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Posted at December 27, 2015, 10:16 am:

1. What is the best dump line you've ever heard/use
2. What is the cheesiest dump line you've ever heard/use?

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Just stop talking to her/avoid her at all costs/make excuses not to se...

I Usually just shoot them in the vag.

Perpflabs Most

Let's just be friends.

Man, thats actually the one that really hurts.

Yeah really what good is that friend if you can't even have sex with t...

me and your father spit roasted a hooker in an alley

lmao

You know what's funny.

I don't get it.

Are you being sarcastic ?

No, I just never thought about his username.

I'll give you a hint.

got it

I don't get it.

"Lightning struck my house, and I couldn't call you.

i do \/ the worst one that i have had used on me was "my frien...

Thats pretty retarded.

Ouch.

Read it backwards.

you don't get the dump line? or you don't get that evaworcim is just m...

Oh wow, I'm dumb.

I'musually quiet and then moan if the sh¡t is not very consistent.

have no fear! http://www.

"It's not you.

lulz

Silly Matt.

it is beyond retarded, but i guess i can now look back and laugh if a...

"Hey I'm batman and no longer need a Robin.

Haha, that looks just like my old avatar.

My mate was gonna break up with his g/f, she knew, Any ways.

"It's not me, it's you.

haha @ angus young

My best dump line ever was from the crapper at my university, which di...

The best "dump" line is an honest one.

i'm actually a truck

The best dump line ever is one where the guy says "bitch you ain'...

lol dont be silly

Nail her sister/mum and call her while doing so.

Irony!

burn "let's just be friends" stings because you know as...

Tell her "I'm joining the Blue Man Group, I'll never see you agai...

later dood .

"I really wanted to spend more time with you, but my community wo...

Usually while dumping, I make suggestive grunting noises and odd facia...

"sorry babe but.

"my parents told me to stop seeing you"

heh ad \m/

"Remember when you lost your dog? Yeah.

"Remember when some unknown guy in a park raped you? Yeah.

"Turns out I just gave you full blown AIDS.

"turns out i am robert downey jr.

"You know how you're pregnant with our baby and all? Well here's ...

Hahaha

'im the olympics said so'

"omg it's just rape stop being such a whiney bitch.

Me - You're really ugly.

not really a dump line, but i got a rejection line once asking a girl ...

Ouch haha.

I've gotten that before.

best dumpline: "Excuse me guys, I gotta take a dump"

i get it dumper truck you fucking tool

The worst is when they get there friends to dump you.

"I just don't think we should see each other anymore" "...

I would still just tell her that I am gay or something

my ex girlfriend dumped me and then kissed me on the forehead and told...

"Sorry babe, but sexymuffin is hotter than you"

yeah! badass yeah!

"get off my dick, bitch" EDIT: To Evan.

1.

Family guy moment: "Well, i'm not actually a woman, i'm a man *u...

old.

true, it is very old, but it's still potent.

"If I haven't fallen in love with you yet, I dunno.

Haha beeyotch fails.

"Ewww .

Do we have to be Asian to get that? ohhh lol pron

lol

where's the punch line michelle

ba bum chhh

Right as you're jizzing on her face during a hot bj, just yell "I...

No punchline, just the worst dump line.

*guy takes a dump on girl* *he then looks at the girl and points to...

LMAO I just visioned that in my head

Yeah that sucks.

"I don't find you attractive"

"I have two hands and internet, so YOU are useless"

*lets woman out of car* its over you cheating whore *drives over her f...

'I wanna play the field.

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