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Posted at June 24, 2009, 11:08 am:

I just heard a great joke. Patti sends me jokes all the time, so I know she'd like this thread, too. Anyhoo...I have to tell this joke.

A Mexican, and Irishman, and a Blonde guy, all work at the same construction site. They are sitting high up on some scaffolding, to eat lunch. The Mexican opens his lunch and says," Burritos again! Man, if I get burritos tomorrow, I'm going to jump off this building."

The Irishman opens his lunch," Corned beef and cabbage, again? Man, if I get this in my lunch tomorrow, I'm jumping off this building, too."

The Blonde opens his lunch," Bologna again? Man, if I get bologna tomorrow, I'm jumping too."

The next day all three men sit down to eat lunch.
The Mexican opens his lunch, sees burritos, and jumps to his death.
The Irishman opens his lunch, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death.
The Blonde opens his lunch, sees bologna and jumps to his death.

At the funeral, all the wives are standing together weeping. The Mexican's wife says," If I had known he hated burritos so much, I'd have made him something else."

The Irishman's wife says," If I had known about the corned beef and cabbage; how much he hated it, I'd have made anything!" Both wives look at the Blonde Guy's wife," Don't look at me, he made his own lunch."

Hee-Hee.

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Blonde jokes are the best! Here's one.

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Sick.

A classic.

Here's one, but I'm not totally sure if I remember it word for word.

Gross, but hilarious.

Man, I have some great ones, but I don't think that they're, erm.

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I didn't even say anything against them!

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Dear Abby, My husband is not happy with my mood swings.

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Quote: Originally Posted by nebbit Thanks for...

a boy walks in the room and asks his mom "mom is god a man or ...

No, No, not him

NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN > >D A M N I T O L >Take 2 and the ...

A woman brought a very limp parrot into a Veterinary Clinic.

It was a year ago today

Thanks Susan

Quote: Originally Posted by susan A woman bro...

Quote: Originally Posted by susan A woman bro...

NEW SPIELBERG MOVIE Steven Spielberg was discussing his new projec...

hehehe.

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Quote: Originally Posted by uconjack NEW SPIE...

Bumper stickers you'd like to see Jesus loves you.

Love them

Finally A Male Blonde Joke - > > > > > >...

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POOR BOBBY Bobby went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I've got ...

Thanks Suezy que

A passer-by noticed an old lady sitting on her front step: "I cou...

I have meet old youngans like her

An Australian Love Poem (Who said Aussie guys are not romantic?) ...

thanks for sharing.

Office Sarcasm 1.

that was great .

Quote: Originally Posted by Fox Office Sarcas...

Job Application This is an actual job application that a 17 year ol...

Quiz: Are You a Real Man? 1.

Quote: Originally Posted by Fox If you answer...

Quote: Originally Posted by Fox 7.

i love these.

Quote: Originally Posted by John McClane Hey ...

Q.

Quote: Originally Posted by Ulysses Everett McGill...

Lost with Translation The American Dairy Association was so succe...

Quote: Originally Posted by LordSlaytan CIND...

Quote: Originally Posted by LordSlaytan SNOW ...

Famous Quotes Live every day like it's your last, 'cause one day...

A woman is admiring her next door neighbours tomatos as they start to ...

thanks for sharing.

What kind of bees give milk? Boobies

Brian.

I've never heard that one Annie.

annie love your joke.

That talking dog joke is a good companion piece to the Michael Moore t...

Why did the girl fall off the swings? ...

A Panda walks into a cafe and orders a special.

i got this in my e mail today.

Quote: Originally Posted by susan i got this...

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Great.

susan, that was excellent! I just laughed my mascara off.

You may not know that many non-living things have a gender.

Quote: Originally Posted by Fox 10.

Strange Answers on Driving Tests (again, I don't know how authentic t...

great stuff.

Quote: Originally Posted by Fox 7.

An explanation of "Marketing" People often ask for an...

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK Indubitably I...

What Women Really Mean You want --> I want We need --> I w...

As I've Matured.

all of these are great!!!! thanks for posting.

Top 9 comments made by NBC at the Olympics Here are the top nine comm...

never laughed so hard.

Doctors A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wi...

Subject: Fwd: SEVEN DEGREES OF BLONDES > > > > &...

Quote: Originally Posted by susan ...

How many punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 10, 1 to screw...

MANLY ACTS 1, OPENING JARS - nnng, she's struggling.

