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Posted at September 27, 2014, 1:21 pm:

Here is the old L&R thread
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1291167
And here is the old A&S thread
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?t=47837
So let all the juicy gossip and questions flow freely :-D

Original of the message was taken from http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/

Replies:

That old thread was gold, let's make this one better.

I will have stuff to post at a later date.

I'm sad.

Me and my Gf had a long convo last night about some of the issues that...

As you mature you're more capable of having a more mature relationship...

How old are you (and your girlfriend for that matter) anyway, Ron? Al...

yo amit did you see my post in the mp3 player thread regarding batteri...

I'll check it out right now :-)

She is 16 (although she had a tough upbringing, so she has the mentali...

Three months is quite awhile for someone who's 16.

Yeah.

You kind of have your whole life ahead of you at 16.

Yeah.

Hopefully, it'll work out.

ok this american girl wanna have sex with me and i dont realy wana ...

I have a feeling it will.

What I said, Ben, was tell her you don't want a relationship right now...

Ugh what's the best way to ask a girl out you've never met before? I'...

Wait, you never met her before? Explain.

Ask her if she wants to get together and meet.

Walk up to them, say hello, then point out something about them and st...

Just try to be natural, be calm and just be yourself.

Iv had a little crush on this guy for a year now, we were always good ...

long distance is bruuuuuuuutal i haven't seen my girlfriend for alm...

how long have you been doing a long distance relationship? [side ...

I remember that, Luster.

That sucks.

Hey good news.

Haha, amen.

Good, Em, good luck with girl A.

Not much to say.

Basically, everything between me and the girl I've been persuing for a...

Thanks I'm really excited.

2 hour train ride each way?

Yeah.

Jeez, so the both of you will have combined travel times of 5 hours???

Well.

And not being a Brit I have no idea what you mean.

I tried calling her today, and her dad said he doesn't want me calling...

Ha there you go http://img.

Aw man, love is good stuff.

guys i got a question about sex, alright i still have my virginity, an...

No, you still have your virginity, you're just a bundle o' sticks now.

As long as you didn't go all orgasmotron in her whickity whack you cou...

i can't make out with my guy.

If the chemistry's not there, there's not really much you can do about...

Talk to him about it and see if you guys can work out something that w...

You feel uncomfortable doing stuff with him, the best thing to do, as ...

I have a issue thats tearing at me.

Can you explain more how she acts now? I'd like to know a little bit m...

She just acts cold towards me sometimes.

That sounds like the end of the honeymoon period to me.

But the rudeness and sometimes downright coldness? I don't care how u...

Well, she probably gets that from her dad.

to be honest, it seems like you're worrying a bit too much - women are...

You're right.

And if all else fails.

What? lol

I don't know.

Riiggghhtttt haha.

Have you told her "you loved her"?

Yes.

How far into the relationship?

It was pretty early, when I said it, her exact words were "omg, I...

Oh, all right.

Wait, why did you ask?

yeah, I wouldn't call if I were you.

Ok then.

Well, usually when you tell a girl, "I love you" early into ...

it's possible, but if she's going to let a couple of arguments ruin th...

Sorry, completely off topic here, but I couldn't resist that quote.

You know what I mean!

I know what you mean, man.

I doubt it will ruin anything, since she gets over things pretty easil...

I've had a girl say that to me, too.

Thats seriously messed up.

Yeah, but then again, so was she.

<--Divorcee ftw

Oooooo I have had some crazies.

One time I really liked this girl a lot.

I have had major trust issues, but I have learned to trust again with ...

dude, we all say stupid things in the heat of the moment.

ron your girlfriend just wants you to be a fuckin man which you are...

if you want tot stop SEEMING needy you need to stop BEING needy ok?...

I can see where you're coming from, actually.

You're absolutely right.

make sure you see this though: its not a "rough spot" she...

Well, I don't really want to go out and try and pick up on other girls...

^good advice^ (@ I am a hat) although I wouldn't recommend getting t...

She's going to be away for two days, and back home later tuesday.

I wouldn't - just act normally - as if you were available but you're n...

she WILL test you about why you havent called her dont apologize or ...

I'm not going to lie to her.

Well, I want to call her, at least.

Remember what we discussed earlier.

I'm not going to call her today.

I'd say hold out as long as you can, but don't let it run over 3 days.

Thats what I planned to do.

So guys I have an important decision to make.

I'm not entirely sure what you're asking.

You probably won't use soccer too much later on in life.

Sports mean little in the long run.

If you really want to play soccer, then you can do it.

Ron, don't do the 'test'.

I was leaning towards the drivers ed side.

Well, what do you propose then? I think some space between us is ne...

It sounds like it yeah.

But you just said that creating space between us is a bad idea.

No the 'test' is a littel trick many people use to create space withou...

I fear that if I say that she'll think I want to break up with her.

Then tell her you're not.

subcommunicate that instead by: doing it.

So tell her nothing and take time off.

its not about taking time off just not being _______(the way you wer...

No i get what you're saying.

Oh yes being a 'man' means not showing emotions.

Nooooooooo you misunderstood.

Mr.

I'm 18 and she is 16.

So maybe there is a little bit of a maturity issue going on as well?

Oh definetly.

It doesn't seem to me like you expect anything so extraordinary from h...

Thats what I mean by "relaxing".

I just wanted to say, that when people say you can't be friends with y...

Awesome.

I really don't know.

No problem, I know how it feels to want to just vent.

Okay, I've really dug myself a hole.

I think you moved too fast.

Personally I think you've just provided yourself with all the reasons ...

Well, you seem to have your fair share of relationship ordeals, NBF.

Yup.

Learn NOT to do things for the sake of having a boner.

Every now and then, I pop in here to talk about my current relationshi...

Makes ya feel great about life, huh?

Until she breaks your heart.

Mr.

That I am.

Yah, its something pretty cool in my life right now.

Yes ma'am.

Until she leaves you for a Middle Eastern Gigilo named Ish and runs aw...

dp below

What do you do when this guy who you've known for about a month, and d...

Honestly? I'd say neither.

If you don't really like him, then you definitely shouldn't go on the ...

She doesn't not like him at all but she can't see it going anywhere wi...

Well she obviously felt this ex was bad enough to the point she couldn...

I think she's gunna go.

Quick question, how important do you guys think humor is in a relation...

I think being able to defuse a tense situation in a relationship with ...

why is tension a bad thing? (srs question open to everyone.

Well, if there is tension then things become uncomfortable and that ju...

http://sputnikmusic.

Do none of your friends have automatics that you could borrow?

i've noticed that girls don't think its funny if they're mad about som...

Yeah many girls I know don't like that either.

Like we ever win with you guys.

But if you're silent you're incensitive as well.

Just poking fun.

sup This forum requires that you wait 30 seconds between posts.

Ding! We have a winner! The guys who don't get it, who don't unders...

haha

no my friends are big 'tuners' and HAD to have standards -_-

Then I guess you're kinda stuck with the bf's car.

Oh man I don't know which one was better The Don Juanabee one or...

well it's the most pathetic broken record player in the existence of t...

is it 33rpm?

it's 0 rpm because it is a BROKEN MACHINE LIKE THE WORLD THAT SURROUND...

</3

Soooooooooooooo my Gf is basically going to have no time for me starti...

Surprise her every now and again with something to show you still care...

I'm already thinking of things to do for her, haha.

optimism rules huh

I like to be haha.

i'd rather be cynical and pessimistic

Whatever blows your skirt up, I guess.

Or you could just figure that you'll deal with it.

