Certificate of Manliness

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Posted at October 10, 2006, 3:26 pm:

every so often we should award a Certificate of Manliness for those who are deserving of such an honor.
Things that can get you a certificate of manliness
- finding a virgin hooker and fucking he
- guessing exactly who will be tackled in order for an entire American football gam
- eating a grown man's hous
- driving two cars at the same tim
- breaking the Washington Monument in two with your bare hands, and fighting an opposing army with the two halves of i
things that will make you lose your Certificate of Manliness
- listening to Celine Dion while someone shoves an entire California redwood straight in your asshol
- crying during sex, unless it's with "Vagina-spikes O'Flaherty"
- not finishing the whole bee
- thinking about your own naked bod
- being gangraped by an entire Scandanavian black metal band in a grim mist-filled fores

add more to each category

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I'm one of the manliest people here.

big penis?

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Being able to be a worthy father.

prejacking makes you a freight train of love

but not if you adopt, right?

No, I meant being a worthy role model.

Good answer.

That is expected as a part of parenting and is not worthy of a certifi...

you lose your certificate as soon as you mention the word 'feelings'

Sowwy.

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Things that can get you a certificate of manliness: cutting down tr...

Like how niggas always want credit for something they supposed to do ...

Yeah.

That's not cool, but it's true.

I think it's hilarious, personally work boots need's a rethink though

And what.

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How so? The work boots is the rub, cuz they don't ever put em on.

Not being Tony is a big one on the "Things that can get you a cer...

yup big sign of manliness

Hahaha, oh dear.

Wrong thread.

Losing your leg in Belgium in World War II to save Europe is pretty bi...

Things that can get you a certificate of manliness: Being in a Scan...

Finding it is pretty good too.

ironically, reading more than five pages of Maddox's book The Alphabet...

It's like a moment of clarity.

questioning me results in permanent forfeiture of any Certificates of ...

Pulling a full apple out of Aria Giovanni's VaGINA

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