Quote: Originally Posted by Fox MANLY ACTS ...

thanks for those love them as usual.

This dyslexic walks into a bra.

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This guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his head.

TOP 10 COMPLAINTS OF MODERN-DAY VAMPIRES 10.

Quote: Originally Posted by Fox TOP 10 COMPLA...

Why do blonde girls have bruises on their stomachs? Cause blonde g...

What's green and smells like pork? Kermits finger

Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands By Gerhard Reinke IRELAN...

Quote: Originally Posted by gummo AUSTRALIA ...

So this guy was getting married and the women he was marrying had a ho...

Quote: Originally Posted by HellboyUnleashed ...

-For the mature.

Quote: Originally Posted by nebbit Mel was bo...

Rated R for language.

I think a thread title change is in order.

Quote: Originally Posted by susan 18 ) TRY SA...

Criminally Stupid HE DOESN'T KNOW JACK A carjacker upset by his ...

these are great!!! thanks for sharing

I'm bored and ADD is starting to kick in again.

Quote: Originally Posted by Prospero This dys...

i thought this was great, so i wanted to share Puppy shoots Flori...

Some people deserve everything they get

Susan and Fox.

ok so i dont know if these are in here some where but im gonna put em ...

annie, that joke was great hellboy.

Quote: Originally Posted by HellboyUnleashed ...

Learning to Swear (especially for Annie: maybe what you have to look ...

Ironic News What do you call it when something happens that's the ...

thanks for posting those, fox, was beginning to miss them.

Quote: Originally Posted by Fox Learning to S...

this is what a computer should tell you when you turn it on in the ...

Quote: Originally Posted by susan this is wh...

A farmer named Clyde had a car accident.

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ok one more.

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The River Three men were hiking through a forest when they came up...

thats funny stuff right there its feminist but its kinda funny.

Quote: Originally Posted by susan Poof! He wa...

Quote: Originally Posted by nebbit Wise move ...

Quote: Originally Posted by Golgot Oh, don't ...

Quote: Originally Posted by SamsoniteDelila T...

Quote: Originally Posted by Golgot Now you've...

Quote: Originally Posted by SamsoniteDelila T...

Quality joke there, made me laugh out loud which is heaps harder when ...

so so funny

Subject: UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT Always wear clean underwear in public...

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! that hilarious.

thanks for posting those, hellboy Ways to Turn Down Men Man: Hav...

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those are hilarious.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "hey buddy, why t...

Boom Boom 1.

I don't know where you get these, but keep 'em coming!

Glad the jokes are flowing again after my little snit-fit .

I may have posted this joke a while ago, but I really don't feel like ...

Quote: Originally Posted by Fox Boom Boom ...

I like that joke since you can just change the name to whoever you wan...

Baby Names A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with...

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Q: How did Pinocchio (sp? so sue me im drunk) find out he was made of ...

Its amazing what a bit of friction can do

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The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls.

That was funny

SIXTEEN THINGS THAT IT TOOK ME OVER 50 YEARS TO LEARN by Dave Barry ...

Quote: Originally Posted by Fox 1.

birdy and fox.

When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying...

Subject: PILOTS > > > > Passengers on a small commute...

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Making a Baby The Smiths had no children, since Mr.

Top 10 Signs That You Are "Webbed Out" 10.

Quote: Originally Posted by Fox Top 10 Signs ...

Some funny pictures found online

any cat lovers??? Here's some cute pictures found online

Cute

i love the two teens for 5 dollars.

Why Is It So? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we kn...

Housekeeping Tips 1.

funny Fox!!!

Quote: Originally Posted by Fox 3.

Dan Rather and Little Tommy Dan Rather of CBS news was seated ne...

i love it.

[QUOTE=gummo]Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands CANADA �You�r...

Quote: Originally Posted by birdygyrl Dan Rat...

Not really a joke but.

incredible indeed.

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Top Morons of 2004 Moroff #1 I am a medical student currently...

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Quote: Moroff #6 A pair of Michigan robbers enter...

A THINKING WOMAN A couple goes on a vacation to a fishing resort...

Quote: Originally Posted by susan MORAL: Neve...

Nebbit, your avatar is turning me on.

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Hey did you here, The Braves are going to the World Series to watch th...

Quote: Originally Posted by Cabbage Head Nebb...

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Quote: Originally Posted by nebbit Is that a ...

