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Posted at March 7, 2005, 8:43 am: Well, I'm back (bitches!!!). The cruise was AWESOME. My liquor bill was huge, the food was great, and there were always hoes to be seen. We recruited a couple new whores, who I believe already signed up here with the IDs 3card (since he managed trip Aces and trip 8s playing 3 card poker in ten hands); and the canadian assassin, for his propensity to suck out in our little $10 SnGs no matter how bad the odds were stacked against him. ripped, these guys live near you and frequent Windsor's new casino, so you should show them the ropes. Also, introduce them to your chubby friends. I'm sure there's enough of them to go around. Izverg bubbled to make it to the money round for Starluck slot finals, unfortunately it seemed like Carnival brought in a bunch of ringers (ie, 80-100 old ladies that a frequent Cruisers and slot players) to kill the overlay on the tourny, bringing the entries from around 130 to 225. Highlights of the trip that I can think of... We met the VP of North American Operations at Party Poker...who actually played in and won one of our SnGs. largeeyes did irrepairable damage to BW.com's reputation in Mexico. He was shit faced by noon, had pink stains around his mouth and on his shirt from strawberry daquiri's, strawberry seeds in his teeth for about 8 hours straight, and basically ever sentence out of his mouth was "Brrgba frerreby, frasacingg frikkin' WHORES, buncha WHORES!?!!". He was calling old men whores, young children whores, and girls that Justin (BigDirty) was hitting on whores. He was also the black hole on our volleyball team, where he got a close up view of the beatiful beaches of Cozumel by laying face down in the sand when we lost to a bunch of old men 22-20. (My team recovered and we did win the next 3). BigDirty got a facial at the spa while on the cruise...I now rename him BigGirly. Izverg ordered a drink while we were playing poker, to which Xerexs asked "But Yuriy, isn't drinking while playing poker -EV?" Izverg, not missing a beat, deadpanned "Not for me, I'm Russian." Good times. KyleB and his girlfriend I think were left in Cozumel, our first stop. As we didn't see them after that. Either that, or they were locked in their room for the remainder of the trip. Carnival has cameramen running around filming the entire cruise, hoping to sell people on the cruise the video tapes for memories when it's over. During the slot tourny, this one chick who's one of the heads of the casino promotions department, is yelling into the mic "Everyone is having a blast at the Starluck Slot Tournament! We're all winners here with Ocean Players Club and Starluck.com casino! How're you doing sir!" she then taps Sean (ClownsandMidgets) on the shoulder and he bursts our laughing and says "Uh, losing?". She quickly turns away and starting interviewing the old lady next to him. This clip was running every 15 minutes on the Carnival channel throughout the trip. I think I laughed about 30 times at it. I brought home 8 liters of booze that cost a grand total of $70. My liquor bill for the week was $390, and it would have been more if I didn't smuggle two bottles of vodka back on the boat at Cozumel (My bill the first night was $145). Thankfully, I finished up a little over +$400 playing blackjack, so that helped offset the costs. You other cruisin' hoes feel free to fill in the blanks. Oh yeah...and my roommate came through in the clutch and made all my requested deposits for casino reloads while I was gone. I made over $700 last week in cashable bonuses while I was in the Caribbean."I swear sometimes you're taking me for granted. And I swear, sometimes you're a whore." Original of the message was taken from http://www.bonuswhores.com/phpBB2/ Replies:Those mexicans seriously know how to make strawberry margarritas.Welcome back! Was hoping someone other than Izverg might make some ca... Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that I sat next to BigDirty and witnessed... i'll throw out some of my favorite highlights from the trip: 1) f... Did the *Luck folks give any indication of whether or not they're doin... Good Stuff! Did the *Luck folks give any indication of whether or not they're doin... I can't believe you stole "bitches" from me! Good report though... Sounds like a good time. That should be Izverg's signature from now on. The results of the slot tourney should be mentioned in more detail. the cheering section was so loud the whole casino was looking at us. That cheering has about cost me a lung. Whoulda thunk inhaling hot Mexican sand would cause a throat ailment. Here we are on stage, where a bunch of old ladies just got fat checks ... Well, the cruise was fantastic. good god, i was laughing so hard, my eyes are closed in all the pics. Who was this blonde rep with the rack? Where the hell was I? By ... BigDirty was working her at the casino bar for hours on two separate n... Didn't Ms. Didn't Ms. Dude you can tell us the truth about the old lady from GA, we won't te... so I shouldn't tell anyone I ride a moped???? ... Is Largeeyes as hyper as he looks?bonus questions? craig@bonuswhores. Only when hopped up on cheap rum and strawberry daquiri mix. I'm pretty certain that wasn't a strawberry seed and was more than lik... I am one of the 2 new members that was recruited to this wonderful web... welcome to bonuswhores 3card. cruisn' hos, check your starluck accounts. WOOOOOOOT. Whatever happened to 3 card? He seemed to be a real true ho in traini... LOL, probably. 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