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Posted at December 10, 2003, 12:07 am: I don't usually post frivolous sites, but this tickled my funny bone (plus it does mention eBay shoppers). ThinkPatch Labs Announces Yutzes of the Year List PENSACOLA, Fla., Dec. 9 /PRNewswire/ -- Every year another 'of the Year' list is announced, such as the Worst Dressed List, Weirdest News List, etc. This year, ThinkPatch Laboratories, a leader in the field of adhesive therapy, is pleased to announce the first annual Yutzes of the Year List. The list recognizes those who've made decisions so outrageous that they defy explanation. Among those honored are: Rush Limbaugh, Martha Stewart, Kobe Bryant, Arnold Schwartzenegger, parents who let their kids stay at Neverland Ranch, Trent Lott and more. The NCAA and BCS Committee share top honors for most decision-challenged organizations. Dr. Eugene Rutherfordtonstein, founder of ThinkPatch Labs explains, "Life is a series of either/or decisions. Do I order eggs or pancakes? Do I go for the green or for the lay up? Do I accept the fact I might lose $3.75 on IMCLONE or do I use insider information and set myself up for Federal charges, jail time and lose my billion-dollar fortune? 99% of the time, a person will make the right choice. But sometimes a chemical imbalance in the brain will trigger electronic impulses leading to a decision that simply cannot be explained. In adhesive therapy circles we call this a yutzotrophic event and the person who experiences it achieves a state of yutz." Following in the footsteps of adhesive therapy trailblazers like the smoking, diet, birth control, snoring, and male virility patches, ThinkPatch Labs recently introduced ThinkPatch. ThinkPatch adheres to the forehead or chin and comes in 3 strengths: Moron, Putz and Sucka. Dr. Rutherfordtonstein explains, "Moron Patch is for those who make the same bad decisions over and over (Winona Rider, NCAA, Robert Downey, Jr.). Putz Patch is for people who risk losing everything over one very big, stupid decision (Enron execs, Martha Stewart, Kobe Bryant). Sucka Patch is for people who continually purchase things they don't need (Imelda Marcos, HSN viewers, eBay visitors). Everyone knows someone who they think is decision-challenged. You don't have to be a USC fan to want to send a Moron patch to a person or organization." The full Yutzes of the Year List, including the surprise #1 Yutz of the Year, can be found on the company website at http://www.ThinkPatch.com.Ina Steiner, AuctionBytes.com Original of the message was taken from http://www.auctionbytes.com/forum/phpBB/ Replies:I nominate the administration of the Tennessee Correctional Institutio...Funny Stuff!http://www. If "we" think and speak in the third person, we shouldn't have anythin... Other Topics of AuctionBytes:Dealing with DickinsonClosed my Ebay Store! where to buy items to sell Help for this little cup by Benedict eBay disallows racial/ethnic slurs??? Help---I was removed from E-bay because I owed about $3.00 Anyone know Bidpay's limits? Neat Hair Art Best way for photo I need a fabric suggestion. 18-24 month girls clothes Wanted What a great forum! Photography forum? ethics questions When if ever should you stop buying stuff to resell? starting and operating consignment shop book LOTS of 50+ 45 rpm RECORDS for AUCTION....STARTS CHEAP! More resources for eBay sellers Teaspoon #3 ID Major Post Card Auction Unusal Feather Hat free tv on pc Memento Mori Heart Hot Rocks eBay FLD - December 26th Counters For Paid Ads Gas prices too high? Help fight back! Leaving it.. Little unhappy with eBay this morning.. OT Icon Question Affiliate and Referral Programs elvis single pressed in egypt for sale. 51 Estates.com Now Open eBay Announcing 3rd Quarter Results Thursday (10/17/02) Making A Profit Selling Items Using Dropship Companies? How many items do I need to start in an online ant. mall? What happened to auctiva.com????? it's gone???? Auction Drop Goes Nationwide Hhmmmm How to Pay the old ebay fees for the next 4 months 1st Class Relics New Feature on eBay whaBam - any site traffic? Help ID Royal Winton pattern DeepAnalysis For Ebay UK-FR etc..? TicketMaster to Sell Tickets Thru Online Auctions Only Yahoo Offers Sellers A Big Opportunity |