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Caity, I think they will be digging a lot of those up in the future

Lets get back to telling jokes.

yeah, minority groups like blondes too.

He said .

sorry i got to these late, nebbs.

Quote: Originally Posted by susan Clever Bu...

NEW OXFORD ENGLISH DICTIONARY DEFINITIONS 2004 AUSSIE KISS: Similar...

Thoughts Do not eat natural foods.

Quote: Originally Posted by Fox ~~~~~~~~~~~...

Quote: Originally Posted by Fox ~~~~~~~~~~~...

thanks for posting those, fox.

Letter To A Mother.

Thought for the day.

Humourous Puns A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean y...

This has got to be one of the funniest I've heard of in a long time.

Why I Fired My Secretary.

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Twenty major events that have occurred since the Red Sox last laid cla...

love it .

http://www.

A golf joke - sort of! > > > >"L" > >Hu...

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Centerlink is where people go if unemployed or needing government fina...

i think i'm speechless.

Subject: Ladies vs.

hehehe that was great susan!!! I am definately a Real Woman.

there are just bad ones about frogs: Why did the frog go to the ban...

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The Most Functional Word in the English Language The most functiona...

funny nebbs I like that

Subject: Fw: Three Little Pigs.

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just noticed your post.

Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses You certainly do, Sir, this is ...

Quote: Originally Posted by gummo Doctor, D...

Quote: Thanks for those Nice new avi of Aus...

This was in our local newspaper.

thanks for posting those, gummo.

What I've learned over the years.

missed these.

I was beginning to think this was a nebbit, susan and gummo thread, no...

You Know You're Addicted to Coffee When.

Thanks foxyloxy and gummo

ITALIAN PASTA DIET > > IT REALLY WORKS !! > ...

lol ty susan

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The Australian Poetry Competition The Australian Poetry Competitio...

In the outskirts of Glasgow (scotland) two families are in court.

Quote: Originally Posted by Fox The old Abor...

Okay, here's mine.

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Meh not really funny.

I got one.

thanks for the jokes everyone!!!!

Quote: Originally Posted by HellboyUnleashed ...

Nice to see some other people posting

Those knock knock jokes reminded me of one a friends parent used to sa...

Well.

Sadly, Dave was born without ears, and, although he proved to be succe...

What Hallmark doesn’t print: 1.

Confucious say: Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to und...

ok, you really ask for it? a new froggish one? A little girl w...

i've got worse! What did the frog order at McDonald's? French fli...

thanks fox and chicagofrog for your input.

Quote: Originally Posted by Fox .

Fortune Cookie Advice Fortune Cookie Message: "You are a poo...

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgivin...

To all the jokes above

Knock Knock Whos there (Silence) Anyone there? (Silence) 5 Mins later ...

Thats a joke

The Irish Mental Health Hotline answering Machine: " Hello, ...

i love it!!! thanks for that gummo.

Young man becomes great writer There was once a young man who, in h...

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This is for cat lovers hehehe so funny!!! http://www.

Two men walk into a bar You would've thought one of em woulda see...

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So this Irish guy walks into a bar, sits down and starts complaining a...

Don't get it.

lmao Animal Mother Quote: Don't get it.

Quote: Originally Posted by Nitzer Don't get ...

Quote: Originally Posted by nebbit I got it b...

Quote: Originally Posted by Nitzer I get it n...

He doesn't want to work.

Quote: Originally Posted by gummo (maybe I fi...

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME! According to the Alaskan Departmen...

OK, just found the thread so here goes.

Police Chase Keith bought a brand new Holden Monaro.

lol they're goodens Why did the girl fall off the swing? Coz...

It is actually funny.

great stuff.

A cabbie picks up a Nun.

It is with the saddest heart that we must pass on the following news.

those were great.

Thanks jrs

Just One Prayer A man walking along a California beach was deep in...

love that.

Remember when.

A Day At The Fair Every year, Fred and Ethel would spend a day at ...

The First Law of Philosophy For every philosopher, there exists an eq...

love the law on philosphy.

Thanks Foxyloxy

Girlfriend 3.

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My daughter told me this one yesterday, I thought it was cute.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar -barman s...

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fox (loved the girlfriends) pyro tramp.

Work or Prison? IN PRISON.

These are actual police officer quotes (supposedly) collected from num...

Things you would never know if it weren't for the movies.

Quote: Originally Posted by Fox Work or Priso...