Yup.

meh my boyfriend left me because im 'annoying' apparently calling hi...

that just sounds like an excuse to get out of it.

You sure it was just the phone calls? personally, I love talking t...

that's kind of hard to determine unless you know everything from all a...

that's true i fail =\

better luck next time

Some guys just don't like talking on the phone, I guess.

i hate talking on the phone but it is nice to hear my girlfriend's voi...

i absolutely hate telephones.

Exactly.

but i'm a very physically engaging and dynamic person in conversation ...

I suck at talking on the phone.

Gotta agree with you.

D&D kicks ass! .

lol d&d tonight people still play that?

It's been around since 1973 and has millions of players world wide hah...

i know but those people are for the most part of no consequence

Right, exactly.

lol i guess i'm lucky that my girl friends aren't rambling vapid bitch...

You'd be surprised.

I laughed at that and i'm going to use that next time my sister starts...

lol wow my friends and i just sit around and debate quantum physics o...

Same here.

Uh, even if you hate talking on the phone, there is nothing wrong with...

Yeah but that's because you go to an INTENSE ACADEMIC SCHOOL.

very true as well

Ha.

Hell i'd play.

I dont mind babblin on the phone with the boyfriend.

That depends.

Well, daily contact of some sort, I think is a necessity.

We all must bear our crosses.

I hated it when I was DM'ing the PC's would use spot checks in a room ...

I dont know about daily, but its alright.

Yeah.

It's perfectly healthy, if that's what both people want.

I disagree.

I would hate a desperate girl or a girl who can't handle hanging out w...

Well, there is a balance, and I think that is the trick to having a ha...

Heh.

yeah it's a curse not a blessing

Ouch, thats some time.

My GF is coming home every night very late until november.

Yah, its going to suck for the both of us, I s'pose.

I hope no indecent things will be carried out when said naps occure!

I'll get to see him next in November.

Not trying to sound rude here, but how can you be with someone when yo...

I have to wonder how so many people think such a thing would be differ...

well no most people see the whole wow you are always surrounded by ...

He's deployed, which I consider basically the only acceptable reason t...

Ah, I see what you mean.

Eh.

two months meh he said its because im always calling him and wan...

I personally think thats a very lame excuse to break up with someone.

I would guess that he didn't know what he wanted to start with.

At least it wasnt a long time, so there wouldnt have been that much at...

Yeah, it's hard to move on if you've been with the person for a while ...

Ive never been in that type of situation before.

Yeah, thats how I feel about my current GF.

Well, the best thing to think of is, you will always find some time to...

Maybe talk with her about it before she gets really busy.

I hope so.

Oh, Love One of the finer things in life.

I have a problem that isn't with love, but it's with a close friend I'...

They're lashing out for attention.

Ok before i posted about the guy i like is moving to uni ( i swore off...

You're only 16, so dont get so worried.

My problem is.

Just go with it, with no expectations and see what happens.

Not I! Also, PaintJessGreen, why did you, "swear off boyfriends,...

I am a terrible girlfriend.

That seems to be something you should resolve with yourself, swearing ...

ok well I just found out that I can drive someone elses car for the dr...

Looks like you got it handled, then.

Right, I agree.

Its not so much Im running away.

and i rannn i rann soo farr awayyyyyy

Boyfriend is such a classification.

Noo.

You can only get better with practice.

'I know that she's afraid to commit, but it's only been a second date!...

I just have a question for anyone who is under.

What would be the difference of asking someone that is 18 or from some...

Well, that's what I'm trying to find out.

date for fun.

i don't date

Then what do you do?

get rejected

*sigh* Depends a lot on what stage of young adulthood/adolescence you...

so you're saying that people under 17 are only interested in one thing...

Well, you are 16.

he probably didnt get much experience in his youth and now hes rationa...

I date because I like committment.

Wait, you can only pick between one or the other? When I go on dates ...

Oh.

That might be your problem.

Oh.

Thats natural.

In reponse to why do people under 18 date.

fukk man i dated so i could grind wit som bitchez if u kno what i mean...

Haha, I've never had a real relationship yet (i'm 17) and I know that ...

Yeah man!! I got these cheeseburgers man!

Im in such a crappy mood, Im just going to vent everything right here.

Sorry bout your bad day/situations.

Ehh, its alright.

anxiety?

Yah man.

ah, that sucks.

i'm the same way

Its not fun stuff, as you would know.

Alright, this stuff is really getting to me.

break up with the cold bitch

Have you talked to her at all about why she is changing her actions to...

I;m seriously think of doing that.

I have talked to her about it, and she pretty much told me "wow, ...

you can continue to love the memory of someone even after you break up...

I know, but it's just that i've gotten so close to her family as well ...

yeah i hate that part

Oh well.

I dunno man.

Whenever I ask her when we can see each other, she just says "idk...

Are you happy right now? If she doesn't want to make you happy, I be...

Man, Nicole, that's rough.

I have met a cool girl at my work.

Argh, I hate when people are like that.

What Nic said.

LACK OF ATTRACTION that is what is wrong.

I'm literally tired of trying.

I think I read that in a book.

find someone who deserves you!!!!!!

I've done all I can! I seriously cannot think of anything ive done wro...

i think its pretty much a variation of a NLP principle

NLP?

ask any girl none of this causes that FEELING of attraction ...

Belive me man, I took your advice to heart the other night, but you re...

Neuro-Linguistic Programming

What do you mean supplicate her?

she did not change.

How am I kow towing? I seriously cannot think of anything I ever did t...

I think you need to take a step back, try not to be romantic and retur...

I don't think me acting cold towards her will really solve anything.

1.

in case you missed it the first time

I don't do all of those things all of the time, or out of proportion, ...

I'm gonna disagree with you here because you're not a girl.

so can guys

Just do some thinking.

Yah, I can say Im very happy that Im not like most of my friends who h...

I will.

So true.

I was going to look into this, is it at least somewhat worthwhile or i...

i dont know much about it.

Hey everyone.

ahaha not really just general manipulation and supreme dominance

This post is contradictory isn't it.

wait what does popular have to do with anything oh right i forgot t...

That's your problem.

and drugz and fast carzzzz duhhhhhh

I already realized that doing romantic things a lot isn't good.

Good.

I'm just going to do my own thing, wait for her to makes moves ect ect...

Hold your ground.

Some people take for granted how well someone treats them, Mr.

Well, it seems as if sometimes I do love her to death, sometimes I can...

So there's this girl down the street that screams, "I love you&qu...

Is that really all you want?

if that's all she wants i don't see the issue it's quite shallow but ...

It still helps if I know that the person I'm talking to knows what the...

What's wrong with casual sex? Girls aren't attracted to pushovers/h...

well said man

Couldn't have said it better myself.

....and I really want to know how you found all this out.

When I was in an Interspersonal Communication course, we had a slew of...

Fair enough.

As any male will tell you.

Hey the door swings both ways, men can't change women either.

Naturally.

Yeah.

That's a fact most people need to learn the hard way.

By the way I have worded some things here, I may seem that way, but im...

Hot *** chick wants to "go out and do something" with me.

rape her

once more stay far away if shes willing to go out with you behind hi...

shes not relationship material but i see no reason why she can't be a ...

slut*

you have a quite the madonna/whore complex

think of the AIDS think of the AIDS!

Good AIDS or bad AIDS? http://www.

the one with the dying and stuff

I don't think highly of a girl who is willing to cheat, but hey, it's ...

Were I in this girl's position, I would cheat too.

oh steepike you're such a naughty girl

I think she should break up with him first.

