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Posted at May 13, 2004, 5:41 pm: Have you ever gotten those stupid forwards from people that have dozens and dozens of pointless questions about things you don't care anything about. You know the ones that ask you your favorite color or the last movie you saw? Man, those are stupid. Anyway, I thought it would be cool to form a survey that applied to poker and given to players who love poker. I had a good time thinking of these questions for this survey and I hope you enjoy posting your answers. There are no questions that should offend anybody and you are certainly not required to answer every one. Hopefully people will find it informative and humorous. Just copy and paste the questions and put in your own answers. Anyway here is the "the survey". You are going to love this, especially JEK. First site played: -When: What site(s) have the best players (list limit you play): What site(s) have the worst players (list limit you play): Rank the sites (brief description of why): What is your favorite specific game (limit, site,type): Site with nicest players: Site with the biggest jerks: Best place to start whoring: Place you recommend to a new player: How did you get into online poker: Site most likely to prosper: Site most likely not to be around in 3 years: Best place to learn solid poker: Place to teach person bad habits: Site you have won the most money at (limit): Site you do the best as far as BB/HR (basically hr rate): Site you have done the worst at: Site with most potential and what is stopping them: Site you haven't tried and probably wont (give reason): Hottest online female character at table: Biggest pot ever won: Where: Name the first player you think of when you think of select sites: Best feeling in poker (i.e. flopping the nuts): Worst feeling in poker: Toughest habit you had to break when learning (or now): In advice to a newbie, complete this sentence....Whatever you do..... Biggest mistake poker players make: Favorite non-gaming poker site(s): Favorite poker book(s): Preferred deposit method: How much can a successful bonuswhore make (per year and subsequent years): How much have you made at bonuswhoring: Do you consider yourself a "poker player who bonuswhores or a "bonuswhore who plays poker"? What's the most common thing said to you when you tell somebody you play poker? Most annoying thing about online poker: Worst cliche said at tables: What?s something you say to somebody (or have said) after a really bad beat to a fish (I know everybody is supposed to say NH but we do occasionally slip): Favorite thing about online poker: How many people have you introduced to poker: How many are successful: Who have you learned the most about poker from (not including a book): Best advice received: How much money does a player need to make per year (or under what circumstances) to be considered pro: Ideal table makeup (i.e. numbers of fish, good players, maniacs per table): Worst online poker moment: Longest stretch ever played at one time: How many hours per week do you play: What is your ideal # of tables to play at one time: Most tables you have played at one time: Highest limit played: What would make you quit online poker playing: Best things about online poker: Favorite BW.com poster: What's the most unique thing done while playing online: Have you ever masturbated while playing: Biggest poker regret: Most annoying thing about a live game: What does your significant other think of your playing? What do you think the average age of an online player is? Will poker be legalized by the US government? If so, when? If banned, when? Will you still play poker? If so, by what means? Assuming online poker stays around, will tables get tighter or looser in the next 2-5 years? Will your average solid player be able to make money during this period? How would you rate this survey on a scale of 1-10 (kindness please)? Original of the message was taken from http://www.bonuswhores.com/phpBB2/ Replies:First site played: Paradise -When: 2000 What site(s) have the best...First site played: Party -When: Nov, 2003 What site(s) have the b... First site played: Poker. First site played: Party -When: Dec 2003 What site(s) have the bes... First site played: Party Poker -When: June of 2003 What site(s) ha... First site played: Paradise -When: circa 2002 What site(s) h... Nice post. I'm going to bump this up to see if we get any responses from some of ... Consider this post helping a brother out! 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