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Posted at July 9, 2006, 8:51 pm: Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican? Here is a little test that will help you decide. You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock .40 Cal. and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Democrat's Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to murder me? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to discuss this with some friends and try to come to a consensus. _____________________________________________________________________ Republican's Answer: BANG! _______________________________________________________________________ Southern Republican's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click...(sounds of reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG BANG! BANG! BANG! click Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Corbons? Son: Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one? Wife: You ain't taking that to the taxidermist!There is supposed to be a really hot pic of Jessica Alba here but you'll have to let your imagination do the work... Original of the message was taken from http://www.bonuswhores.com/phpBB2/ Replies:That's funny, but better question would be: Suddenly, a suspeciou...-+If an unknown young man starts moving his hands inside his big pockets... Zing! good one mamasanPastafarianism is the way! Praise the pasta! If an unknown young man starts moving his hands inside his big pockets... Other Topics of Bonus Whores:RAZZAm i being too Aggressive. Confused - Did party screw this up? Can anyone vouch for rakerebate.net? Absolute gave me $50 for free?! only limit on totalbet special promos? Starting a Poker League Just got a horrible Empire Bonus offer Massive overlay for WSOP seats on Bodog This is pretty sad... rhymeswithjoker... Let the shit talkin' begin!!!!! BR on 500$ where should I bonuswhore? I think I overbet. What SHOULD I have bet? Absolute Reload 20%/$200 Max - 2 days Paradise now Allows 4 tables InterPoker problem JP from Barcelona, Spain - Vacation is almost over Rakeback or bonus, whats best for me? More PM space? Anybody else is following the JetBlue story? International Network? Boogster poker...free $25 and Poker tracker... Is Bonus Whoring smacking down the clearing rate at Party? CD poker 40% 50% 60% intercasino poker Jim Morrison doesn't add shit to the forums... I lost doesn't interpoker bonus start at midnight east coast time? Softness of Games Interpoker $40 Bonus INTERTOPS new generation of online poker? Need opinions: $25 and $50 NLHE multiple pokertime accounts on same ISP Possible error/typo in Noble Poker review Just for Shits and Giggles when is the next party reload? NL n00b question re: when to leave a table. Advice on which site to whore at please Uncertainty and Empire Remedial Pokerplex Question Neteller ATM - Fee free on some Star Network machines? Pokerstars Reload 2001fp Totalbet and UKBetting Signup Problems |