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Posted at March 29, 2015, 3:30 pm:

by four different girls. I did the pencil trick and it said I'd have 2 kids but this is just looking bad.

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The pencil trick?

Did u put in in her butt? lol! But seriously now, L&R thread.

Maybe girls just don't dig uptight ultra-conservative Christians.

try believing in the existance of dinosaurs next time

*stingy I just don't know what they can't see about me that is so spe...

no we don't

what is the pencil trick? two kids? get rejected some more, itll...

i've been rejected twice my entire life bro.

So what's the pencil trick again?

that sucks bro keep at it

good thing you made this comment it really added to the thread you ...

if you would have continued to read the post, you would see theres mor...

ive seen your picture, you dont count

"You stick a straight pin into the eraser of a pencil and then ti...

wait i didnt understand that at all

That's just stupid.

If I tried to get girls I usually get rejected.

um not really dude what you said was actually pretty fuked up

No, at least that's true.

<3  

speech less

has anyone here ever played crash and burn

really? could have fooled me

You are somewhat right.

I've been meaning to change it, srsly

lol beliefs out of the dark ITT Thank *insert deity or idol* I beli...

i dont know who you are, so i dont know why youre calling me a troll, ...

it really depends who you are.

Just walk up to a girl and say "I wanna be on you" 6...

Hmm I'd be interested to know what type of girls you go for then.

i think this statement pretty much applies to every single post you ha...

last time I asked a girl out I got a couple of dates then I was like ...

what a stud

lol .

"As persuant to Megan's Law, I am required to inform you that I a...

Good for the girls.

Quoted for "do"

Hahah

Your friends here at MX will comfort you.

t-shirt I saw.

I've never seen that shirt concept ever.

is that implying the significance of one's phallic?

It appears so.

a t-shirt idea I came up with .

Just remember, no means yes and yes means anal.

oh, so your a third grader?

girls like guys who believe in dinosaurs

volumnius is just testing their faith that's all

ahahah nice

Hehe girls man.

the most girl troubles you'll ever have is when you actually get a gir...

Haha, Anchorman.

nice user title haha

I don't get the whole, 'get any girl I can,' thing, I generally like t...

lol @ eleventeen

from what i heard you waited like a nub

Ouch, I been owned by two people in one muinute .

well you make it sound like just because someone can get any girl they...

That's not what I mean though, what I don't understand is asking out p...

srs its about knowing how to get the girl you actually do want

eleventeen isn't a real number stupid

ohhh sorry i misread what you said yeah i agree

I'm going to have three children.

and they'll all kill themselves when they see you lololololol

lol owneddd

So its a pencil that determines how many children you decide to have e...

wtf @ asking out 4 chicks in 2 days

seriously, how gay is that.

Greatest burn ever.

empty post

buy a fast car?

Dude, at least you're trying.

"I wanna be on you" (say it) (the worst thing ...

♀ | | ☺

wut if i want her on me?

i just killed myself and no one cares

penis

One time I discharged a loaded shotgun into my mouth but no-one cared ...

I like the library

sometimes i go to the library and hide under the desks until everyone ...

we have that in common

Sometimes I hide in the library late at night with my camera to see wh...

catch anything fun?

Damn library nerds.

most definitely.

sometimes i hide in the library unitl afterhours and then read al...

Is that why all the childrens books are sticky?

I do a lot of things when I'm alone.

you should watch that bacon to make sure it doesnt do anything you don...

I don't tell my secrets for free

I WON'T SECKS U UP I'M A MARRIED MAN!

"flower bath in 5" ugh

lol

♣  

I feel that you've described me perfectly, but i don't think that i ge...

im jewish! this post was useful

did you even read the thread?

I'm so glad that I'm not the only one!

so youre a squirter eh

That's what makes you hot!! rofl stfu Josh! Just forget about it.

you should definitely **** **** lol hey I can say that lol function ...

**** **** with your ***

I thought the function thingie would work here man

what is this function thingie?

get funky at the junction

function = f(x) = y basic calculus I guess

i hate calculus fukkin racist teachers that quit their job and beca...

I don't think I've ever seen a black teacher who wasnt a recent immigr...

omg I so glad I quit maths.

