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Posted at June 29, 2015, 10:31 pm:

so in math class today I was chillin', and then all of a sudden the attendance lady comes in and says "DMD it is time for you to see the dean." So I'm like " ok", and I go down to his office. I wait for like 20 minutes, and finally he's all "next!", so I step inside.

I sit down and he's all "what's up, why are you here," and I'm like "idk you called me down here." Then he was all "what's your name" and I said "DMD" and he looked at the records and said " uh I didn't send for you." By that point I don't even know what's going on, so I ask the attendance ladies what the deal is. They're all "oh yeah, you left your lights on in the parking lot."

So I'm all 'fuck', because my car battery sucks anyway and there was no way it would start after the lights had been on for three periods. I go to the parking lot in the rain, messing up my perfect hair, trudge all the way across the lot to my car, and then realize I left my keys in my backpack because my pen exploded on them. So I go all the way to my locker, and then I realize my backpack is still in math class. So I go back and wait for class to end, then finally go and turn my lights off, returning back to school with messed-up hair and ink on my hands.

Luckily my car started after school though, so I could go to work and get some $$$. Discuss tales of misery.

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