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Posted at April 15, 2005, 7:32 am:

ok all u whores i need some advice...im strictly a Low NL guy with bout 1.5total online poker xperience only... never played IRL... .25/.5 NL or .5/1 NL tables.... i mean i make good profit playing 3-5 tables a site prolly avg 1g in profits a month last 6months...with current br of well over 7gs...i wuz wondering if i played limit tables...wud i make profit there as well ? say 2/4limit... my experience with limit is the hands take too long...all river beats and such...donkeys calling u with crap if u got AA and raise...like t6o and flop is K66... u know ur beat... also shud i just skip bonus whoring and play like 2/4 NL tables and concentrate on 1-2 tables only using GT+...when i 4table i dont use gt or pokertracker simult... i find when i bonus whore i will win hands early on but when u stay at same tables for long time...other 'good' players will get a good read on u... i end up losing all my profits...but at least the bonus gets credited tho my pt stats for bout 21000hands (ive played far more then this ofcourse) diff nicks....i still can't c alias button on PT lol...prolly size of screen...give me about 16x bigbet wins per 100 i think. my flop pct is bout 23.36%
VP$inPot = 20.76%
preflp r % = 6.33%
Win Rate Per 100 Hands: $13.79
Big Bets Won Per 100 Hands: 16.85
i don't know if thats bonus money included or not..is that good or bad? eagle or shark? or blow thanx this is longest post ive done...comments,advice,suggestions...all welcome l8t3r whoresU slow play U DIE...nuff said

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