Yeah.

wtf if thats basic calculus then i learned basic calculus in my freshm...

that's a fundament for calculus.

*freshman year of highschool

*freshman is a fundament

*condiments are a FUNdament!!!

Functions are cool what are you guys talking about

we're talking aboout f(x)= 2x+3

math? more like, take a bath

hey guys remember when i had that huge thread on vol flush and everyon...

Maybe you ought to lower your standards.

I've been rejected once in two weeks, the second one is still pending.

pending = rejection

You know, it's so much easier on yourself if you don't try.

I get eye-fucked on a daily basis.

i dont think we're getting the same mental image gort.

horse?

if you're getting eye fcked, are contacts protection?

Well, I haven't impregnated any girls yet with my eyes, so yes; I gues...

That was terrible.

123infinite.

Girls are for fags.

cybergasm cant get no ladies itt it honestly might be that 10 foot p...

killswitchlog

Yeah.

Yeh I wouldn't worry.

Volumnius Flush!! I remember you! How's the anti-Dinosaur theory comin...

lol@my new name

Me too.

who

you

me.

so what i was rejected like 12 times in one day by the same girl event...

empty post

sup nadinus

Come in the irc chat.

sup gice

haha, nads I forgot about you on there.

lol nads

dude dont get me wrong, i have be rejected but not 4 times in one day.

That's a really disturbing avatar above me.

^^^ tanks its my favorite

Oh.

I like it and shi It's like a good reminder I should get a piercing b...

hey volminus flush who do you think would win in the battle of mytholo...

lol @ question

fuckin there's your problem creep

thats how i do it too.

i always thought the pencil test was to see if a girl's boobs are sagg...

empty post

My friend trevor used to do 'the pencil trick'.

We did that at school, except it was skittles.

lol

"dental plan, lisa needs braces.

If I knew what this meant, I would be going to Johns Hopkins.

Hes saying just because you learn to ability to "get digits"...

Spoken like a true G.

LMAO I have a funny story that's something like that only replace 'ski...

/takes a bow but seriously man, about my prevoius "law of av...

How old are you anyway, flush? Dating is a numbers game.

^ probably around 18 or 19 seeing as he's looking for colleges in PNWI...

I take it you assume they look bad? You.

Volumnius Flush getting rejected = evolution in action.

if they smell like shit, then i wouldn't touch them with a ten foot po...

You have a point there.

empty post

Say hello to your sister for me.

you already quoted his post you cant make your comeback in the seco...

That isn't a comeback.

She's 11.

No.

not like she'd go after some dinosaur denier anyhow.

Taste for the sexymuffin I bet?

um no i don't date 11 year olds you perv

you dont date them, you just sleep with them not cool dude

Your sister screamed like a wild hyena.

well it's the closest thing i can get to a little boy without being ga...

what is it you're trying to accomplish with posts like these

i'm not sure, but somehow it's a part in his plot to foil dinosaurs

http://www.

Original text sent to Liz: She was the love of my life.

wow, someone sounds like the desperate stalker/serial killer type.

Oh, wow, like I haven't heard that one before.

So you're a christian and you're practicing pagan-like divination ritu...

Conspiracy

It's an old family tradition for the past 3 generations.

Ouija boards started off as harmless fun too.

Look at what they've turned into now!!! more harmless fun.

That's fucked up.

Always; until Grandma get's turned on by touching everyone's hands.

wow you sure are conveying your own value in that

VF i dont get it are you a gimmick or what?

thats the scariest thing ive ever seen

That was my favourite show when I was small.

Didn't you ever watch that show when you were little?

of course i did.

good thing your not human

man what a great show

i feel like a jerk, but i laughed.

yeah mang post the digits

Her reply is priceless wait you typed all that on a cell phone>?

T-shirt my cuz made

i bet people walked pass you, laughed and kicked your balls.

I'm not sayin I wore it.

if i wore that and you did that to me, i'd punch you in the tit

empty post

black cuz youre brown and you dont wash your genitals???

No black because he got frostbite after doing drugs and sticking it in...

Maybe you should stop punching above your weight you ugly ****er I h...

That might happen in merry old England, but not here in the good ol' U...

you want me to ****ing throw my **** at your house

Dude i bet your mum wouldn't like it if your converted to Vodou

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