMAO
All Brawl Hall does these days is post big pictures.
I think I should rep Bandersnatch.
I'll probably leave TotallyRE sooner or later.
And what would that be? Sitting under a desk all day, giving blowjobs ...
Alexander Ashford is Wesker2004 by the way.
You were dating some guy on the internet?
On a RE forum?
If you really wanna go back in time when the forums were just being pu...
Commit fraud frog.
My first memory of TRE was that time i pwnd it with big red text and t...
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