Except for the fact that I have a penis.

Well yeah she's unhappy.

I'm not denying that.

Yup.

im a whore because i disagree with casual sex gogo dictionary!

lol you don't know the meaning of "madonna/whore complex" ...

or you suck ill kill you

hey relax we all know there are no girls on the internet

Phew, man I was worried because I heard rumors about their man-eating ...

yeah she'll pop a cap

shi you found me

I dated a girl for 6 months but it just died out and now im just makin...

Eh, its a lot more comforting being in a nice relationship, rather tha...

They both have they ups and downs

they do, but generally i don't think hookups could ever top a good rel...

i normally feel guilty if im not involved with a person

I don't know why anyone would compare them, they're completely differe...

It's not the same the physical pleasure you currently get compared to ...

Well obviously, one is more physical and one is more emotional.

But some people may be happy with a string of short-term things, espec...

Those around 18-20's are ok with that.

When you're young, you're not as eager to settle down.

Hey guys- not so much of a serious one here but just some.

Well I'm using this account for the slight anonymity it has so I'd pre...

Flirt with her.

help, 'jesse,' forget about, 'james,' this is a really good chance to ...

That's good advice - the latter part particuarly, I hadn't thought of ...

I've been there.

Welcome to my current situation, well, my situation up until a few wee...

Ah yes, I suppose I should mention I'm clinically depressed so I've ha...

I've been through the same.

I'm just gonna put this out there - I know the situations are pretty d...

That's quite insightful.

make sure youre obvious about it, a lot of girls (and guys) second gue...

You're gonna have to tell me what you mean by "second guess"...

As a Bipolar, I feel your pain man.

you need to make it known to the girl that you genuinely are intereste...

theres nothing wrong with her not being sure how much you like her

Aha.

You're kidding, right? I seriously recieved HELL until I came clear a...

you didn't handle her drama so well then

That's what the whole of the drama was based on, my man.

im sure it drove her nuts not knowing how you felt.

dickhead

I did try counseling for a few days.

Ok here we go, Small little problem, I think I might just be crazy,...

You aren't crazy.

I can appreciate the feeling, as I've been there my self.

so whats your problem

But the question is if I could find a counselor that wouldn't violate ...

Well I'm just being a pussy about it and I dont wanna screw what I got...

Then don't do anything? But then what happens when she meets some oth...

You just answered your own question indirectly.

Exactly.

Yes.

Perscription drugs haven't necessarily worked for me.

So you're willing to continue in a suicidal state because of an ideal ...

Might not want to eat anything, either.

True.

So lately i have been feeling really sad and here are the reasons.

Life's a bitch.

i don't really need relationship help, i just need help with approachi...

You're putting females on a pedestal.

Ya man, dont put the puss.

well, i just don't know what to say if i see a girl who catches my eye...

First of all, as has already been pointed out, stop putting women on a...

Also, social skills are indeed a skill.

I have lots of friends but gas kills me.

I think Beano would take care of that.

ask her out now

Do it, Seriously listen to someone with first hand experience Do i...

Oooooo man, I find myself in a whole mix of emotions right now.

Told you there was someone better who deserved you.

Well, since my last rant about her.

(also see my edit above) That is good that you are getting along wi...

ron, get them both in a room and hold a dating game show

You're awesome.

What's that now?

If you really loved your gf you wouldn't want to go out with anyone el...

yes it's that they don't love their gf anymore gg

I think it's normal to fantasize about other women even if you are tak...

depends on the frequency of fantasizing and how long one has been in a...

It's not a lot and it only happened like, twice.

Just make sure it doesn't become a big deal.

Uh Ron, I remind you that sometimes things are just too apparent: YOu ...

I know I know.

So you're gonna try to get close to her and make her your back-up?

No.

Well you just basically said that she was a backup, unless you really ...

Possibilities aren't the same as something like a "back-up" ...

I never said getting intimate.

Well I'm not going to be her freind because she would be my "back...

Well if you wanna work on your relationship, this girl isn't helping.

Maybe you're right.

I know I'm right.

God damnit you are right.

Give in.

No u.

I don't wanna see you go through the crap I went through.

I went out with someone after knowing them for like a week.

Or it was the smartest decision of your life!

omg i just had an epiphany

REALLY!!! What was it?!?!

i'm hungry

Guess what.

Now would your girlfriend really appreciate you flirting with chicken ...

Sorry.

Oh so she's Latina huh?

Si si.

Wow, I just had 5 pieces.

Give her a break man you'll kill her or something womenz have feeli...

Ahhhh.

Does Jom still come here and does his offer of random person on intern...

Um.

bah

Feeling kinda bummy now that school is shortly approaching.

I know the feeling man.

break up with her she's probably lost interest in you

That's what I'm kind of fearing, but she keeps telling me to call her ...

yeah well if she's doing that then the situtation's totally different ...

Yeah, probably, alas, I fail hard.

i feel sorry for people who start relationships in college not being ...

Yes, really, it's like.

So, I've got it bad for this girl that nothing in common with me.

I hardly see my GF anymore because of work and college.

I thought you wanted to keep things going with her.

Something happened that pushed me over the edge.

Oh.

Thanks.

You're going to St.

Well, that's a tough one man.

Where do you live?

Gloversville.

really? Wow, small world.

Scrunnch? Have you ever heard of Gloversville?

I have.

Yeah, it sucks here.

Thats cute, you guys can chill.

Want to come?

I might go to St.

Hah, sounds good.

It's in upstate New York.

It's really hard to get to hang out, even with our friends.

If she says no sex till marriage, don't expect that to change.

Well, I'm in a sorta situation now.

You ought to find out what "taking a break" means.

Yeah, I'm not going to count on that to change, but I'm not going to l...

What Michelle said.

Everything you said about her reminds me of myself when I was in high ...

We have talked, like crazy.

Problem is with a break that means you're NOT talking.

Thanks.

That's impressive enough just on its own.

Are you still in high school? Or do you go to different high schools?

So, I'm about to ask out a girl 3 months after I broke up with my ex, ...

I hope you learned something from your last relationship.

Good luck.

Oh my god yes.

I have graduated with a GED.

Is she still here?

Bwahahaha I remember that.

I'm trying to remember who she was.

Ok so there's this girl I've known since about Christmas, and ever sin...

I have found a Uni course I sort of want to apply for.

Just an update, no she's not still here.

That course sounds awesome.

I know that you want to get away from your parents, but getting a qual...

Hey Jon, if I become a movie producer/director, you wanna be my specia...

Time heals everything, my son.

empty post

I think being a movie producer/director would be awesome.

I wanted to be a movie maker when I was younger, but then I discovered...

Yeah, I know what you mean.

Yeah, I've given up on being multi-creative, I'm trying to channel all...

learning counterpoint harmony is kind of important if you don't want t...

Urgh but all the rules and stuff.

Figured bass is useless.

lolol oh man i don't even know where to begin with this

Nowhere to hide from the truth.

you saying figured bass is useless is like an illiterate saying writte...

I've read some on it; it's inconsequential.

oh god you've read some on it yeah that's great zero come back to me...

[quote=Atman]I can do that without figured bass.

haha ok zero go make a seperate thread about this or start dazzling me...

Sorry to interrupt, but what the hell is "figured bass"?

weve heard it already

Pfft I'm not making another thread for it.

that's what I was wondering

http://en.

i have to pack and dismantle my computer :-( but i'll make a thread...

Get crackin'

I disagree with the other statements, but wouldn't say anything.

Amit baiting is much more fun than Samuel baiting.

Samuel has the best avatar though.

