Posted at June 8, 2005, 11:08 pm:
This from their website:
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Replies:Wow, sounds great! They can use Bush's 52 most wanted terrorists deck ...
I don't know whether to be afraid or to just outright laugh.
I will give it a try Be nice our I will fuck y up!!!!
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LOL, you had me going there for a sec till I couldn't find the website
What about reloads?
I deposited $1000 into my Jihadpoker account by sending them cash thro...
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While funny this thread does not belong in the bonus section.
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