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Posted at October 25, 2016, 10:50 pm:

My mom and stepdad just told me that my mom was pregnant. I'm 17. What the fuck.

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Thats cool, actually.

Congratulations.

What's the issue? Being so much older you have the opportunity to rea...

Send the baby to China.

Are you actually bothered they told you that your mom was pregnant bec...

abort it while she sleeps.

Or are you imagining the process on how your mom became pregnant ...

What the fuck? WTF?! I don't see what is wrong with your current pre...

Yes, your mom and stepdad fuck, that's what.

I was just blown away.

Some people are married 50 years and never have kids, some people are ...

and will give birth to a fusty walrus

If it's a boy they said his name will be Cliff.

Clifford Burton ____ amirite?

Then he'll get crushed by a bus and be overrated forever.

Congrats.

congrats

doesnt sound too bad.

nope it doesnt

Be crushed by a bus, then crushed again when the winch pulling the bus...

Speaking of that, my gf was supposed to have her period today and didn...

I hope you nickname him Cliffy

are you moving out at the end of this year or next? If it's anyth...

Or be coverd in syrup and butter.

i see no problem here unless you mom and step dad are fat

Turns out parents still have sex when you grow up.

sup to sperm owning egg edit: not like that, travis; you sick bugger

yeah but his mom's also a no-good lying whore.

i would not be happy about that either.

Proof, plzkthnxbai.

its does happen right on the day just because you predict it to.

dude she's having a kid with his stepdad i rest my case

A step-dad she's married to.

she left his dad she =z whore

Hey, Sweboy.

He never said that.

trick or treat

BOTH! but she's still a whore and he needs to get her back in line

lawl hahaha

Really? They should've cancelled each other out.

well that can only mean one thing huh

Scoliosis?!

howd u know?????

haha.

I thought you typed with a curve in your spine.

that's amazing!

I am not really in the mood to talk about pregnancy as my fience and I...

If your mom is over 40 than that's pretty bad imo.

Thats sad.

I bet it was an accident.

Yea, a child might have down syndrome, and a mother is at risk giving ...

Congratulations I think it would be great having a brother or siste...

According to my math his mom is ~39 Where are you guys getting over 4...

He said he is 17, so 33-17 = baby graduates at the age of 16.

Most kids graduate at 18, so 58-18-9 months of gestation ~39.

Congrats to them.

Dude, you should work out if you were home the night of conception

Think of it as a good thing.

heeeeheeee That means they had sex! teeheehee.

haha, i live in china anyway, yeah, i think that's pretty cool.

well.

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