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Posted at October 27, 2015, 4:44 pm:

Ugh I can't believe this happened.

Here's the story.

I was getting paid 250 dollars to clear 2 trees out of my neighbors yard. The job went off without a hitch. I got done in about 10 minutes, so I have no idea why it was worth this much money. Everything came crashing down however, when I went to put my tools away. The chainsaw I was using was their's, and I didn't want to leave it dirty. Knowing it was gas powered, I emptied all the gas so it wouldn't start while I was cleaning. That didn't stop it from happening...I accidentally hit the engage button while I was cleaning and it flew up at my shoulder. In a flury of red I wrestled it off me and ran. As I came outside all I saw were people screaming as I realized that both my arms were gone. 2 ambulances in a fire truck led me to the hospital as i cringed at the unbelievable pain going through me. I lost 2 liters of blood but I remained conscious the whole time. My arms were never reattached, because of the damage done by the chainsaw. As I recovered, painfully, the first thing I asked the doctor was....if i would ever play bass again. He said he doubted it...and that it looked grim for my bass playing days.

Even with therapy, I don't think this looks good for me.



The moral: Everyone go play your favorite instrument now while you're capable. I may have lost my favorite capability. I'm sitting here near tears because my world came crashing down. Imagine being in my position right now. You never know...when this may happen to you.

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Replies:

Um.

Youll pull through, I know it

really sux man, thats you and gav down now, if were not careful well h...

I lol'd.

I did, as well.

cold man.

Nah, that wasn't cold.

Nice.

Wait.

I was waiting for someone to catch that.

Wait now how will you choke the chicken?

^^^^^ wide mouthed gatorade bottle, vaseline, patience, and clever th...

You douchebag.

I told him it was cool.

Don't worry, doctors don't know what they're talking about--you will b...

"Capable of Autofellatio" I think that covers it

yeah at least you can still suck your own dick.

dude we can see ur arms under the shirt.

I saw that too I was really confused

Nice.

i wasnt sure if he was joking or what till i realized.

intereting

It doesn't even make sence.

This is a really bad and tasteless joke or prank, or whatever it was s...

You have to read man

I did read.

Don't get me wrong i think this thread is incredible stupid and pointl...

And gav is still sitting there not knowing for real if he'll ever play...

well then, i guess your ignorant, self-righteousness is completely jus...

I'm with JP on this one.

I don't think this breaks any rules but it is quite tasteless.

someone just close this crap.

Well uh.

indeed.

I'm sorry to hear this.

You're very brave with words when you can hide behind a computer.

I lol'd -Dave

I want to appolgize to NavyBass.

whats that? do i smell a challenge? gentlemen's duel, twenty pac...

1.

hmmm.

That's disgusting.

That got ugly fast.


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