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Posted at October 10, 2006, 4:11 pm:

I hold here in my very hands The Big Book of Jewish Humor (c) 1981. Intermittently I will post some hilarious jokes from this book, and perhaps we'll all have a few laughs at how funny my people are.


Katz is sitting naked in his room, wearing only a top hat, when Cohen walks in.
"Why are you sitting here naked?"
"It's all right," says Katz. "Nobody comes to visit."
"But why the hat?"
"Well, maybe somebody will come."

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Jesus Christ.

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Levine brings a package to the post office.

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Jewish people are good with money

gtfo

wtf These jokes are stupid

That was fun actually.

you must not be very jewish.

I'm too white for this.

except you can't tell the difference between jews and whites

I like them.

oh alright

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I have tons of jewish traits.

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ok guys this one is a little long to type out so bear with me

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Jewmor

/waits

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lmfao

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hey that's not funny, my grandfather died at Auschwitz .

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\m/

I sort of get it.

i can almost taste dmd's rep steadily increasing

jews are running MX

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