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Posted at December 27, 2014, 9:00 pm:

so yesterday i was walking around downtown and i saw this incredibly hot girl who goes to my school. we started talking, and i went to her house and had sex with her. her hot twenty year old sister walked in, and we were like oh ****. but it turned out that she was up for pretty much anything and i had sex with her too. it was so great, i had so much sex.

but when i walked out the door, i accidentally knocked over a flower pot! it was so embarrasing! has anyone else ever done anything stupid like knock over a flower pot? i felt so stupid!!

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Oh man, vases are the worst to break.

i bet you're going to feel even more stupid when you go to pee and it ...

once when i had just banged these siamese twins, who were conjoined at...

TS, you suck at making up stories.

Lololololololol

also today you made a parody thread omg

were they hairy?

See parody threads should be done more like this.

wait, are you serious?

One time I wrote an essay.

I see what you did there.

Everybody has AID's AID's AID's.

Why did you leave?

"Vase", when pronounce appropriately, rhymes with "Days...

Knocking a vase.

TS wants to pretend he's getting laid when infact he is a virgin and i...

he can't drive, he's only 12

empty post

Yeah, but when pronounced CORRECTLY it rhymes with "arse".

vase rhymes with ace

So does mace.

And then I strangle you with my shoe lace and put you in your final re...

The only thing about your story that I believe is the part about all t...

Camelfarmer, why would he make up knocking over a vase? /reads thr...

No it doesn't! It rhymes with Lars maybe.

Hey guys, once I was knocking over all these vases but then when I got...

Actually, I was the one knocking over the vase.

wait i think ts is just using this as excuse to tell us he got laid.

^^ Yeah .

I wore a skirt

no you large bundle of stickss, you're all a bunch of large bundle of ...

lol

Oh, that's so different.

He didn't get laid?!

im sure it was ok cause they were joined at the eyes werent they th...

Way to wreck the joke.

I can't bring myself to believe this, there's no way you knocked over ...

I call shenanigans! Not only did the TS not have sex with a femal...

ATTN IDIOTS ITT: l KNOCKED OVER THE VASE.

No I think what you mean to say is he is 12 it's illegal for him to dr...

jaus, you know noone reads your posts

He's got you there, James hahah.

OMFG ) : *does a Nath* (suicides)

LMFAO Oh wait, no!

Mal, wtf? I thought we had something, then you bring out this bombshe...

Sorry, I can't reply, I didn't read your post.

Thats ok, I didn't read yours either.

>_> <_<

I think we've pretty much taken over this thread.

Hahahah yes.

/me slowly steps away.

Emecks? Suicides? Can't you people go and BUY some originality!?!!?

Nah, we just steal it off you.

Quit knocking over the originality flower pot, sure?

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