Okay Idk if this is the right thread but I'm in a predicaments here.

Damn right you can't bend or break the rules, because when you do, you...

Go and talk to her when you go in there.

rofl Yeah man just talk to her, if it turns out she's like 16 just do...

Yeah you're actually right about the ear I was just trolling Amit

Yah, heh, thats a pretty good idea.

Sorry to bring my situation up again, but I'm still lost about this gi...

To be quite honest, my advice would be to move on.

Well, to be honest I dont see this going anywhere man.

conversely, i have literally nothing in common with my fiancee (she wa...

I know for a fact she likes me, and she knows I like her.

Im sure if you persued a more serious relationship, you would naturall...

Im just curious to know, how do you know she likes you if you guys don...

its all about body language girlfriend

Ehhhh, some girls (no matter how shy) are flirty to get attention, not...

true, but most people wear their intensions on their sleeve.

We talk all the time, we just never seem to have much to talk about, i...

But see thats the thing, if you see her a large gatherings and it goes...

Tell her you like her!

This.

I'm really upset right now.

There isn't really much you can do, besides offering her your support ...

It's ****ing unfair.

My friend is going through a similar situation.

Hey, here in Michigan we can't afford to be fatalistic! If your friend...

hey guys and gals, just thought i'd post my e-mail on here.

Wait, can't people just ask you here?

What we do it for free here too.

lol, I love how you count.

You could do something like cut your hair really short and donate it t...

tried that once, it got old fast.

hah! you caught that

No sig, dood, it doesn't work.

Dudette did you not read He is a professional advice-giver That means...

So, dude, he has a DEGREE of some sort in giving dating advice?

no sig? that sucks, i'll just put it in each post then.

How old are you?

Dating and relationships has a lot to do with Physcology man, which is...

Ah, psychology, yes it has alot to do with that.

163 years old huh? Proofplzkthnx.

ah, I would but see I lost all my d0cuments in the war.

Which war?

you ever see something and think, crap this is going to be a challenge...

HAY, WRAITH! Are you ignoring me?

w8 ur solution to a friend having cancer "maybe u can have ...

Wow, calm down buddy.

Yah I was thinkin the same thing, Jordan.

Me 3, gice.

hahaha, you need to go back and read what i said again, I said she did...

I hate to break this to you dude, but the girl has OVARIAN CANCER.

I think you should go to your fridge and replace everything in it with...

Haha wow

yes, she can feel it all over he body too, she may have a decreased se...

You're kidding me, right? You are seriously suggesting that an ovaria...

Have you ever had it? have you been in that situation? can you see int...

Okay.

Who else thinks this "expert" is, um.

aye

so I met a girl a couple years ago.

I'm so sorry that you've come out of that so closed minded, i myself h...

ok either this guy is a gimmick or way too stupid for you to waste you...

Sucky.

Theres one thing you need to realise, girls or women are attracted to ...

Just the one?

haha I was more or less fishing for similar stories I don't need moti...

yeah, not the ones who like women

Maybe it's God being subtle saying reproduction is not for you.

If for some uncontrolable reason you became attracted to a girl who wa...

If you knew anything at all about a woman's reproductive system, you w...

Wow, you're a freaking retard.

When I was in high school, I dated a guy who lived 2 1/2 hours away fr...

There people go with appropriates, sure if you ran in with a big sign ...

It's not a spiral of pity man.

Weiner, listen to Michelle.

wow.

Man you guys 3 hours seriously isn't a problem for me I've done the w...

thanks, i'm glad you like it

You said you were looking for similar stories, you ****head! Good l...

Never said I liked it.

I think this guy bantering is the stupidest **** ive read in a long ti...

I dunno man.

Nicole, get your arse off of away, plzkthx.

You're completely right, i'm totaly broke, i'm a glorified hobo, all i...

I knew it!!

ok kimmie so she didn't come to the picnic last saturday but i've ...

he he, so gulable it almost might be cute.

Wait, Adnan, who told you these things about her?

*gullible

thanks mum

her sis which is why i'm takin em at face value but i experienced...

Unless it's an impartial party I wouldn't put too much stock in it.

No, for sure he does not.

a good suggestion thx

awww thanks, thats the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.

In addition to not giving good advice.

Doesnt surprise me.

this is awesome, i don't know why i even have a tv, this is hilarious.

...or you could just stop posting and we would all be happy.

What do you REALY want?

This has nothing to do about orgasms, you idiot.

so your not gonna state why my advice is bad? i love this argumenet, y...

at the moment, only for you to stop posting

Your advice is bad beacause it is unclear, without any support/back up...

so you didn;t feel the need to support/back up your comment with an ac...

The fact that you can't seem to properly form a sentence immediately m...

you're totaly right, what was i thinking, i can just say that from my ...

/audience.

hey guys im a professional advice giver also

Yeah.

Personally I'd say that being blunt is a better idea.

Agreed with the above.

I don't think I know exactly how to do this.

Well, it's going to be awkward, so as soon as you acknowledge that, yo...

I'd say just be direct and tell her what made you like her and what ma...

Also be sure to tell her where you want it to go from there.

My girlfriend is sort of insane at times.

she is a control freak man.

Violent mood swing? It must be that time of the month for her.

Dont give into her.

My dad and mom have been arguing a few weeks, and on/off for months, a...

Dude stop being negative.

You'd be falling out of your hat to imagine me as a people person.

All right, so I was hanging out with this girl, today.

Why would you joke when you obviously knew she was upset?

I didn't think it was that big of a deal.

Well to you.

update: she just deleted me from myspace gd this girl has issues

Ohhh the MySpace deletion.

Yeah, I'm giving up on humans.

so me and this girl has been together for slightly more than a month a...

You don't have to love each other to be in a great relationship.

just hate it when she flirts mildly with her other guy friends .

Over protective? No.

yeah i agree.

This is more of an advice and suggestion and not so much of an L&R...

This is the exact same problem I had last year man.

yeah cause i dont wanna quit, its kind of a fat job.

You should definitely try and get your hours rescheduled, first of all...

Are you in college? Because I had this same problem so I scheduled my...

they booked me 5 days a week with 5 hour shifts on each day.

Hey guys, I've got a problem, but it's a bit weird.

Exactly.

stop thinking negatively and start thinking positively .

It's all that emo music, I tells ya.

After you get out of your next shower, before you get dressed, point a...

i have a need for advice.

round up to 5, I think or you could go kiss your reflection.

did it tahts how i got all this confidence to make a joke

Yeah, but sometimes I can't help it I think i'm a bit stressed atm...

do that

It's just up to you changing the way you think about things.

Yeah, I know, but how do I/how can I help myself?

Get really good in bed.

Oh I know I'm good

Where's Tiger when you need him?

Self confidence is the ke,y but your just being ****ing cocky Btw...

As I've metioned before in one of these l&r threads I've fallen fo...

Sounds to me like maybe she just doesn't want to be with you.

According to his profile he's like 19.

Ahh sorry I knew there was an important issue I was missing.

In my experience.

maybe she doesnt like tyou

dude is anyone on right now?

someone, please give me advice for what is stated above.

Um just ask? What do you have to lose by asking you know?

well the girl i am (most likely) going to ask, knew i liked her, and s...

Life's too short to worry about such trivialities.

alright well yeah thats true, i mean, if she said yes, i would be a to...

That's the spirit.

Haha, I was joking dude.

*insert angry, cold calculated jab at all of you weakminded douchbags.

At time like these you just gotta gauge how lucky you feel.

i cant talk to people which is a problem again because school star...

learn sign language

My mum met my dad at the age of 16.

