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Posted at November 27, 2014, 12:29 pm: Women, how many times have you told a man that “size doesn’t matter”? Now since that is an obvious lie, I have to wonder why you would say that to begin with. Were you trying to spare the man’s feelings? Well good work, you’ve ended up causing more problems in the long run. Now the man, if he’s an idiot (which he is to have asked in the first place), will go and tell all his small-dicked friends that women don’t care about size. So now more women have to fake orgasms. Not cool. Men, how many times have you told inquiring women that “big boobs do not matter”? It is a proven scientific fact that men want women to have average-sized breasts. It is a simple product of evolution; it is in men’s nature to seek women with large or average breasts. This is a fact of nature and cannot be refuted! Anyone who says otherwise is simply ignorant or incapable of facing the truth. What is the average breast size for American women? According to breastoptions.com 44% of women have at least a B cup. It is well documented that the average-sized penis is about 6”. But you won’t hear too many women saying 6” is adequate. No, most women want 7” or bigger. Same thing with men. Men don’t want just a simple ol’ B cup. It’s only average after all, and us men, being visual and competitive creatures, want better than average. We want a C cup. Not only are C cups better for titty-fuking, but we can also brag to our friends “my girlfriend/wife has such big sexy jugs!” Some men will swear that they prefer small boobs - women with flat nasty A cups, or, God-forbid AA. Well, that’s nice, but something is terribly wrong with you, sir. You’re not normal. You have a mental disorder that allows you to find women with small breasts sexually attractive. The only females on the planet who should have A’s are preteen girls. If you’re into that look, you’re one sick nasty fuck. You’re something reminiscent of a pedophile. And likewise for women wanting small-d!cked dudes. Conclusion: women with small breasts and men with small d!cks, I will not spare your feelings. I simply am not willing to propagate anymore lies. So I’m going to tell it exactly how it is; if you’re not at least average than you’re worse than a normal human being. Being less than a normal human being makes you subhuman, understand? Nasty flat-chested women, please get your chests stuffed with silicone. Men, well, I feel sorry for you. Since current penis-enlargement surgery is only successful 50% of the time you have to realize there’s a good chance you’ll gain a few inches, but there’s also an equally good chance the surgery will fail and the surgeon will have to completely amputate your d!ck. While I’m on the subject of dicks I want to tell all guys and women something. Men, if you’re 6” you’re still okay, if 7” that’s very good, an 8” you’re simply great, a 9” you’re damn stallion, anything bigger and you’re a motherfuking liar. Women, if your man is 7” and he’s unable to please you, it isn’t his fault. He’s more than adequate actually. The fault lies entirely on you, you’re a nasty dirty loose skank. Now for the fatasses out there. Well, you’re the worst type of people. Other men and women simply cannot help what their parents gave them, but you fat people, you’re an enigma. You’re something I simply cannot find words for. You’re worse than subhuman. You have the choice to be normal, but you’re simply unwilling to change your disgusting ways. And don’t blame it on “big bones” or “genes”. 30 years ago people didn’t have “genes” that made them walking buckets of lard. Please kill yourselves. Immediately. Thank you, Hitler Original of the message was taken from http://www.totallyre.com/forums/ Replies:Worst.I am 5'7" and weigh 140 You're forgetting that women aren't supposed to enjoy sex, they are on... I did forget to mention that, thank you Lecari. lol *goes back to kitchen* I think it's Prussian Blue. Why thank you hitler I AM FUCKING HUGE 6'7 AND 350 POUNDS I AM A FATASS. lol. 6'1 210 I'm a fat ass!!! Is this the making of a second holocaust? Death to those who fall shor... OMG hitler I don't like you at all. Now you've really done it, Hitler. Wtf is this? Wow you really hate yourself. satire? Damn me for being inferior. I approve of this topic I started off some what ''agreeing'' with this thread, but as I read o... So angry I'm a 300 pound midget with flabby A cups. Good god. dude your sig! Yes. tl;dr i thought this thread was funny. No, you're just a piece of shit. ok Do you think that you're funny? I do. I like average women yet I'm beyond average. You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Lecari agai... That man's logic is perfect in a world without alcohol. You poor, sad little girl. Fuck you Appleberry! I've never said those kinds of things! And i... No one gives me rep anymore What about men who want "tight holes," are they also pedophi... Every man wants a tight hole to fuck. Fucking geniuses. didnt read the thread but it appears you just called hitler smart. I was being sarcastic. I HAVE A BIG PENIS and i like small titties Aren't you going to insult Jews, black people, homosexuals, and other ... So many subnormals. He'll probably shoot himself again after seeing the gas bill. OH SNAP. BWWWAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!! LOL @ Hitler You know, you make men everywhere look bad. Looking back to basic biology. Did you join just so you could respond to what Hitler says? |