Posted at October 27, 2015, 5:27 pm:
Yesterday I was in town and I decided to take my guitar and FX board into the music store and test out some amps, and when I got in there, my arch enemy Lauchlan was in there, playing an acaustic and walking around like he owned the store. I pretended to ignore him, and plugged my rig into a Roland amp.
I was playing for about 30 seconds before he came up behind me and said:
"Thought I heard your incoherant 'thrushing', what are you doing in here?"
"Incoherant's a pretty long word for in inbred-sheep-lover," I replied," I'm looking at amps to play real music on, not this tree hugging country crap you play"
"And I see you're still playing that heap of crap," he said, pointing to my guitar, a strat copy, "You play punk and metal, why don't you get a Les Paul?"
"Heap of crap???? You just think electics are crap because they haven't discovered electricity where you live."
"And you havn't discovered guitar lessons yet, you can't play, go and get a job you useless peice of crud"
With that I got utterly pissed off, and I cranked my guitar and started with a Van Halen squeal, hit a low E power chord and all of a sudden, my pick hand went ballistic, as well as my fingers. I worked up the 7th frets, sliding up and down the neck, divebombed and found myself on the 20th fret on the b string, doing the fastest vibaro I've ever heard.
I finished with a E powerchord and when I looked up the shopowner, Ray, just said "holy ****" and dropped his coffee mug.
I unpluged my rig and walked out of the store, feeling pretty **** spunky.
So yeah, now that I know I can do it, my playing has never been better.
Just thought I'd let you all know that I've reached my peak...I think.
Shread happily (and now I can too!)
Who wants my autogarph?
Original of the message was taken from http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/
Replies:haha you feel spunky
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damn straight i showed that ****er lauchlan up quite well
No ones really cares amit.
go away pastie
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he is right :'-(
if no one cares how come he posted
answer me that
eggo ill challenge you to a guitar battle when you're ready
you need to know!
need to
omg look at your rep you thilly head.
i really like this story
i love you
i care not for your incoherant "thrushing"
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Shred is only good to show off, and in your case I'm almost certain yo...
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you're ridiculous amit
You could have just made fun of him for having a stupid name
Just making sure,
Do you guys realise that is literally a story?
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i remember this thread!
shred 4 lyf
no shit
Hence "Just making sure"
I was just about to say this.
I'm turning this into a feature length movie.
i could seriously SWEAR ive read this ON THIS FORUM before by a differ...
nono it was a noob in guitar that made it.
lol @ vibaro
yeah it was a serious story by aus_rock_god
this thread is really inspiring
It's like the enlightenment up in here.
ah, right.
edit: nvm read thread
gotta love ending on an e power chord
Oh and I thought you were talking truth amit.
aus rock god should pay a visit to this thread
he posts once in a while and he's gotten really chill actually he's a ...
nah, hes a moron
aus_rock_god = jimmy?
joshmay's avatar is obscenely large.
it's funny becuase he's had it for a bit and now everybody notices
That's awesome, Atman.
hehe yaeh :-(
nice thread thread ami(ri)te
deva view atm 0_o
You should've just grabbed the nearest warlock and stabbed him in the ...
lol I said that at school to my teacher on Friday
Everyone Else's Avatar Is Obscenely Smallllllll
And Likewise Significantly More Unimportanttttttt
Double post
It Was An Afterthought, Mortalllllll
Amit you never call anymore.
I am so good I have no rivials, they all bow before me and give me the...
pix or it didn't happen
heh gg gg
btw amit country music is amazing
etc
wow The E powerchord.
Who was the guy that originally said it again?
Can anyone type me out a legible copy?
yeah hank williams = god
Can I have a big avatar?
http://i2.
No you need to give me a 100 x 100 one please
I was thinking, is it possible to shred so hard that shred itself woul...
i did that just today eliminator, get with the times
although being a microwave helps with deadly gamma rays and stuff
well you really can't do without the green boner
it just isn't the ...
when i play in guitar stores, using the top of the line effects pedal ...
all you need to do is shatter coffee mugs with your thrushing \M/
He said a spelling mistake.
your entire last paragraph reminded me of Back To The Future where Mic...
I just play with my whammy bar to make cool sounds and shi
Joshmay has a big ****ing avatar!
Oh Amit! *swoons*
lauchlan had it coming.
i was really gonna do it for you (assuming i knew how).
http://ic1.
...
tofu in general remains to me a symbol of the maladaptive turns ...
but cubes have some neat properties, so it might be self-redeeming
Sorry my bad.
wow, that is insanely cute
tell me how to do it and i will change it for you no problemo
I better start eating my vegetables.
It's in the mod CP, but I'm not entirely sure how to use it since I'm ...
wow that looks awesome
you should post in every thread, just so...
Oh man that's awesome thanks a bunch.
oh please oh please do mine:
http://img147.
sure i dont care, you're a good dude !
ps.
me me me
ps.
http://www.
awesome, joshmay.
joshmay make this mine please
it's not even that big too
http://i23.
Rawr
okay so i just went back in a time machine and flipped these coins aga...
Actually can you make it this one please?
http://i23.
saw you were into metal, wasnt gonna ban you, but fuck that lol donkey...
That's no reason to ban me
no its because the coin landed on tails!
Do me
http://i15.
okay but you're the third in line to be subjected to the coin toss
That's fucking stupid, unban me plz!
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I reckon it was actually heads
for someone with such a big avatar, yo...
i would give you the benefit of the doubt
but i dont even know how t...
okay so i just went back in a time machine and flipped these coins aga...
mod abuse of powers is not good
go on then
What about me??
well, that's really what happened.
You pissed up bastard
the avatar you posted is the same size as the one you have! so you're ...
i'm telling
if any of you all know how to unban, teach me and ill think about it
ModCP > View Banned Users > find his name and click 'lift ban'.
I find it pretty funny how you have a farking arch nemisis, congrats.
Wait
then make this my avatar http://i15.
WHAT THE HELL?!?!
haha i dont have to deal with this, im gonna go bu...
Wish Josh how did you know that?
Thanks joshmay, glad to see you came...
I'm a co-admin on a vBulletin forum so I just edited the link to suit ...
Oh right, that makes sense.
Whats going on here
Unbannings and avatars
He mods S&L.
i'll keep this for a week .
Advertising is against the rules I don't want to get banned now, do I...
is this where to get a big avatar
i would like this one plz
http://im...
or this one, sir
http://img.
OMG i was in this guitar store and i plugged in this guitar and i was ...
did arch enemy actually walk in?
or are you just bull****ting?
i played 512th notes and the owner gave me a blowjob
Man, I can't wait till i do that with my drum enemy.
I picture you as that guy.
Nah, those avatars both suck.
that says it all.
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