It's much more unrealistic with today's crowd, though.

I dunno how true that comment is.

uno dos treesss

I agree.

ok guys i need serious help i downloaded 2 seperate torrents of the...

That has danger written all over it.

I really, really like this girl, and think I might actually be in love...

How old are you/she?

Yeah, so I took you guys' advice and just told the girl I dig her, and...

The ball is in her court now; she knows how you feel.

I'm just sort of worried that she won't respond or make any moves back...

guys i think im gay how do you know if you're gay

If you like to wear pink and show an unusual interest in hairdressing.

We're both sophomores in high school.

I love being loved by my girlfriend, and sometimes i hardly love her.

I think you are too.

i think its how he gets his validation fix

It's probably cause you are insecure.

Well I'm not going to ask that any time real soon, haha.

So.

Ask her on a date or two?

To, oh the horror : you seem to know what you're doing, just do the be...

Ok, well I'm tempted to just give up on it.

Question: Tomorrow I may be jamming with my 'band' at a friends house ...

Bands and girls don't mix.

Haha well that's what I'm kinda' asking.

Well would you want her waiting around being bored as you play music, ...

if this is any indication of the kind of advice oh the horror was gett...

Since you're apparently so intelligent and keen on this subject, how '...

get some gel and make your hair really tall.

Seriously, horror!, I don't care how "shy" she is (biggest c...

**** her not like have sex with her but **** her

Yeah, that's pretty much what I said in my last post.

Move on.

Maybe I should just directly ask her if she likes me at all? or would...

"Then how about you show it," you say if she does.

"Then how about you show it" sounds so rude, but I get the i...

The thing is some girls are so held back by their parents that even if...

I have a question, this girl i've known for a few years and i like alo...

If she complains about them then maybe she should make a choice not to...

haha SWOOP

Nothing will get her out of that cycle besides maturity.

Okay.

maybe she has a twin

Whatever happened to the spam/ban rule?

I guess with posts not being counted, it's a bit lax now.

That's still retarded, this thread normally has a lot of topics put up...

All right, so I smoke pot from time to time, and I just quit a band th...

I think people should be mature enough not to care what you do on off ...

Why does the bass player give a shit in the first place? As long as yo...

It's not a big deal, really.

There's this whole history why the bassist doesn't like weed.

Let them be retards on their own time then.

Who here has a boyfriend/girlfriend who doesn't like PDA?

If you have a question or something, I don't really like PDA.

Nah i'm just curious.

I'm not really a huge "people person".

Because it just seems akward to do something personal in public.

Kissing is akward in public? Even one kiss on the lips real fast?

That's not so bad.

I hate PDA.

That's not bad, I'm talking about the kids who suck face in the hall f...

That's when you push right through them and go "WOOPS, DID I JUST...

Or you just walk through them and don't even aknowlege them .

bad pda is really awful that said, i would like to say that my relati...

So i'm going to Uni at the end of this month, and i've been looking fo...

Make her listen to Mastodon.

Shut the complaining.

Wtf is pda?

Yeah, I guess the distance isn't that far, but going into my first of ...

So, my girlfriend and I decided that not talking was a bad idea, so we...

Well I dunno dude.

Yeah, I think maybe I should try it for a month or two, and see how it...

My best friend of sorts told me she thinks her boyfriend is jealous of...

American weiner : leave the couple alone will you.

why should he stop being friends with this girl just to ease the jealo...

yeah i'm not doing anything that would come between them I mean she...

Exactly.

Well, I mean, if the guy knew how we talked when he wasn't there he'd ...

What I mean is, if I wanna go somewhere with just my gf, it annoys me ...

its me again haha ok so heres the story few days back my girl t...

shes trying to get you jealous and increase her value with rich descri...

hey guys i think i am going to break up with my girlfriend should i ma...

how else can you make a true decision

Is this about the hip hop thing again?

She sounds shallow and stupid.

yes.

Why would any right minded GF do that to her BF? It's like she wants t...

i love my girl.

It shouldn't ever be "part of her personality".

It sounds to me like you've got yourself a problem.

^^123.

Amen.

Before you dump her though you need to talk to her and be straight.

haha basically what going on now.

You're talking crap you fool.

i know.

You're just being strung along.

ok but zerocool will probably add a "marry her" poll option ...

Women don't stalk online though.

Oooooo yes they do.

<_< >_> <_<

oooo I'm in the doghouse.

Oh Ron.

nah, sounds like the girl's problem.

I was CLEARLY joking around.

youre going to have to get revenge by kissing her 20 times thats th...

Yeezzzz MWAHAHAHAAHAH!!!

it's weird - girls usually complain because they're not getting enough...

If the gf doesn't kiss you or something, just get in a really bad mood...

ron, stop concerning yourself with fairness and reciprocity in your re...

I have greatly reduced that, believe me.

ok so my girlfriend just told me something along the lines of this: &...

I think you need to have a more in-depth conversation with her about t...

i'm going to, i'm going to phone her in about half an hour.

Doesn't seem like it.

I have.

You can only try so much to get a person to change.

You should cause a huge fuss about that dance thing.

So, give me tips on a first date.

A life lesson: Do not try the yawn.

Is 19 an age at which is too young to plan for marriage

If you have the other aspects of your life in order (school, career) t...

Most people don't though so I'd say it's too young.

I think it can be done with proper foresight.

I doubt that a 19 year-old has the financial stability to raise a fami...

Was there a child involved in that marriage?

yup the whole ceremony was planned by a 6 year old child prodigy!

Don't go to a movie.

Agreed.

Our plan is to finish off school, get a stable job, and move into a li...

Go to a movie.

If you make the choice to go, make sure you have something to fall bac...

Yeah I know, I the only reason I do it would be to pursue my music pas...

Then, with that knowledge, go for it.

School as in university Penn State

There are a lot of jobs out there in the educational fields imho musi...

This.

So a lady friend of mine is upset because she's always been really con...

I don't think you should be the one that puts her in her place.

I'm with Jom on this one.

Depends on how close with her you are.

OKay, thanks guys.

Definetly.

*month and yeah.

man what is wrong with 2 times a week That would be awesome with my s...

You know this **** is going to become very very quickly un****ingaccep...

Yeah, she's actually at a party now, didn't even invite me.

**** she's telling me that she just broke it off with him, but he's a...

Sometimes its good to see someone only a couple times a week, and do s...

Yeah.

Yah I remember you talking about whats been going on for the last few ...

Maybe just come out and ask her why she never seems to ask you out to ...

She has this "thing" where she doesn't think it's polite to ...

Sorry to say it, but it looks like this may fall apart soon.

well in all honesty, i can understand where she is coming from there.

I'm confronting her tonight about how she's treating me like garbage.

so one of my best buds has been going out with this girl for about a y...

Nope, its none of your business what he does.

Kinda a n00bish and immature problem, but I need help.

Let her go for now

Explain.

The dude's been talking to her.

That makes sense.

no problem, it's what we're here for

AmericanWeiner actually has a completely different agenda.

what is that?

Well, just got back from "putting my foot down".

GG man I wish more couples understood that talking their problems out ...

Yeah, it was overdue.

Don't just assume that they are together.

Perhaps Ill take up tenancy here yet again.

so for the past few days my girlfriend had been treating me differentl...

Make an effort with everything you do together, really make an effort ...

Normally I'd also agree, but there isn't much else to do around here, ...

Give me advice on shy guys, with no experience on dating.

Well if you like him then go talk to him.

