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Posted at January 27, 2016, 10:54 am:

OK so basically homecoming sucked, because I had to leave after twenty minutes because my girlfriend got sick and they wouldn't let me back in. So I was pissed and driving to my friend's house to meet everybody at one in the morning, and a cop pulled me over for going 20 over. He was all "OK man it smells like you've been drinking" and I was like "nope sir I have not been". So he was like "well what's that empty bottle of beer in your backseat" and I was like "ohshi" because the people I was driving to the restaurant before had drank it and left it there. So I figured I was pretty fucked, but the cop just gave me the breathalyzer and let me off without even a ticket.

Discuss when cops are surprisingly cool and don't even bust you.

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The majority of police are actually really nice guys.

Not around my town they're not.

Yeh once this cop caught my friend drinking (underage) and he told him...

that was nice.

Yeah, good guys.

http://www.

Some are nice, but others can be total dicks.

Usually people who get beat deserve it.

lol tomlinson you cant do that.

yeah I know I just wanted to bring that up

Well, at least that one can't be called a hate crime.

hahahh

yeah the cop that busted me was black too, I figure that's a very rele...

black cops>white cops

Yeah, it's really nice that he didn't arrest you for driving sober and...

state troopers are always dicks.

My friends get at least tickets for going like 10 over.

I've never met a "cool" cop.

I've never met a "cool" cop.

I've never met a bad cop

you have obviously never been to America.

I got a ticket for going 30 over once :-/

We have some cool cops around here.

Thats because you're too SrEet pUnX.

and theyre the MAN and us gutrpunx hate the MAN down with the MAN

You must not go outside.

The revolution will not be televized.

You got me there.

Oh god, you get arrested so fast if you have weed here.

Not here.

I think Canada, Belgium and Holland are the most tolerant about cannab...

Canada isnt THAT tolerant, like if you get busted with part, its not a...

yes yes yes

/moves to Belgium

is it belgium anything like holland?

yeah but coke is gay.

but gay is the new pink

Gays don't exist.

That's just how you rationalize sleeping with them all the time.

I must reevaluate my life now.

Guys, I meant gay as in homosexual not as in a negative.

yeah, seriously jesus - what with the fag hair and the "love ever...

shh don't burst leftover crack's bubble

But vag is so much better.

Nah, it's not technically legal.

And that's why I surgically remodelled my anus.

May I called you Elizabeth?

now you have to change your name to fatvag

eww

The first thing I remember after my crash is seeing a cop leaned over ...

Wow that's pretty cool.

everyone at my homecoming got arrested for drugs it was rediculous li...

I've yet to meet a cop that isn't a power tripping cock ball.

operation paid up front, now my anus feels just like a cunt.

I was at a friend's house once (who happened to be black) and we were ...

Cops by me are generally dicks 24/7.

My dad's a federal cop so to speak, so I'm inclined to say that in gen...

My daddy's a policeman

This one cop that they call Mrs.

Liar.

Officer Vag what are you doing on the internet, go dick around with so...

My friend got caught rolling a joint ont he curb outside school one ti...

I got a flat tire on the interstate once, and a state trooper stopped ...

The fact of the matter, though, Shell is that he was kind enough to he...

A person I know got pulled over in a nearby hick-town while he was smo...

Oh yeah.

Ice cube will swarm on any mother fucker in a blue uniform.

Sounds like my junior homecoming.

Oh man I had a joint in my pocket sccidently at an airport and I was g...

City cops have all been really, really cool to me.

Nearly the same thing happened to my friend, although he took a swig o...

this one time, this cop pulled me over and was really cool about it.

i generally don't like the police.

my cousins are three of chicago's best cops.

Give my their names and pictures so I know to aviod them when I go to ...

I think most cops just want to do their job.

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