The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems a...

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LOL at all your posts Fox, they all your own?

Quote: Originally Posted by Pyro Tramp LOL at...

Quote: Originally Posted by Fox MORAL: Women ...

Holiday Eating Tips 1.

Christmas FAQ Q: Why do reindeer have red noses? A: They are not...

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about somet...

Different kind of Christmas carols for.

Thanks Foxyloxy and Mr last

great stuff as usual.

christmas spin on an "oldie, but a goodie" a man goes to ...

:d

Dog Tales A couple was going out for the evening.

Views on Aging by George Carlin Do you realize that the only time i...

Quote: Originally Posted by susan May you all...

Smallest Books in the world! 1.

Quote: Originally Posted by susan Smallest Bo...

SPOD (Stupid People of the Day) > >>> > > >>...

for those who love star trek: the next generation (yay) this is for yo...

probably one of the reasons i dont watch it ^

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Creation of the Computer 1.

nebs.

Quote: Originally Posted by susan Views on Ag...

These were from a mate who teaches social work: A social worker ask...

Quote: Originally Posted by Fox A social wo...

Kids advice to kids Never trust a dog to watch your food.

thanks for the jokes.

Quote: Originally Posted by Fox Stay away...

Great as humor, bad as ads.

Quote: Originally Posted by Fox For sale: a...

Things only a mother can teach: 1.

Top 10 Rejection Lines by Women and The Real Meanings: 10.

10 Words that don’t exist but should: 1.

Quote: Originally Posted by Fox Things only a...

Quote: Originally Posted by Fox Top 10 Reject...

double post, aiaiaiaiaiaiai.

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Computer Kid Teacher: How do you spell "dog"? Pupil: d,...

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What If Condoms Had Corporate Sponsors? Nike Condoms: Just do it.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? 11, 10 to for...

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On that note: how many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? No...

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Quote: Originally Posted by susan EverReady...

A teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence an...

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wow, excellent excellent!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like your thinking.

Quote: Originally Posted by Fox When your m...

got this in email today.

That's pretty funny!

What a nice chuckle.

Thanks Sammy where can I buy that stuff.

One Liners Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm Drink ...

Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park.

thanks to everyone above for the jokes: 1905 to 2005: Century o...

Thanks for the great jokes people.

I had a client scheduled for a 11:30 appointment.

Computer help stories This article is from the Wall Street Journal...

things to do in the elevator 1) When there's only one other pers...

Profound thoughts Did you ever stop and wonder.

"The First Time's Always the Worst" The firs...

interesting story, i hope that it didn't happen to you.

The Senior Pick-up line for 2005 An elderly gentleman, (mid ninetie...

ok well There were three men who died and went to heaven.

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i just got this in my email this morning and i thought i'd share.

The questions below about Australia are from potential visitors.

those were great.

2005 Darwin Awards [The year would not be complete without the Darw...

Well, I've been keeping up with this thread for the most part.

thanks for posting ash.

Great stuff Suzi Q, and blankgirl

just got this in my email.

Snoring issues.

What's white on the outside, black on the inside, and comes in little ...

to the jokes above me.

hehe I got this one in email today and decided to share it with you al...

Very funny ones guys

Subject: Greeks & Italians > > A Greek and an Italian w...

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Irishman walks up to the main gate at the Olympic Games, carrying a ro...

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This is an extremely dirty joke.

How many women does it take to replace a lightbulb? 11, 10 to bitch...

Quote: Originally Posted by Electric Wizard H...

What do you call a gay dinosaur Megasoreass.

Women might be able to fake orgasms.

I heard a really funny joke, which I will pass on here, but I just wan...

Quote: Originally Posted by ash_is_the_gal I ...

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon.

poor duckie

to all the jokes above me.

That is so cool especially when you do say it out loud

Read them out loud! * Kiwi Translations * Milburn - capital of Vic...

sounds great outloud.

two separate jokes.

You know you're living in 2005 when.

Quote: Originally Posted by birdygyrl ...

Coke Advertising Slogans [Phrases used over the years by Coca Cola ...

Quote: Originally Posted by susan 1933 Don'...

To perpetuate the hatred I recieve from all the females on this site: ...

Quote: Originally Posted by OG- To perpetuate...

Quote: Originally Posted by OG- To perpetuate...

http://i.

that was great!!!! unexpected.

