Topic: DMD has psychic powers pt. II

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Posted at December 27, 2014, 10:22 pm:

If you'll remember my original thread of this nature, I first learned that I had psychic powers when I went bowling and knocked down nine pins with my mind at least 10-20 seconds after I knocked down one with the ball
My beliefs have been reinforced, however. Today I was at work and they were playing a selection of Classic Hits, and I was thinking "hey you know what I want to hear right now? 'Two Tickets to Paradise'". And lo and behold, there it was
discuss times that you've had psychic powers.

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Replies:

Okay, Mr.

i have never been wrong about anything in my entire life

ewww corruption of a minor

yeah that original thread sucked

Can you guess what I'm listening to, DMD?

These aren't the droids you're looking for.

kimmie, that's not very becoming of a mom

It's an innocent question ffs.

Oh.

you damn sickos need to be taken out back and shot

Hush, you.

Weezer - Pinkerton

No, dude, YOU'RE wearing your balls, not I.

i can put a coin be in an unopened can of soda srsly i have mad skillz

unless his nutsack is like a sleeping bag, but you really can't wear a...

No.

I know

These aren't the droids you're looking for.

I can take a shot of vodka from an unopened bottle of wine /s...

That's not the droid you're looking for.

Me and Jordan just said the exact same phrase.

Through her blindfold she could make out the figures there before her.

tahts just an example of my cunning psychological influence emanating ...

I am one with supernature.

noonys got mad nlp skillz

i didnt check that out hat

pfff i used some nlp in my post in another thread a few moments ago

NLP! NLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! nnnnnnnlllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeee...

well then toast

!!!

that was delicious

hmm underage story that's a no-no

That was delicatessen.

That was deleted.

Yeah I deleted it after I read a part that went "but you're only ...

haha i read it all wow underage anal sex good one toast

It was actually "I'm thirteen, you still up for it?"

Azkaban'd.

Dude that's only 1/4 of the story too

wtf did i miss =(

Everything.

Or ANYTHING?

No, it was pretty funny.

hey kimmie way to make me feel bad i hate you i don't want to live her...

you must tell the other 3/4 of it

I'd take away your drums, but I feel that would be counter-productive ...

jk ily mom

k well i have an algebra exam tomorrow.

Spanish exams are the easiest.

Nighty, Jimmy my son.

He's not your son.

That's a problem to you, is it?

That's cause he's not the father.

i can hardly contain my excitement for pt III

asstr

I think ill make a parody, since the original thread was so parodied.

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