Those idiots at Burger King want you to die in a car wreck

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Posted at July 30, 2014, 8:01 pm:

I'm sitting here eating my supper, a nice healthy meal of burger king. I pull out some french fries after downing my serving of animal. The back of the fries say:

Don't delay what you want right away. Slap this puppy into your car cup holder and go to town on some hot and crispy fries.

So what, they want you to pull out your fries, get them all in the box, read the back, and then put it in your cupholder without getting in a wreck? "I know, lets send up the car insurance by making them eat fries while they drive, fumble on the floor for the ones that fell, and then there greasy hands will slip all over the wheel as they hit a semi head on!" Idiots....

Discuss other idiotic fast food things you have seen.

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