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Posted at August 25, 2016, 6:48 am:

This is an off-shoot of the "omgz my gfs-ex tried suicide but fayl now hes going to kill me" thread.

If you're going to jump of something, which way would you want to land if you wanted to survive?

For me, I'd go:

O < Head facing that way
I----
I Back slightly arched
I___ < legs pulled back

This way, your legs would get completely ****ed, but you would hopefully not get completely axed as they would take all the shock, instead of your spine, or head. Arms would be safe, So I'd be ideally with shattered leg bones, and limited other damage.

The good lord willing.

Anyway, post how you would jump!

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Replies:

*splat*

Who would want to survive as a vegetable all their life?!? Dribblin...

i'd jump with my cock in your mum.

I would try to land with my head pointing downward at a slight angle s...

I roll just as I landed.

Commando style.

depends on the situation, whatever would look coolest ; headfirst/si...

head first, that way, less pain, and more of a mess for people to glac...

Jump eh, I get up, and nothing gets me down.

i'de climb down.

dammit i was going to do that

i'd shout something in the air too, like "jeronimo!!!" or ...

there, even better

Land and roll, the way paratroppers do.

Hee hee, I beat you to it.

Head first.

Why, with a parachute of course.

I'd poop while i jumped, just incase someones below me.

Because it makes it much more enjoyable for them when they see you sla...

Exactly.

Head first.

Belly flop.

O I--- I-I -- Kinda like that, but looking less like I'm takin...

gotta love van halen

Same with me.

Absolutely.

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