Topic: Short Story Competition #18: No Jesus allowed

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Posted at August 27, 2015, 4:54 pm:

The last short story competition was taken a bit lightly. So meh.
Please if you're not willing to play along the rules don't post. This isn't a spam thread, this is the last serious thread in this side of the forum so please don't ruin it. This time around if I see that you're just posting in order to try to be funny in any form possible, I'll omit your story. And you know to whom I'm talking to.
I welcome anyone who wnats to post here, but if you're not at least giving this the recquired seriousness (I mean it's the internets but for fucks sakes behave a little) then just say "I pass" and I'll be happy
Anyway... *ehem
You know there was this confusion and apparently tojes never showed up so the next guy in line got the privilege to pick this week's subject. Congratulations to all the users and deeply thank you for keeping this alive
Anyway, the rules and stuff
In case you aren't aware, the Short Story Competitions have been rather successful. Paul150/St. Peter's Truckstop originally started this contest way back in the day, and then it took a hiatus, and now it's back. There were fourteen completed short story competitions during SSC v.2.0, and the fifteenth is going to be decided currently
fattymattk says he started it, so we'll give him that lolololol
Here are some ground rules (that are fluid and subject to change) for these short story competitions, as dictated by myself and Tojes
1. All stories must be on the given topic. Any stories off-topic will be deleted by Damrod or ignored in the voting thread. Remember that you can tweak the word or the image itself to make it more interesting, but always within the parameters set by the winner
2. All stories must be confined to one post (read: no multi-post stories). A post can have no more than 10,000 characters, so plan accordingly
3. Plagiarism is not tolerated - all stories must be original. Don't be a bastard and copy another author's ideas, or steal his/her characters, or whatever
4. The whole point of the short story competition is to create an original story EACH CONTEST. You're not writing a book of chapters with the same characters, so don't do that. Also, please give your story a title! It is not inspiring to see eight submissions that are all entitled, "Untitled."
5. There will be two threads per contest. The first thread will have the new theme, instructions, and so on. In this thread, you may post your stories and ask questions and discuss. After the submission deadline has passed, a second thread will be made linking to the first; in this thread, you cast your votes. Don't spam; the first thread will remain open so people can give their feedback (and, if requested, grade your short story). Let the voting thread have votes only
6. When you give feedback to the authors in the voting thread, please leave CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM. This means don't be a suck-up or a dick. When you give your feedback, give some pros and cons, and if you feel like it, give their story a rating. It doesn't matter if you do it on a 0-100% scale, or a letter grade (A, A-, B+, etc.), or a number of out five/ten/whatever. You don't need to be a terrific speller or type with the best grammar or have character development, but admittedly, your writing will be more favored if you do so
7. NEW RULE: Joke stories are subject to approval and if I don't like it, just because I see that you are not really putting any effort and just look for a cheap luagh or two, your story will be automatically discqualified and you will be banned from writing a story for the next SSC.NOW DON'T WALTZ AROUND SAYING I'M A BITCH BECAUSE I DID THIS, BUT THE RECENT EVENTS MAKE ME THINK CHEAP LAUGHS ARE TEH FUNZORZ AT THE INTERNETS. TRY TO SPARE ME (AND YOURSELF) THE PROBLEM OF MAKING NAZI ACTIONS LIKE THIS AND POST INTELLIGENTLY
Otherwise everyone can enter here.
Sure come. There you go
8. By all means, have fun, sexies
9. Final logistics
- Authors will have ONE WEEK to write and submit their short story. This is non-negotiable unless there is a mass consensus that the deadline is to be extended. If this is the case, an additional three days will be awarded
- The new contests will be open on Sunday nights (Jom/Tojes time), so your entries must be submitted no later than one week after (Jom/Tojes time)
* Thread closer can be Tojes or Jom. Whoever does it, will announce a couple days/hours/minutes prior closure
- If there is an extension, it will be until the immediately-following Wednesday
THE THEM
http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/9909/storyrv4.jp
Disregard Jesus and focus on the feeling you get from it

GO!

Original of the message was taken from http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/

Replies:

That was because you didn't give it a title, silly.

this could very much be one of the worst themes in the history of them...

oh the emotion i c edit: spot saved for my crazy good story comin' at...

Mine wasn't random it made perfect sense.

Muted with hopes thrown across what was, this is what is, can accident...

For the record, I never claimed that I started it.

I'll write for this one.

He popped another one into his mouth.

His heart beat slowly as his back pressed down on the mattress beneath...

The Silent Shot Would anybody hear? Adrian wondered the age-...

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The man sat down in the dry, hot sand.

Twelve times the shrew threw down his gown.

Hi guys.

I walked past him many times, never spared him a thought.

so when's the voting?

Today.

my story isnt ready yet, just wait a second


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