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Posted at November 25, 2016, 10:00 pm:

Major paper due, all done and stuff. I just need one last similie to spice it up...

"As real as... Planet Xenon"

A lame example, but its along the lines of not being very real. It is about a love that is really not present.

So throw something at me... as real as _______________


(I'll give the first person with a good answer some loot I got from last night's Dragon Raid)

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Replies:

*some random porn stars* boobs.

( o )Y( o ) Sound good?

You suck.

a fake fake.

As real as the American government's description of what happened on 9...

As real as ί

Can't be political, its literature.

like i said a fake fake.

no he was looking for something which wasn't real you don't appear to ...

As real as Milli Vanilli's singing credibility.

As funny as Andy.

As real as.

I sincerely hope you're kidding.

i dont get it

a plastic christmas tree pamela anderson's breasts milli vanilli's mus...

I'm having a hard time seeing what they could have been dishonest abou...

Ha, beat you to it.

me as well.

Thats for the effor man, but this is a very prudish prof.

Literature, eh? An allusion wouldn't hurt: As real as Lilliput in G...

A simlie can also use 'like'.

I sincerely hope you're kidding you think something substantially ...

Mine was clearly the most intelligent response, but only someone with ...

As real as Janice Dickinson's vagina.

Research.

That sounds snappy, could you explain it? Im not familiar with the...

i like the pictures

Hah As real as George Bush's cerebrum.

i hear "google dot com" has some good links confirm/deny

as real as dreams.

I just got it.

There is no doubt in my mind that: 1- 9/11 was a tragdy 2- Planes we...

Oh that.

see, this guy knows what it's about.

I asked my cousin, who works there, what happened.

I should note that this prof is a Shakespeare expert.

As real as Estella's status.

Put it this way: people were 1 foot tall and Gulliver, the protagonist...

√-1

Awesome man.

As real as Viola's manliness.

Wouldn't that make Gulliver normal, being real? I'll work cite you ...

I was going to suggest that exactly

As real as Cesare Borgia's legitimacy.

As real as Justin's chances of getting laid what with him being such a...

ooo.

Ugh.

Good thing this isn't a maths or Star Wars thread really

All I know was that he was illegitimate.

Yes, but it makes Lilliput false, which is what we're comparing by put...

Haha you're a Star Wars nerd? My friend is.

uhhh.

gav how did you get to be a mod, out of purely innocent interest?

^ Sweet one.

I post a lot in the bass forum mainly (about 90% of my posts are there...

for a professor who's into that sort of literature, try "As real ...

As real as the square root of negative 3.

I thought that one was good too

Awesome!! Thank you.

If he's a history buff, maybe bring in Captain John Smith's journals a...

Took care of it.

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