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Posted at November 27, 2015, 6:59 pm:

Ok, so I work at a food establishment, and this fat chap comes in and asks where the bathroom is. I point to the back, and he goes. after about 15 minutes of not seeing him emerge out of the throne room, he finally showed up holding his forehead. He goes to me, "yeah, I just slipped on some butter and nailed my head on the doorframe." he took me back to see, and low and behold, there was some dman butter there in the bathroom. I don't know how the hell it got there, but it was there.

All of a sudden, he slips again while showing me where it is and lets out a huge fart. I had to hold back the laughter on the inside and help him up. I thought to myself "oh man, this makes my day" (I know, I have a spot reserved for me in hell) and after I helped him up he exclaimed "Man, this tops off my great day, I just came back from the hospital from finding out I have cancer."


Me after he said that: "God damnit."


So, share messed up stories where you felt bad/felt bad for laughing.

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