Im not shy, but in this case im super shy, seeing as he is like one of...

I've liked numerous girls in the past, and my strategy is as follows: ...

From years of experience of being kinda shy, just talk to him.

My girl wants me to go with her to her ex's birthday party, he was her...

Well, he and I aren't on very good terms.

oh joy.

There was this girl I had a crush on for five years throughout middle ...

Haha.

So.

At least she finally invited you out

you're my new best friend

Why dont you ask your group of friends to chill with you seperately, w...

oh boy

I guess that'll happen sometimes, but I'll still have to face them som...

homicide - kill your "friend" for stealing your girl.

hahaha

I'd like to, but somehow I think they'd suspect me.

I could only imagine babe.

Yeah, still it's going to be weird for me.

Yeah, good idea.

I bet you'd rather go with her, than be at home wondering how she's ac...

Yeah I want to go, because it's a chance to be with her.

That's for sure.

You'll be A-OK, man.

Hah, I nearly lost it a couple of times, but I've managed to keep it a...

That is definitely a tough situation - especially considering how ****...

Making friends is hard.

And the older you are, the harder it is.

I dont have trouble making friends, I have trouble making friends I ac...

Same here.

If you don't want to actually spend time with them, are they really fr...

I have lots of acquaintances, and a handful of quality friends.

Yah, I suppose so.

all of my friends are on the internet real people aren't enjoyable

Oh man, Im the complete opposite.

I don't really agree with having a 'best' friend or ranking friends.

I think i'm experiencing signs of depression.

I dont think its depression, it could just be hormones or something.

or get ina fight, the ultimate therapy

Don't you love it when a girl knows your interested in her so she goes...

This, too, shall pass.

Girls do that to improve their self worth.

She's being a petty ****ing bitch lately, I'm pretty sure I'm done, bu...

Can you explain the situation in detail? Maybe we can help you.

What Ron said.

I already did a while ago and nobody even responded to me.

Drop that bitch.

I want to, but I'm too weak.

You're not too weak.

Stop feeling sorry for yourself.

In the nicest possible way, you've got to get over it.

You just need to talk to her straightforward.

I missed a chance to talk to her straight forward when i went downstai...

Don't listen to your friends.

Probably a good plan.

The very first chnace you get, have a mature convo with her about her ...

I used to feel that way a few times every few months for a week or two...

I've actually felt that way all my life.

A slightly embarassing situation, less serious: Amongst my friends, it...

Anyone have suggestions on how to get your mind off of missing your gf...

Hang out with your friends? Drink? Watch a movie? Go for a walk?

I'll take the nerd approach and read.

That doesn't work for me anymore :-/.

Do what Steerpike always recommends.

Sounds awesome, but all of my friends are busy with college and their ...

Knowing Jelle, get piss drunk and forget your woes I'm guessing?

Heh, yeah, though alcohol is risky.

so my girl's the jap nickname and im amos.

Ummm.

dude reading is COOL

You would say that, you nerd.

I read whilst pooing and eating.

You and your girlfriend need to read a dictionary.

ok, heres the jazz: Theres this girl i really liked and we kept get...

Leave the third girl out of the equation if she's a complication.

Just try the first two for a while.

Ugh.

Are you sure she's actually 'your girl'?

God, Ron, you're so smart in other aspects of your life.

Yes, she's just obsessed with getting good grades because her mom home...

All the homeschooled kids I know have a -100 in the social area.

my parents are like that i bring home 70-85 marks and they get pissed...

Yeah.

Forgot what those numbers equate to in the American grading scale.

She actually quit soccer because she didn't like it anymore.

I never understood the purpose of homeschool.

I called her a little while ago to ask her if I could drive the rose I...

Ron.

.....I don't know, I really do think she's just under tons of stress w...

If she's too busy for you to bring a rose to her.

^^.

I know I know.

Have you talked to her about it?

Ditch her.

It's not that easy man.

I had a "i'm putting my foot down" convo with her the other ...

that talk won't stick because your behavior is 100% incongruent with i...

And that went nowhere, I suspect.

Sure it is.

I think I got through to her on certain things, but as a whole, no.

Good job, romeo.

I'm jk I'm seeing her tomorrow, should I comment on her not even wa...

Listen to my kid, Ron.

You're right.

If she doesn't have time, why don't you just back off on the amount of...

I've actually just started doing that.

I would take all of that as a very large hint.

Continue doing that, then.

Yes, yes we are@Tiger.

You need to flat out explain to her that you guys need to chill out fo...

No comments/explanations are needed here.

Yeah, you're right.

I mean, you can't really tie her life down or she's going to resent it...

The problems already been resolved, we get it.

I don't know why the fuck everyone thinks that homeschoolers have no s...

Shut up already.

alright guys i got a question thats stressin me out right now before ...

That's a really tough question, with no single answer.

A virgin is a person who hasn't had intercourse yet.

I'm guessing for most first times this wouldn't happen anyways, but I'...

alright thanks guys

Yeah, just be truthful with your gf.

Uh it did for me and one of my friends :\ I wouldn't say that you w...

She was faking it.

Nah.

I don't care what anyone says, you can tell if a girl is faking.

yeah there's that whole there-body-locks-up-like-brick instead of flai...

Look for the "twitches".

and the "oh ok I'm way to sensitive to keep doing this bed time&q...

Ummmm so yeah.

Exercise some better self-control and then there won't be a problem.

We didn't have sex.

mixed messages ftw

Seriously.

yes, it's obviously the mental anguish that attracts you.

Hahahaha.

awesome, I'm glad for ya

Thanks.

Hopefully, that'll continue.

Yes Ma'am.

Hey K- we had a really good conversation last night.

Try not to read anything into it, Mich.

grr you suck you just wait.

Whats going on?

@Mich.

oh, it's a pretty long story.

My SN is Route1510 if you need it.

yeah I'm bout to go to work too my situation is too complicated for L...

Nothing is too complicated for mx, sheesh.

http://www.

I've read a book on string theory actually.

Me too.

Parallel Worlds by Michio Kaku is a great string theory read.

umm so i'm kinda confused right now on where I stand Okay, so its f...

Just because someone doesnt talk to you one time on AIM doesnt mean it...

"What we have here is.

That'd be Cool Hand Luke.

She IMed you right as you got on.

I would completely agree with you except we don't talk to each other e...

Girls are weird.

Oh god yes.

she preobly opened the window, was typing, then realised she had to go...

Stop thinking so hard is right.

I don't even realize how you could attempt to read into that statement...

You can, I think, but it's iffy and imaginative.

I'm so bored I want to talk to someone but everyone keeps leaving Th...

I'm not gone.

well I didn't even know you had AIM.

I'm not gone also

See above post

Major Payne.

ACtually I think I'll practice piano to get my mind off of things.

Everyone add AW.

Im not going to add him.

oh you rebel.

It's ok tiger, you have your moments.

Why am I not surprised?

Because tiger thinks I'm a cretin

Tiger pretty much thinks everyone is a cretin.

ok sorry guys that I stopped talking I'm having a conversation with so...

Remember to bring your raincoat.

i like this girl shes a dancer (exotic .

Talk to her about having a serious relationship maybe?

Take her out, get to know her first.

Sup, rocket science?

its not just that easy or is it?

I tell you what.

If she takes the trouble to IM you when she has to go instead of just ...

If you met her at a strip club, chances are she was lying to you to ge...

actually she never once tried to fanagle money from me.

It means they know how to keep customers coming back.

hmmm .

Its not like its impossible that she does this with a lot of guys.

She likes him.

