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Posted at April 29, 2015, 4:12 am:

So I was playing the bass for my band and this kinda hot girl comes up to me and says she liked my playing and blah blah. She says "Do you like to party?"
I'm like "yeah I enjoy the occasional 4th of July party"

So anyway she asks me to comeover to her house with her. I do it because as like any guy, I'm lookin to score.

So we start drinking a beer, and she pulls out 2 boxes of "Corrosion Cough & Cold" I am like thats odd... and she says take a box. A whole box it is like acid. And then she takes one. I'm like "ARE YOU TRYING TO DIE?!" she shows me something on the computer and it makeing you high.

she tells me it makes her horny and she want to do it on "Dextro" I stupidly agreed...

and she asks me to play something on my bass. I start playing some scales and stuff and she says in a sexy way "I want you to finger my bass"

I'm like "ok" and lean over and start to kiss her. we makeout for awhile and its about 1 hour since I took the pills. Then everything starts feeling all wierd. Pretty soon I cant do anything. I was just laying there dead.

I got up and said "what the **** is happening?" and i cant understand what she says back. but then she pulls down my pants and starts giveing me a bj. I was all messed up so i just ran out with my c0ck out and hid in a mcdonalds for 5 hours untell the pills wore off.

the point of this story is DONT TAKE COUGH MEDICINE TO GET HIGH



take it from south park

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtR33ZGN5qU

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Replies:

why did you run off to mcdonalds again?

I think the italics should be on the 'my' and not the 'finger'.

this thread was just made because TS wanted to tell us he got a BJ.

DMX high ++ You should have stayed and got your rod polished.

Weak, very weak.

Hahaha, this.

isn't this the same guy who made that one about him and a friend doing...

Sheesh.

Haha nice story.

heh that's worthy of a lol

You really fail at life don't you? I feel so much better about myse...

dmx is a rapper dxm is dextromethorphan p.

Yeh, DMX came over and did a private performance of that film he did a...

sweet

ive done dxm before, it feels pretty kewl

i wonder how truth this story is.

You took triple C's.

also doesnt dxm take away sex drive

There's no way you could have sex on DXM that bitch is crazy

heroin stops you from being able to come, so you can just keep going f...

You should have just pretended to take the pills and then let her get ...

Yeah but cough drop highs are awful anyway.

hahaha hxc dood

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