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Posted at February 26, 2013, 8:16 pm:

It's a joke from the Dominican Republic. I wonder if he'll get it. (don't bother translating, 'tis a play on words
El Alcalde de Sabana de la Mar, recibe un telegrama urgente que dice:
"Movimiento telurico trepidatorio detectado en su zona. Localizar epicentro y informar de alteraciones con la flora y la fauna."
Varias semanas despues llega la repuesta del Alcade Municipal a sus superiores
"Epicentro fue localizado y arrestado, esta confeso y preso, esperamos ordenes superiores pare saber que hacemos con él. Telúrico quedo muerto en el lugar de los hechos. Trepidatorio y otros 15 cabrones se dieron a la fuga, pero los seguimos de cerca. A Flora y a la Fauna las corrimos del pueblo por putas
No habiamos podido informar antes nada porque hubo un terremoto del carajo..."

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Replies:

Lo creo.

No te creas paisano.

el whato the fucko are youo sayingo?

does ness even know.

Yea, he may be mexican butu he doesn't strike me as the type to know S...

They don't speak at all if you hit them with a rake.

I shun my mexican roots, and when my grandma tried to teach me how to ...

It has something to do with plants and animals.

Something about plants.

If i am not wrong, it has to do mostly with the stereotype of dominica...

Un forastero?

Cayate, GKH.

That basically sums up my feelings about this topic.

Seguro.

.... Si yo sabia como decir "groan" en español.... Goo...

Como se dice "beaner?"

lmfao

I thought mexicans spoke Wetback English.

Spanish is like the easiest language ever.

Dammit, I've only been through Spanish 1.

I learned everything I know about spanish from Del Taco.

Ok, I laughed at this

Thus the thread succeeded finally.

I think we all laughed.

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