It's not my charm, nor my good humor, nor the fact that I'm ridiculous...

Your friends and you like some whore women amirite.

no.

Hey simple obvious solution.

I was mocking Tiger and responding jokingly to you.

I know what you were doing you oaf.

empty post

Oh yea, you mocked me good alright.

not mocking you in attempt to offend you .

No I mean Im dating a hooker, she loves me and stuff.

no ur dating an mxer and you just called her a hooker.

Dude, you're starting to get real annoying.

Im not dating an MXer? Im not dating anyone atm, but Im going to ask...

I said she PAYS for half of MY drinks.

empty post

Tbh if she charges half, she might be cheaper than a GF

empty post

Argh, morons.

What?

mmm feeling quite happy once again.

That's good to hear.

I have a 25 year old work mate after me; I'm 17.

Hey purps {(} or whatever that msn hug smiley symbol is.

No seriously help me, he's telling me he's taking photos of his cock f...

So get the pics and take them to the cops.

You know what's funny, when your ex (who you dumped) decides shes goin...

Like that.

No no no thats too simple and might work.

The man's got a point.

so i broke up with my girlfriend, but she still wants us to be friends...

Girls are like that.

Women often try to put forth a image of false self confidence after a ...

It is possible to keep friendship after a relationship.

I love gift certificates.

If anything, receiving gifts is worse.

Hah, yeah, that's true.

Meh, girls like cutsie stuff.

I usually say "This gift sucks.

You should accompany that comment with a swift smack to the ovaries.

Usually I just punch them in the stomach several times, ensuring that ...

Nicely done.

Let us speak to women who expose their ankles!

Yeah, I know that now.

HOHOHO! You're quite the sassy turmigant tonight, old boy!

Who knows Count Chocula, I may even.

Hand holding is ****ing ace.

Mmmmm I like holding hands.

It gives me a sense of security.

i gave someone of the female persuasion a stuffed st.

That was nice.

Moving without her dog makes me tear up.

dont be sad, it was only temporary

Oh, goody.

That thirty seconds thing gets really annoying.

I know it, everytime I encounter it I'm like wtf?

see? http://img48.

Aww thats so nice ! I went shopping for my man today.

yea, i'm a big sweetheart

well not too many boys are, so be very happy with yourself

Yeah, same thing happened to my old best friend.

Alright all, me and my friend like this chick.

Yes.

Haven't you ever seen Saved by the Bell? She is going to be totally...

Haha, yeah I remember that show.

Would you be upset at your bf/gf if the 27th was your commencement (hi...

I would be pissed as hell.

Yah, I dunno how Im feeling about it.

I'm good.

it is inconsiderate.

Hey guys, I'm in love with a girl really badly.

Examples, plz.

But if I give examples I'll just look stupid and neurotic Well, like...

Seems to me like she's kinda seeking attention.

Yeah, that's sort of clear, I have the feeling if I disappeared right ...

You are bothering because you genuinely care about her.

Such a bad habit, actually caring about people Haha, no that would...

Yeah, i've been looked at like I have 3 heads when I actually ask some...

Sometimes though it helps if you can relate.

If the girl finds out she's a competition, she will NEVER SPEAK TO EIT...

Or he could just kick her in the face with kleets and get her to stop ...

I think if she's in some kind of deep depression you should encourage ...

She's already seeing doctors But I don't have a chance with her, s...

so if you're in love than why are you applying logic to everything

You don't have a chance with her? I think you should move on then.

Haha, I've been in love with this girl through several other girls.

I guess I don't quite understand what the problem is then.

The problem is that she doesn't go away I went out with my last gf...

Hello.

drop flirtacious hints and see how she responds!

That's what I've been telling him, but nooooooo.

I've sort of been.

If your class is even slightly difficult, ask if she wants to start a ...

I've finally noticed that i'm getting over my paranoia/jealousy issues...

That chick sounds like a prep.

life must be horrible in your heirarchial american high school society...

Haha I'm not in high school anymore, I just know how it worked then is...

Vince, she will eventually go away, trust me.

What we really need to know is if she talks to you outside that class ...

Haha, I hear this a lot but it seems so unlikely since if anything I t...

Shell, check your rep.

Hell, I'd marry her if things worked out so that we could do that sort...

It's not.

ooo.

Well, leaving class to go to the library is like essential and stuff, ...

You guys should do a story/project/whatever together.

You just happen met the one that'll turn it off, yet.

No, this needs to be outside of class, hanging out together outside of...

Do her friends like you, hate you, not know you or what? I'm talking ...

Word.

Do you have IM?

Yeah, but I don't really go on it much.

Well this is mostly on you because I don't know how your class works, ...

K, thanks.

Word.

You don' need to make any moves yet.

Bron, this is the best advice for you.

hopefully she doesn't want his manjuice

Getting a girl's number IS a project.

Yeah, I guess.

What's your number?

It's very relaxed and easy going which should help since you're not th...

i got over it

702-812-4078.

This better be the right one.

It is the right one, except you won't get me right now because my cell...

Ugh, Facebook is ridiculous in regards to the phone number privacy thi...

Haha, meh, I really don't mind if some stalker has my phone number.

4 sirius Vince, I am afraid that I do not know your backstory.

okay i'll see if my noncellphone has text messaging brb

Haha, yeah, the girl you mentioned is my ex.

*stalks you* Uh huh.

Hey Kimmie: I am never going to call you.

Haha yeah but you're too far away (like half a state ) to be a scary s...

*cries* I am crushed.

awww i want a stalker

<_<

Looks like Ron is stalking you.

ewww not ron i want some womenz stalkers

ooh ooh who can I stalk??

stalk me and make the ROCKOUT face the whole time

wtf

If you're cute you can stalk me <_<

I would, but I think I still e-hate you.

okay

Fine.

Wait, Im not allowed to have many e-stalkers?

You Never Said I Could, Duh.

oic.

Thanks.

I think I'll stalk you too.

Haha, sweet.

i have e-h8ers

/hides behind a tree with camera while PS walks by Eliminator, ma...

i am nice see http://www.

And they're both GIRLS.

Well duh.

so i'm going to kill myself how do i go about this

Strangle yourself.

takes too long keep the suggestions coming please

I'm wondering what you'd call the reverse of a pedo.

maybe he refrains from naughty thoughts of ****ing little girls

That's not Latin enough.

for a second ther ei thought you said horses

Get the car key out of your ear, Nick.

well i'm down with some horse sex tbqh

Yeah I'll get right on that <_< Nick: To each his own.

nay

That may very well kill you also.

Did you ever read the Horse Whisperer? I think you might change your ...

that movie was pretty okay.

There was serious horse/horse sex in the book.

omg i must read it wait how do you know my name

Gerontophilia

Oh man, am I being stalked by a girl who's way smarter than me? That ...

Google, probably.

more like wikipedia

Eh, we were trying to keep it pretty fair.

BUT, is it okay if she knows both of us like her?

just bone your friend and let her get a decent guy instead of one of y...

123

stfuplzthnkz

oh snap john he told you how u gonna act

If she knows you both like her, it might make her hesitant to be with ...

theres nothing i can do

Great, didnt want to get in a internet fight with a nublete.

No results found for nublete.

Yeah that one!

John is awesome, you cannot call him a nublete.

Isn't this the life V.

Not all.

Yeah, only if you're lucky.

My town doesn't have a large enough population to incorperate the good...

i think a good 99% of the female population has turned me down

Wait you have been turned down by approx.

yes

Women don't turn me down because I'm not usually making the move towar...

Trying to keep it fair? WTF.

