Topic: Looking to hire helper (get paid to get violent!!!!!!!!!!)

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Posted at December 25, 2004, 5:49 pm:

Ok, so I spent Thursday night clearing the Pstars bonus... deposit $600, turn it into $2007 including the bonus at 5/10 and 10/20 HE and O8 6max. I come home Friday morning after breakfast with the parents after not sleeping that night, and drop $550 playing 2/4 NL two tables. Then today, I won $450 playing 2 tables of 10/20 6max for 25 minutes. I am offering a job. You have to monitor where/when I play. When you see me playing: 1) drunk 2) tired 3) NL above $100 max buy in, i.e., people I'm better than you buy a plane ticket (on my dime); come to sunny Norcal (it's 50 degrees here, no rain, no snow); say hi, ask me about my lawn gnome, and then fucking clobber me with an axe handle. All expenses paid, plus 25 percent of my non bonus winnings. Any takers?

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Sounds like my kinda job! How's the benefits package?I hate poker.

wish that was hofdaddy offering that job.

All expenses paid trips to CA and getting paid to deliver ass kickings...

I'll do it.

Quit sneaking shit like this in the middle of threads! If I were offe...

speechless? wow, that's a first.

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