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Posted at May 12, 2005, 1:48 pm:

I keep having these stupid dreams in my head of winning some huge some of money in a poker tournament (wsop, wpt, whatever)

I think of what I would do.. in my case, single young guy, no responsiblities... I would hop on the next flight to Amsterdam and stay like a month, rent some badass apartment and have all the drugs and whores I could stand

then I guess I would either buy a place back home in texas, a ranch somewhere in the hill country... or buy a palce in amsterdam if I couldnt bring myself to leave.

get some insane racks of computers in my house and get a T3 installed... then just play poker online for whoever site hired me (think full tilit, poker stars) as a shill and have them buy my way into every major tournament

holy shit I cant wait

*ETA*
sorry for the stoned ramblings

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