THINGS YOU'D LIKE TO SAY OUT LOUD AT WORK: 1.

thanks for posting.

Hi Foxy Loxy nice to see you.

A seal walks into a bar

Quote: Originally Posted by Silas A seal walk...

6th Grade Misspelling [The following were answers provided by 6th g...

Wow, those kids are pretty ****ing stupid.

Thanks Suzi Q.

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.

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This is the first joke in the thread.

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Love Quotes "Love - the most glorious two-and-a-half days of you...

Let this be a warning.

The wrong email address! A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Flor...

Complaint Letter of the Year.

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'The End of Geico Ads!'

Teen-age Sex: The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that h...

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The Farmer And His Pigs A farmer had five female pigs.

That is cute.

True? Definitions ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both e...

What is HELL? The following is supposedly an actual question given ...

Quote: Originally Posted by Fox True? Definit...

This is more of a brain teaser.

An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years.

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Not exactly a joke and I don't even know if it's true but it sounded o...

Mrs.

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Ancient Chinese Torture A young man was lost wandering in a forest,...

Ouch

Here's one my Methods of Social Research teacher told the other day: ...

Insulting insults: I've come across decomposed bodies that are less...

Quote: Originally Posted by Fox Insulting ins...

101 Ways To Annoy People 1.

Quote: Originally Posted by susan 101 Ways To...

Poor Mildred Aging Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was particul...

Who's on First? BY CHRIS GAVALER - - - - (A CUSTOMER steps up to a...

That is the most frustrating and annoying joke I've ever read in my li...

i loved who's on first.

Famous Last Words "What duck?" "Are you sure the po...

Quote: Originally Posted by susan "Nice ...

i got three really corny jokes for every one.

Finally.

This penguin had to get his car fixed so he takes it to the autorepair...

Quote: Originally Posted by Anonymous Last Th...

another good one

i was looking through msn and came across these.

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mas...

Signs that you are no longer a kid (or even close).

thanks for posting birdy and fox.

What do you call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

Think a gallon of gas is expensive? This makes you think, and also put...

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea.

5 jews changed the way we see the world > MOSES: THE L...

Answers by men.

A bit crass, so kiddies look away.

Alternate meanings for various words Once again, The Washington Pos...

What horror movies have taught us� If the house you're living in te...

Some things learned from children over the years.

This isn't so much a joke joke, but I liked it alot: Quote: ...

Who's on First for the 21st Century George: Condi! Nice to see y...

Boyrfriend Meets Parents A girl asks her boyfriend to come over ...

Quote: Originally Posted by lor83b The b...

Only In America 1.

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WORDS FOR 2005 - Essential additions for the workplace vocabulary: ...

Management Stress Technique New stress management technique recommend...

Hymn Choice Reward for Biggest Givers It pays to be selective when yo...

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Dear Dad A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished ...

i thought this was really cute.

It is cute! Thanks Susan!

Its very cute Suzi Q

Amish elevator An Amish boy and his father were in a mall.

Why Parents Drink.

Ah, the Joke Thread! Good humor abounds.

A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lob...

What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stay...

I want to be a man

Love: When you take a bubble bath together Lust: When you take a bat...

good one i have to translate: sit down Mr Kermit, what i have to ...

An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent 25 yea...

A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma...

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, sel...

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a drink and a ...

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.

Monday Breakfast - Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some ...

One day, a 8 year old girl was sitting in a classroom.

A bus stops and two Italian men get on.

1) Corporate Lingo "COMPETITIVE SALARY" We remain compet...

Quote: Originally Posted by Fox Notice: Ou...

1.

Quote: Originally Posted by lor83b 6.

A mother had three daughters and, on their wedding night, she tells ea...

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AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor t...

Quote: Originally Posted by lor83b AMNESIA: C...

Don't Step On The Ducks > > >Three women die together in a...

There is hope for me yet.

Some Facts (comments in parentheses are not mine) If you yelled ...

I really like this one old FoxyLoxy, i have emailed it to all my frien...

Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that ...

thanks for that one nebbs.

Quote: Originally Posted by susan What were y...

A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday.

Quote: Originally Posted by nebbit Two weeks ...

THE YEAR 1905 Maybe this will boggle your mind, I know it did mine!...

i can't believe that morphine heroin or marijuana were ever over the c...

A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday af...

Lawyer jokes are such fun.

Quote: Originally Posted by birdygyrl New M...

