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Posted at June 27, 2016, 8:26 pm:

so im sitting at home when my phone rings. it's my friend that says that she broke up with her boyfriend. her boyfriend then became so mad that he took an axe and chopped off the barriers to his balcony on the seccond floor. he then counted down from 20 and jumped off. immediately, the phone goes dead and she calls me. she greeted me with the lovely, my ex boyfriend just jumped off his balcony and proceeds to tell the story. so her being sad and all i decided to help "take her mind off of things" and ask her out. so now im left with a girlfriend and a guy that wants to beat my face in. what do i do?

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awesome.

Wait, what did you say?

If the guy that wants to beat your face off is the guy who jumped off ...

Uh, why did jump of the balcony if he wasnt intending suicide.

The pills make the phone calls go away.

Hawt bi treesome is what I was thinking.

You asked a chick out because her boyfriend jumped off a balcony? Wha...

I've fallen off a two story roof before; but then again, I'm made of t...

That's what I was thinking, but I couldn't have said it better.

Are you a chick or a dude or bi or what?

Yeah, the guy obviously has some kind of fetish involving heights.

I was mostly referring to how retarded someone has to be to jump off a...

he had to count down from twenty just to jump down two stories? wha...

The guy obviously can't jump or climb over tiny obstacles.

Opportunism at its best Way to go fella

That's adult entertainment gold baby! Gold!

It's pathetic that he's that stupid to bodily harm himself for a girl.

Yeah, he's probably an emo bitch too.

Or, maybe the threadstarter will successfully pull off his suicide att...

1.

Emo boys never successfully attempt suicide though.

Irony at it's finest.

Wait, he survived? That's fu[font=]c[/font]ked.

wow you're an *******.

Good luck.

The balcony of a two story house.

i was trying to make her feel better

Why did he have to chop away the balcony anyway? He should have just t...

im a dude

He should have just raped her.

Is he dead?

nope he is a pure nerd

Dude how did he chop off his balcony without anyone noticing that a BA...

it was made of wood and read it again I DIDNT JUMP, HE DID

So.

So made her feel better, by asking her out when the boyfriend isn't de...

He's probably hurt, but I doubt dead unless he was living at the Marri...

I jumped off a plane once without a parachute

I demand pics of gf.

im with you bro.

..2 stories.

Why the flying **** did he jump off the balcony?

You didn't tell that story very well.

fuck the girl and stab the guy

I smell BS.

You are SO considerate.

Fix'd

One time my girlfriend broke up with me and I got so mad I jumped off ...

Great story.

*wipes away an e-tear* /emo

TS is going to end up jumping off a balcony cause of this chick too.

at this rate, TS is going to jump off a balcony 'cause of this thread.

I hope something tragic can happen to me so I can make a thread about ...

I'll kill one of your relatives for $100.

This thread reeks of stupidity.

Deal.

I'll steal your girlfriend for $30.

I'll do it for $25.

more money for the extra bullets?

I'm getting some great offers here.

I'll do it for a sandwich and a beer.

Yeah.

That sounds really good right now.

Diet or Regular? <_< >_>

ILL DO IT FOR A TOOTHPICK AND A RAVIOLI

I meant a beer and a sandwich sounds really good.

HALF A RESTAURANT MINT AND THE SHIT YOU CLEAN OUT OF YOUR SHOWER DRAIN

All I have to offer fellas is a crying puppy and a used condom.

DUST AND DUST (side note: I'm laughing my ass off)

Any connection between the two?

HALF A DUST (side note: me too)

I'll give you a clue: Yes.

Done.

*tries to think of something worth less than half a dust* TWO HIM A...

You can do it.

Whoa, I can't sink lower than that.

lawl

hahaha Well that was fun, but I must go sleep.

This fred looks fun .

Yes.

Scruples out.

Bye.

Put it in her butt.

Thats what I thought.

Wise choice sir, wise choice

****ing hilarious.

Do her in the Butt and dump her!

ahhhh.

fix'D

I see what you did there.

I thought it was pretty weird that he asked her out in the first place...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I hope that all three of you die!

Sounds like this is gonna be a story that ends with all three parties ...

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wait wiat wait.

He's an idiot.

I don't know why, but you fill me with indescribable rage.

Tell me about it!

thats pretty funny.

So wait, she calls you and tells you the story, and you respond by ask...

Her: OMG my ex just tried to kill himself! You: Sweet! You wanna go o...

empty post

I think he just said that so he could get the "My girlfriend's ex...

Why?

yeah how does that work out?

Considering he just jumped off a balcony, I'd assume he was pretty hur...

What?

thats what i was thinking

You're kidding.

All those people saying "OMGz you are so emo lolz, 2 storiez ...

If you nosedive into concrete.

I used to jump off my house for fun.

That's a cool story.

It doesnt need to be concrete just land in a position that jerks your ...

Why do people have such moronic stories, and then feel the need to pos...

My guess is no.

Just ****ing bang his girlfriend while her ex is recovering from his f...

So let me get this straight.

Well, it could kill you.

I think the question we're all dying to know is.

Thank you.

Are you saying that the guy that jumped off the balcony want's to kill...

Five pages of the bullshi/t?

Keep it going.

the ex tried to start a fight with me today but chickened out

he was trying to make her feel bad

i asked her out after about an hour of talking to her on the phone whe...

that was a good idea, asking her out and all, when her ex is a psycho.

What a slut if you ask me.

****ing idiot.

sweet avatar! i want to make it a spray in CS.

**** man thats Bad, but good for you.

what are you, stupid?? Of course that was the only reasonable thing to...

"My Ex-Girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band.

lmfao who counts to twenty without looking like a fag?

^someone who just chopped the railings off a balcony evidently

someone too fat to overcome ye ol' mighty force of gravity and jump ov...

should've ate it, the only appropriate course of action for a fatty

Kinda sounds like a bad horror film *takes the axe, with an angry f...

How long had they been together? In a few months you'll be posting her...

empty post

...I think it's all been said... except for maybe some more " ...

An idiot cubed, you might say.

Really?! Where the hell are you from?

First, why did he chop off the railing on his balcony? and second why ...

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