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Posted at December 27, 2015, 4:11 am:

1. What is the best pick-up line you've ever heard/use?
2. What is the cheesiest pick-up line you've ever heard/use?

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I wanna be on you.

one i heard billy bob thornton drop on the tonite show last week.

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" Has always worked well for me.

Yeah, it worked well on me ( :

whats with all the ancient overused thread topics resurfacing

the answer to both is do you have a raisen? (no) how about a date?

Ed Gein reference?

Walk up to them, offer them a small jar of jam.

"Do you want a drink?" is the most interesting I've had A...

"What are nukes?"

Right.

Why thankyou.

no problem.

Ooooooooooo! "Shut the Fuck Up" eh?

um yes.

nukes

lol

- nukes -lol wow, witty and original flaming you guys are doing

Were not flaming, chill Nadinus go and have a smoke or something

I shall consider it :/

Don't really, I hear it's bad for your health.

Okay.

Klown works in mysterious ways

Jah tis so.

I usually say 'Hey, I'm Aidan and I am without a doubt the most intere...

"I post on an internet music forum".

"I have been in playgirl" That normally makes em laugh hard...

haha i saw that episode.

"oh so you like good charlotte too?"

1.

"According to Morgan's law, I am required to tell you that I am a...

^ lol you look like a sex offender.

Mother, I tried that one too, until I realized that "Hey bitch! W...

Pick up lines rarely work.

http://youtube.

So you're still a virgin right

Never, ever ever use pick-up lines.

That is awesome!!!! that's really good.

saying hello with body language and a smile makes you come off as a pe...

Maybe its your breath.

No, not even close bro

"Does this smell like chloroform to you? :\" /cliché

"Want some pudding?"

"Excuse me, do you have a map?" ".

Except you say it in Belgian rite

I always wanted to try the 'nice shoes wanna fvk' one but never had th...

rite Though if I'll say something like "Nice shoes, wanna fuck...

stop lying to us women don't go for the fabio wannabe thing anymore

I can't believe he's not butter

no, but they go for the attractive, semi-arrogant male who has a great...

right so like I said you're still stickin with the five finger discoun...

And thats whats wrong with most girls.

well, its pretty clear I have more "game" than you.

Describe this "game" you think there is.

Its not a theory mind you, its the truth.

the game of chance

kurrpt what teh **** are you talkin bout oooh game on the internet l...

AmericanWeiner, its pretty clear you no little to nothing about female...

orly cite references

Yea, just like the miss-guided statements you made in this thread huh?...

chromatically speaking, i would agree

what miss-guided statements are those like you're a douche I'm prett...

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ok man

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