If the warmth you do desire Poke your wife and not the fire If you'v...

Whats the difference between a malord and a sick duck? one has a c...

this isn't really a joke, i just thought it was funny.

HEAVAN IS WHERE: The police are British The Cooks are French ...

Quote: Originally Posted by nebbit HEAVAN IS...

thanks for posting nebs.

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A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to ...

thanks for sharing.

Quote: Originally Posted by 7thson .

A new guy walks into town and goes to the bar to drown his sorrows in ...

Not exactly a Joke, but funny nevertheless: I never quite figured ou...

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http://news.

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So a seal walks into a club.

Can't buy me love >It can buy a House >But not a Home &g...

i love it!!!! thanks for sharing

this is not a joke, but i loved it.

George W.

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Ahaha, that Bush one was great =p

Quote: Originally Posted by susan George W.

As some of you know, I like trance/electronica music.

What is the most functional word in the English Language? Well, it'...

Quote: Originally Posted by jrs Well, sh!t Ha...

Four married guys go fishing.

nope, not a chicagofrog

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Why did the condom fly across the room? : : : : : : : : cuz i...

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Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment comm...

well done.

I got it in my email at work.

That is cute Birdygyrl

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

Quote: Originally Posted by susan 8.

A woman meets a rather handsome and charming man in the bar of a high...

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I'm sorry if this joke has been posted because after all this is a ver...

thanks for the jokes guys Almost better than a cup of coffee to s...

Quote: Originally Posted by susan Q: What is ...

A cabbie picks up a nun.

What does a dead cow say? Boooooooo.

birdy.

Great Jokes

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.

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Hopefully no one will take offense.

An old man and his young, beautiful wife go out for dinner.

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A group of friends go to a zoo, but are disappointed to find there's o...

Quote: Originally Posted by Golgot A group of...

LOL, took me longer to get it.

Subject: Punjabbers 1.

thanks, birdy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ...

Really? Mommy always told me it had been stunned by a stray maraca

That's fantastic, I'm in such a giggly mood now for some reason.

Quote: Originally Posted by MinionTV That's f...

I said to my wife, "Guess what I heard in the pub? They reckon th...

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Q.

An elderly couple, John and Betty, are "snowbirds" in Texas.

Thanks birdy

What does Walmart and Women have in common? They both have everything...

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thanks birdy and 7th son for the jokes Cold Hearted Women @ The Pea...

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Found this and thought I would share.

A dyslexic walked into a bra.

Good ones Rev

What is the one thing that unites all Americans, regardless of gender,...

Yes cut n paste but some r funny.

good ones revenant and 7th son.

>>George Carlin's 16 New Rules for 2006! >> >>New ...

Thanks Susan.

Thanks Suzi Q

Heard this one on the radio the other day - it's horrible: What's...

A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.

thanks rev.

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I went to buy $5 worth of gas.

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That's not funny.

i laughed!.

was wondering when someone was going to get around to that!!! thank...

No comment Susan, none of that is true at all.

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Some of these may have been posted before if any of you are sufficient...

Sreli se Mujo i Haso na nebu.

Three sports fans were sitting in a bar talking about their children.

Jizz isn't stored warm.

thanks for the giggles here's one i just found.

Quote: Originally Posted by susan Fortune C...

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease...

Quote: Originally Posted by birdygyrl Olive...

Quote: Originally Posted by birdygyrl Law o...

Read image carefully

it took me a few goes

On Christmas mornig two kids are opening their praesents.

I got one.

DO NOT PRESS

Quote: Originally Posted by jrs DO NOT PRESS ...

Me too

Quote: Originally Posted by jrs DO NOT PRESS ...

There is a dog that walked into a grocery store and wanted to buy some...

knock knock who's there? kick kick who? do you wanna buy pocket prote...

Quote: Originally Posted by 7thson Hey thanks...

A clear conscience is the sign of a bad memory.

Quote: Originally Posted by Bill It's a cru...

What would have happened if man ruled the world:Womans day is moved to...

Quote: Originally Posted by B-card [*]Silicon...

The Shortest fairy tale ONCE UPON A TIME, a guy asked a girl "...

Wow, I may just follow the advice of that fairy tale.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced...

Quote: Elephants are the only animals that cannot ...

Universal Truths 1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square o...

Quote: Originally Posted by diamondgeeza Kno...

Universal Question's 1.

Quote: Originally Posted by diamondgeeza 17.

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