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Posted at September 27, 2015, 3:09 pm:

So I'm going to the (in my country) mandatory examination for military service tomorrow, to get my share of government oppression. You know, they check physical and mental health, make sure you're not a homicidal psycho nazi from hell etc, and then pick people that get drafted. ITT we share related experiences and discuss creative ways to avoid getting drafted (for example pretending to be a homicidal psycho nazi from hell).

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Replies:

Don't you mean 'they make sure you're a homicidal psycho nazi from hel...

-Pretend you're homosexual -Act like you are afraid of everything ...

@ Jelle: We have compulsory military service in Sweden.

Yeah, I got that coming up soon.

Oh right, I suspected it.

Pardon my ignorance but is there anything big going on politically for...

It was kind of okay.

It's compulsory but they only draft like 20-25% every year, so most pe...

Jag fattar ingenting.

I think that they have actually reduced the drafting percentage even m...

I hear Sweden's army is really great because everyone is trained well.

We are, but I'd rather that we put our taxes to better use.

Yeah I read that too, I think they're starting with the new system lik...

hes terrorist edit: to hope

so what'd sweden do in any wars

Sweboy: Var ska du mönstra?

I'm deeply offended :' (.

because you are not real people! you hate our freedom! you eat israe...

Right, I see.

Mönstring in Göteborg, like Långedrag or nåt sånt.

Haha, enjoy the voyage

I never got that.

leave the military and join us terrorists.

Taken.

fat chance of them joining anything http://en.

Sweet, so I can sleep till like ten before I blow myself up in a marke...

Ask when you get a gun because you want to shoot yourself.

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I am probably joining army when I can anyway so just send me a plane t...

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