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Posted at November 22, 2014, 9:11 am:


Mainstream movies only please:

The proudest display of man-flesh in the cinema. Whose d**k is out the furthest?

My nomination is Peter Firth's in Equus (Sidney Lumet 1977), man it is thick. Unfortunately not erect, but then again if it was it might have cut off the blood supply to his acting!

The bit when he rolls it all over lucky Jenny Aggutter's tummy! Mmmmm... Almost made me want to go out and blind a few ponies, if you know what I mean!

Daisy

PS Sliding around here boys...
[Edited by TWTCommish on 08-18-2001]


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My my.

As long as you don't keep your nob peeled for me, Tooose - I'm happy.

Alright, this is getting a bit out of hand.

I wondered how long it would be before some censorious son of a bitch ...

Um, I've seen it spelled with a "k", and never without it un...

Chris, as far as I am aware the Harry Potter books do not contain refe...

No, no power trip.

Oh boy.

You're maing a crucial mistake: you're assuming this is about me.

I thought so, I'm happy to have my prejudices confirmed.

Yup, now you know.

No.

I don't want people put in their place.

Not disrespectful, hell no.

too bad daisy missed our massive censorship thread.

Yeah, that was a huge thread.

Daisy, You should try JoBlo--there's probably no bodily function or pa...

Well when a big ugly nob shows up in the movies I always look down on ...

I feel like I should say something but I cannot choose a side.

I don't know what to say.

Don't worry, I don't plan to delete this thread.

I have plenty of opinions on that topic.

Okay, now we're getting someplace.

Oh yeah -- much more female nudity on the big screen.

Jeri Ryan is nice.

Er.

alright, i have to respond to this thread.

Thanks for the support, Brodieman! But you shouldn't be so hard on...

yes! puns.

Anyone ever seen a Peter Greenaway film? D**ks galore! All over the pl...

Quote: Originally posted by BrodieMan i think we...

If you under the MoFo's roof, Ya gotta play by the MoFo's rules!!! ...

did you hear about the flasher who was going to retire? he decided to...

Quote: Originally posted by BrodieMan did you he...

Brodie, your uninhibited jokes about the world of sex-freaks and socie...

Hey! I thought of doing that! (The thread) But I didn't think you'd ap...

hey, if you dig the puns, thank daisy, she gave me the idea.

The Sultan presents Brodieman with bonus points for his repeated use o...

I dont remember any nobs in Predator 2.

In Predator 2 there are some dead bodies hanging from the ceiling and ...

Richard Pryor in History of the World.

The History of the World - Part One (Mel Brooks 1981) is the film and ...

Oh, I thought it was Pryor, but either way you should check it out, no...

What a cool thread - I wish I'd got on it earlier, but a) I thought...

thanks for the bonus points, sultan.

I forgot the most obviouse one!!!! Mark Whalberg in Boggie Nights!!...

Yeah, Wahlberg has said it was fake.

yeah, how are there that many guys who have opinions on which is the b...

I think guys notice other guys, don't you? In the showers after gym, ...

I'm just an observant person.

poor daisy.

I think Kevin Bacon is the one actor whos shown himself the most.

wheres Thmilin? Call her TWT, she has a kindred spirit.

Yeah little Harve did a full frontal smacked out of his head in Bad Li...

Bad Lieutenant? I thought you were talking about The Piano.

Wild Things is the is number one on the Sultan's hate list.

Sexy dead people.

I WOULD SHOW MY WANG IN A MOVIE.

Quote: Naw, they're no good to us dead ...

Quote: Originally posted by BrodieMan I WOULD SH...

i hear guys in interviews like "oh, i was so embarassed".

I dunno about smacking people.

You guys have never been on a hockey team.

what are you talking about? locker rooms? cause if you are, i can ho...

I've never found it cool to have people running around, wang-in-hand o...

like i said before i would be mortified if it were a locker room, beca...

To each his own.

Yeah, I wouldn't like being in a locker room like that anyway.

HEY I was in a room in Japan with a bunch of naked people! I wore a t...

for some reason (i will never get this) jocks love locker rooms.

Quote: I personally would, I think it would be fun...

ok, yet another penis joke because this one is too funny to pass up.

HAHAHA, I think Ill tell that to Pigsnie !!! thats good!

ok, one more joke.

Thats SICK, hahahahaaaa!!!!!

I would hate to be the person to ring the bell after that.

hm.

I dont think TWT will ban you but if he does, Ill hold my breath until...

Just email it to me for a quick review.

Daisy Girl! I didn't know you had come over here! Well I haven't be...

You know that naughty girl? {in Lecter voice} hahaha, Well shes gone a...

Daisy's great.

Uh huh, shes gone.

lol.

Where can this other forum be found? I wouldn't mind checking it out.

Hi Chris.

I can't add to what has been said regarding the biggest dick, but, Ste...

Where are the quality threads like this one nowadays?

i can't believe this wasn't deleted.

ahahaha mmm teach you no more I will tonight.

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