Thanks.

Ok, what are some cheap/free heart-felt present suggestions for my gir...

50? Wow.

Sounds a little obsessive.

Haha, well I don't wanna write like 4 things, and sound like a jerk.

Coulda made duplicates.

Thats why you travel 2 towns over? right?

Hmm you see the difference between you and me is you have love, while ...

Woah, that's a tough situation you got there.

Woah i didn't realise you were so young.

Haha, nah, you are just in your "prime", I spose.

Yeah dude.

Mm, such is life ey? Sounds like your town loves you though, which is ...

yes just don't use the word "competition" to describe the...

3 way things = bad.

not if it's FFM jokes! But yeah, love triangles are crap.

It's always about power and attention.

I'm suddenly starting to feel so old.

Go out and live a little!

What's FFM stand for?

Female/female/male.

It's just that I was talking to my friend Daniel about our friend Sean...

I always had to assume a bit more responsibility and indepenence than ...

Adulthood is just creeping up on me so fast.

Don't worry, you'll never catch me, John.

Yeah.

Some people just get married too early though.

When my friend gets out of the Air Force, and by the time he'll get ma...

Oh.

I remember hearing "You know, I'm looking for a family and a husb...

I know how that goes, John.

And since I did the teenage thing (driver's license, first job, etc.

Haha at John.

You're 47.

I'm 48.

I'm 63 be thankful.

Really? When'd that happen? I feel so out of the loop.

stop being so angsty

July 4th.

How do I stop my exboyfriend from spiraling into a pit of depression? ...

Why would you care about your ex-boyfriend?

Why not? We're still friends, and I actually do still have some feeli...

Nice one.

make him listen to ska, it'd cheer him up just watch

I don't think she wants to make him feel worse.

harsh, real harsh dude /jumps

I have not seen you on here in like forever.

Yeah it's good to be back.

i havn't been on here in like forever i wasnt aware the pit was ba...

Life's the same for me.

You must be very careful in this situation.

Don't give him any razorblades, ropes, windows, ovens, pills, or guns.

To give you guys an update (if you care) me and my gf are doing great ...

awwww that's cute i think you should invite a midget into your &quo...

Picnic? What's your weather like there?

More like 4

Kinda getting chilly now.

K.

Instead of thinking of it as "We're dating!" think of it as ...

Yeah there is a park near my house we could go.

If you don't have much to do in your city, take a drive to the nearest...

Uh no.

So you guys are going to pretend for a while or something? Like playin...

What are you talking about? All Relationships aren't based around sex.

I think they're playing Barabie Dream Mansion.

Seriously.

I wasnt really implying that.

Thats not true at all.

It's called work schedules.

Looks are more important than personality and "love".

if you wanna troll the l&r thread make it funny to atleast one per...

I just think that if you base a relationship around sex, it isn't real...

So apparently my personal beliefs are trolling?

Nah, I do agree with Mr.

The cooking idea is cool.

There's lots of stuff you can make really simple that will turn out aw...

And also, cookbooks are a nice help too.

I'm thinking spaghetti.

Spagetti is good.

Unless you pick a really gross sauce to use.

You seem quite negative tonight, whats your problem love? (to Elim)

Its cool.

I got spewed on today.

Nothing really.

I didn't spew, I got spewed ON.

hahahahaha nevermind.

empty post

Wait, did she spew in your mouth?

condensed joke: so a guy is going down on a girl and he sees some cor...

Hahaha oh god.

WAIT A MINUTE Malice was that mjt182 girl or whatever the fuck, right...

that be her her snatch is so rank someone threw up while eating her...

I seen 'er!

Hey.

Were said photos solicited? Or offered?

Sent out of no where!

Ignore them?

I mean, I took this as humorous and just her being her good old whore ...

Would it matter if she was? You said you felt nothing.

is she hot

Ahem.

okay just making sure sorry

Sexually, yea I felt nothing.

Why would it matter either way?

because people should value physical appearance more

I sure do.

Well when he says he didn't feel anything it doesn't matter.

okay

Well, you said you view her like a sister.

Personality is far more important.

It's according to how you define "work.

I'm coming from a healthy relationship POV.

I think your view of relationships is too closed in.

Well yes thats a relationship, but a pretty shallow one.

But a relationship is anything.

I know there are different relationships, I stated that above.

No, I won't accept that.

You don't have to accept it.

No, but it's a relationship.

Hey, if it floats your boat I guess.

It's not a meaningful relationship by any means.

Haha, yeah.

what does it have to do with standards

Hell I don't agree with casual sex.

And I was disagreeing with you calling it a real relationship.

Godammit it is a real relationship! It's not a meaningful relationship...

But what is a relationship without meaning? Not much.

In the sense that we have some sort of a relationship with every perso...

ron is totally boyfriend material.

Yes I understand exactly what you mean but the actual words you are us...

I hate chicks now, almost all of them whores.

Just a quick question cobert? How old are you? I think I know what y...

Ill be 17 shortly.

Good for you for being above the slutty chicks, and actually wanting s...

Alright.

It's ok Hat, I think you're the man either way.

it's my boyfriend's birthday tomorrow and i'm taking him to see Shosty...

Remind him that he is not college or the person it makes him.

True.

Get his mind off of college some how.

Let him know that he's not stuck there.

he wants to transfer to NYU asap.

He shouldn't sweat school.

More like 18 years, with a 4 year college.

But he's already done the time on the 18 years.

But it IS a large portion of his life.

Yeah, it's a basic portion of his life.

Anyone who blames the environment at their school for them being unhap...

He's only been in school for about a month, I take it? It can take up ...

****ing balls.

he was there all summer as well taking classes.

Yea! Sometimes we think with our fists, too!

im not as quick as I used to be yeah her dontsaygoodbye was her na...

So what's happening with you guys now? Anything?

So I've been talking to this girl lately.

Stay the hell away from here because she's sending a **** load of hint...

*her.

Even so.

Sarcasm, I presume?

Wait is it here or her?

No sarcasm at all.

if there ever was the initial spark of attraction, you killed it by be...

Attainable, creepy, desperate, etc

She's not interested in the least.

Haha.

*sigh*

Sooooo, now what do I do?

Move on.

Know what to do.

Any ideas?

http://www.

Well I was talking about generally.

uh complete your buddhist training young grasshopper eternity's br...

You try to give her some breathing room.

its been a week since i broke up with my girlfriend.

Wait what? As in you have a dick so small she felt too loose for it?

What is the question? If you're wondering what you should do I say ...

So you're saying all girls really have been slutty whores to cobert, a...

She probably started to move on before the relationship was officially...

I hooked up with a guy that I like last night.

From what he's said in PP that wouldn't be far from the truth.

Sounds like you **** blocked him pretty bad though, good one.

Haha.

*And John.

sup poo?

yo yo

Move on.

this one girl i know loves clinginess i wrapped her in cling wrap a...

Make sure you use the right stitching method when making your flesh su...

I think you already know the answer to this.

only the finest thread made from her floor-length pubic hair

I quit drinking a month ago.

Remember that most people are terrible at dancing, and that the vast m...

My strategy is to drink a lot and imagine I'm John Travolta.

True.

Don't worry.

I'm just going to have fun.

What a good idea!

I know I just thought of it!

Dancing is all about having ZERO shame.

Really though, even if you suck at dancing.

Thanks guys.

Whoa whoa, cut the 'dont be attainable' ****.

Thats what I meant I guess haha.

i have good advice like when i suggested that girls like being preserv...

Yes.

Well, thats a given.

wtf Tiger I have good advice