Posted at May 20, 2005, 4:43 pm:
Here's some opening lines, any bets need to be added? Lines that should be adjusted?
Who will go farther in the $2,000 WSOP event? JP -110 Jim -110
Will JP go to the strip club again? He will -130 He won't +110
If JP goes to the strip club, will he ruin another shirt? Yes +115 No -105
How many times zdawg will mention his mom per day. Over/Under 11
How many times Iggy will mention Mark Cuban during the trip. Over/Under 8.5
How many times Dan will mention EV per day. Over/Under 8.5
How many times Jim will mention Dan's sister per day. Over/Under 8.5
Who will get drunk and make an ass out of themselves first? Jim 2 to 1; Hof 6 to 1; Dan 3 to 1; Gonzo 25 to 1; Andrew 8 to 1; Iggy 3 to 2
Will we get an embarrasing picture of Andrew? Yes +125 No -135
Will Hofdaddy pose for a pic with a dildo again? Yes +120 No -110
Who will win the BW Tournament? CHE 7 to 1; Hofdaddy 8 to 1; JP 4 to 1; Jim (3rd place last BW tourney) 3 to 1; Jek (2nd place last BW tourney) 2 to 1; Dan 8 to 1; Derek 7 to 1; Andrew 7 to 1; zmdawg 12 to 1; Iggy 12 to 1; Gonzo 8 to 1; pokeraddict 5 to 1
How many showers will Dan take? Over/Under 4
How many times will CHRISTOPHER jokes be made on the first day? Over/Under 17
Dinner tab for BW Banquet Over/Under $800
How long til Neil makes the "Grimace" face during the BW tourney? Over/Under 15 hands
Who will be the first "all-in" of BW tourney? Jim 2 to 1; Dan 2 to 1; Hof 4 to 1; Derek 4 to 1; Mrs. Jek 9 to 5
Who will get laid first (wives/girlfriends/yetis do not count)? Jek 8 to 1; Hof 4 to 1; Jim 4 to 1; zmdawg 12 to 1; Dan 50 to 1; JP 12 to 1; CHE 12 to 1
Will CHE's wife allow him to go on this trip? Yes -150 No +150
Will Dan say anything so funny that Jek pees himself? Yes +400 No -$500
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Replies:You're giving a huge player advantage here.
How many times will CHE's wife bug him about playing too much poker? o...
OK, updated lines with added bets.
You're trying too hard to make the sig.
C'mon man i'm the only child of a single mother.
I have nothing to say but here's a gnome
Sorry man, I've never played with you so I gave you higher odds.
LOL
LOL
I saw that too but I was gonna let it slide.
you better let it slide
maybe my tourney odds will go up if i cas...
top 100 with 100 left??????????
wow and i bet if they started wit...
look at CHE tryin to get a little shot in on me.
So did you win the tournament?
CHE only took a shot at you after ...
So did you win the tournament?
CHE only took a shot at you after ...
So did you win the tournament?
CHE only took a shot at you after ...
was just thinking, if a bonus whore wins the wsop event, we need to co...
I'm sure something about lawn gnomes will come out.
If someone makes the final table they need to have the mooning gnome v...
Of course the mooning gnome will be on the table!
I'll take 50:1 on Dan.
I'll take 50:1 on Dan.
Is there a no prostitution rule on the getting laid wagers ?
i.
Hookers don't count.
I'll take 50:1 on Dan.
You're saying there's 1 in 9 chance of Jason cheating on his wife, and...
I had similar thoughts here.
man.
I had similar thoughts here.
You swung the juice from a twenty cent line to a dime line.
I hope you're not planning any shenanigans.
I had similar thoughts here.
Adjusted lines and new bets
Who will go farther in the $2,000 ...
First off, I wouldn't be caught dead in the Westward Ho let alone pick...
First off, I wouldn't be caught dead in the Westward Ho let alone pick...
I'll take $10.
Wow, I have money on me already? Talk about pressure! As for the 15-...
Yes.
I'll take the surly bet especially if I go up against what I did the l...
Yeah you had some bad beats last time.
I went to college for four years, and I dont think i underachieved ver...
I think I'm a lock for the 'most surly'
unless I get ...
i've definately won bets with the foot in the past.
LOL, Wait til you meet Neil.
LOL, Wait til you meet Neil.
LOL, Wait til you meet Neil.
For the record though, Neil is a really cool guy.
so when a BW wins the bracelet, you think the whole group with get a ...
God I hope not.
Even the gayest of the gay here on BW is not even 1% as gay as "The Cr...
If one of you guys wins a tourney I am gonna sucker punch you and decl...
If JP goes to the strip club, will he ruin another shirt? Yes +115 No ...
It's gonna be no and you're out $50,000.
It's gonna be no and you're out $50,000.
It's gonna be no and you're out $50,000.
It's gonna be no and you're out $50,000.
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