Posted at July 28, 2016, 5:23 pm:
My friend Chris and I just had a very strange conversation..
Ever had anything like this...Or is it unique?
Meude wallace and gromit kick *** right?
Chris:Sure...why?
Me:Because ice cream doesnt have bones
now give me back my calculator!
Chris:im sorry, but the dinosaur footprint didnt want fries with his speakers on the left corner of my baseball bat...
Me:dude
that would only work had the rectal thermometer of san fransisca bay had been calibrated for cyberkenetic activity
you should know that by now,why else do i keep cleaning you front door?
Chris:well ya i guess... but when the toast burns, you just have to shut the god**** thing off and make sure the water is out of the frying pan so the birds have a place to play poker
Me:thats only on tuesdays where as all other goatpans are eating breakfast at i-hop because of the unintentional breaking of sessels favorate pen, but other than that i suggest you eat it.
Chris:i do usually, but then my keyboard jams up and i cant concentrate on my how to put a shirt on my belly button... it always sucks, especially when the mood is up and the suns all like "**** u biotch!
Me:Oh sure, it sounds simple on paper but when you really kick it then the chipmunks will be noticably less willing to cooperate.
Providing you activate your cylinder at the approxamate moment in time that you wont have to retrieve him.
Original of the message was taken from http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/
Replies:We have 5 or so threads that are so similar.
How stupid.
Indeed, only a moron would say something like that.
Queer.
Wow.
I liked it personally, but it did get out of hand
that was stupid.
No, my friends aren't retarded.
You and your friend are both fags.
Nope, can't say that I have.
Great conversation.
See, Random is not funny all the time.
You should have used the vB sarcasm tags, like so.
I hate this new craze of being random.
That ws stupid.
ohmygosh ur so random.
I'll remember that man.
No.
I've been random with my buddies before, but not full conversations li...
No.
Being funny is being able to twist almost any situation into a joke, o...
I Agree.
I bet the threadstarter made it all up just to be cool.
I have never had a conversation like that, no.
He failed.
Thats a little strange.
Awesome.
Stay off the drugs.
I laughed at that,
You should be
I am
dude, shut up
drugs are fun
Sounds like every conversation I've ever had with Joe.
To Ts, lay off the LSD
that conversation was ghey
Depends on what drugs, I mean if a bong comes my way then I won't say ...
dude, shut up
your sister's your boss
I have weird conversations but yours just suck
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No, I haven't.
forced randomness is not funny, you fool
I thought it would've been a little funny if I was there.
That was SO LAME!
If a conversation like that doesn't contain the word "colostomy(s...
[url=http://www.
Hey return from away sometime it's an emergency.
That is retarded.
I.
The conversation would be funny if someone did that totally randomly i...
No I can say that I have but Im not stupid so I have a reason
I've had conversations like that before.
Take part in this poll.
Nah, I don't think so.
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