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Posted at October 26, 2016, 12:09 pm:

my music teacher told me if I can balance twenty spoons on my nose, sit in a chair with my feet off the ground, and play Flight of The Bumblebee on the Jug, and the Triangle with rythmic and melodic accuracy, all at the same time; I will get an automatic A+.

Tips/Suggestions?

p.s. The triangle can use a stand

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Replies:

Lots and lots of fairy dust.

Your music teacher obviously likes Rush.

so i'll need to visit Tinker Bell, then.

Drug him.

I don't see how that will help my chances :/

i underestimated the seriousness of this thread.

If you play and screw up, he'll think it's way better than it is.

^^ This man takes drugs.

Take a picture of your nose, print it out, and put it on a hard flat l...

-Gav

Use lots of superglue and ducktape.

Your teacher has unreasonable expectations of his students.

I can do nineteen but not twenty.

Post of the day.

Ask your teacher to show you how to do it first.

Ok fair enough -Gav

hack the school pc's? kill the teacher? tell the teacher to get ...

Why would I do that? He's offering me an automatic A+.

Force him to take acid.

Just Do It! nike

thx for the not help losers

excuse me? http://www.

Just remember this little saying, GHB = good times for me.

except zack gort that's actually a good idea and i'm actually consider...

This is a serious answer: You gots to magnetize the spoons so that ...

it would still be pretty tall

play flight at the bumblebee at 30 bpm

this is a serious post

lmao.

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