Posted at March 28, 2017, 12:57 am:
As I was writing at my desk, I sort of noticed an object from the corner of my eye. I ignored it, thinking it was just my mind playing tricks. But this floating object was black. I didn't think too much about it, until I turned my eyes once again very slowly, then slowly turned my head.
"WHAT. . .THE. . .****ING. . .s**t?!" I said.
Turns out it was this black, fatty-*** spider that descended from it's web from the ceiling - and it was roughly less than a foot away from my face. It's awful feelers seemed to beckon me in a sinister way.
I was so freightened at that moment that I literally felt every single strand of hair on my body rise up. I slowly leaned away from the damn thing and let myself slowly fall out of my chair. I didn't care if I knocked anything over. I just didn't want the lil poop to crawl up on me.
So, what did do to save myself? Both my parents are asleep right now since they have work early in the morning, so to avoid causing any noise, I couldn't simply smash the guy. Luckily I had a bottle of Windex on my dresser nearby, so I quickly grabbed ahold of it with my sweaty hands. I sprayed relentlessly at it while it attempted to briskly crawl away. . .and although it was fortunate enough to reach a tight corner behind my book shelf, I never for any second released my finger from the "trigger". I sprayed yet again, and this time it crawled out because it couldn't take the "gas" and went desperately round the room looking for another shelter.
I was merciless. I continued spraying even though it was quite still on the floor. Finally, to my delight, it died. Spiders are one of the worst beings ever.
It may not look so large in the following photos, but that's only because it's shriveled up. I swear it was fat when it lived.
His grave:
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Close-Up:
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. . .And the good guy prevails.
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Discuss any similar experiences/spiders/etc.
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I am scared to death of spiders.
pshhh, if it bit you only would of been in pain for about 4 days strai...
one less ****ing spider
you shoulda let it bite you .
Yay for California time.
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when i was at this lake a while ago this mofo (way bigger than that) w...
I post these in every spider-related thread, but.
Uggh I hate spiders.
You're hot.
All that for a spider? Girls are kuh-ray-zee!
Im scared of spiders too, Even though Im the one with the Mortein/Bayg...
I don't think Windex is going to take care of those.
Raid sure took care of the yellow one.
This thread didn't really deliver.
that third one looks cool
Guys, check this one out.
congradulations are you gonna make it a trophy on your wall?
The last two made me shiver.
Once I was in the shower and a huge spider just dropped right in front...
Too late.
Ew, spiders.
It looks like it would kill you and feel no remorse.
We call those "monocles".
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These spider pic threads always make me nervous to crawl into my bed w...
The world's deadliest spider lives down under.
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Yeah, that's me, what's up.
http://www.
That's not a spider, it's only got five legs.
You're hawt.
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Did you know that we swallow spiders in our sleep? They crawl down ar...
They're still alive in my stomach.
No, they don't.
Scariest spider ever:
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Is a human not a human when they lose an arm or leg?
When I was working at a camp this summer, this girl who was very very ...
Actually they do.
Lol that's the smallest, lamest spider I've ever seen.
http://www.
Yeah, f***ing Americans.
LMAO!
Oh Adam you're too much.
I would have hit the girl with the broom and run off with the spider.
Haha, nice detail.
the itsy bitsy spider cralled up the girls skirt
he tried to touch he...
Oh man, that bastard probably laid eggs in your bed.
Holy piss!
You're like some hot Amazon warrior now.
ur ugly and asian
i saw the Hag once
hey thats really funny
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fusty walrus! made me laugh the most.
I wasnt trying to be funny.
Seriously man, who the **** got scared of the fog??
OH THE FOG!!!...
Look, I'm black and I'm in a freezer, the fog can't touch dis sheeit.
who are you and why on earth did the internet bouncer let you in?
*blue
The Fog hates beaners =(
anyways on the subject
i once saw a bur...
sorry .
Asians are sexy
Right, you're not ugly because you're asian.
Thanks!
Psh, I'd bang the chick.
Silly Puff.
You look so sexy and defying of mother nature in that picture.
Creepy.
:angryontheinternet:
Good to see you back, Phucked.
Thats the coolest looking spider ever.
Don't kill spiders, they awesome!
They eat all the bugs that get i...
Call this a spider thread?
I ate my spider.
That spider was pwn3d.
Spiders > lizards
There are like, lizards in my walls at times.
I was hoping for ghost stuff
Why did you kill the poor thing.
So why do you let them go OUTSIDE when they eat all the bugs IN your h...
So they can come back inside and be complete attention whores.
I don't understand what's so increasingly terrible about spiders.
They're ugly and bite you.
omg you're a girl!
that is a scary spider.
why do girls removes sections of eyebrow?
I hate spiders
Phucked you tell stories great
I love reading them
Bummer about...
Yeah.
What do you mean? Like, using those things to remove parts of the eyeb...
I would of released him back to the wild, and a nice little pat on the...
The other day I was sitting in my room, sewing my pants, when a spider...
Cruel.
Everybody on MX seems to have stories about taking a crap or spiders.
Phucked has started threads about both.
I'm going with Cybergasm's first post.
Spiders are beautiful.
Spiders are cool.
kids love spiders
The manliest way to kill a spider is crush it with your ball sack, and...
A centipede crawled onto my foot under my desk once.
In the summer, I always kept finding black spiders in my room, they mu...
haha, i took me 5 minutes to get the courage up to touch that on my sc...
I once sat in complete darkness in front of my computer, when suddenly...
You're a woman.
I love how half the thread was about this picture.
i hate spiders, my **** is officially wrecked for this evening
I like spiders.
I hate hate hate spiders.
I don't understand why you'd kill garden spiders like that.
If my memory is correct, we had one of those but a tad smaller in the ...
Eugh.
Yay, for windex.
I don't come across many spiders.
I think spiders are awesome and shouldn't be harmed for the most part.
Looks really really cute!
Whoa, hot asian chick.
Spiders frighten me.
Poor bloke seems to be missing a few legs.
I don't know how you Aussies cope with all those monsters around.
[quote=Aes820]Poor bloke seems to be missing a few legs.
i think spiders are cool
My absence from MX was due to my being trapped inside a large spider.
may i sell your pictures on the internet?
Those are the scariest rocks I have ever seen.
i want to click the pics, but i poo it about spiders
A quarter of the page loaded, I saw the huge body and I closed the bro...
Just before I found this thread, a spider crawled over my keyboard.
Thank god for living in boring ol Scotland, ahhh.
you should have ****ing smacked it in an instant
I've found a few spiders recently in my room that were HUGE (not huge ...
These links are not working for me.
one time i left a sprite in my room overnight and the next mornin it h...
They are called Redbacks.
spiders in england arent really dangerous.
Spiders.
We had a pet spider called Boris.
i hate spiders so much.
whenever i see a spider, i feed it to my dog(yes he eats spiders), and...
**** that's a sacary spider.
I'd hit it!
I hate Spyders.
wait till i get this one picture up tomorrow.
123 i hate those devil arachnids thhey should all burn painfully in he...
ohhh if i saw that thing i would find a gun and unload every bullet th...
You're hot.
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