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Posted at June 27, 2016, 7:39 pm:

I'm pretty fu[font=]c[/font]king scared right now. Pardon my spelling as I'm really on edge.
ok heres the story

My ex gf and I have been through alot.
Well we were on a little break and she met this guy. This big black guy and they started to get feelings. I don't know what really happened all I can do is trust what she says. And that's that allt ehy did was kiss. He really liked her but in the end I gave up this girl that I was sorta dating and she gave up him.
Everything was fine and dandy untill today when he calls up and says that he's going to kick my as[font=]s[/font] if she doesnt see him. he says he knows where I live and he repeated where I lived back to her so HE DOES know where I live. He knows what I look like too. Ive never met him though. He says that he's going to do this for her own good because in the long run it's better for her to be with him. Now this is freaky. He told her that he has kiilled 23 people within the last 5 years. I don't know if this is true but I can't take that risk. He's about 6'5 and black. I'm 5'11 and white and mexican. I couldnt stand a chance. I'm emo .

He told her "I cant stop you from talking to him but I can stop him fron talking to you"

Alg;dfjlads;jfklsad fWhat Do I do? She wants to go talk to him but I told her no it's too dangerous. But She's bringing a big guy friend. This is fuc[font=]k[/font] serious, im not joking, my hands are shaking bad. I don't know if I wanan let her go and possibely get hurt or not allow her and put my self in danger..

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Replies:

You dated a floozy.

And the board is on fire.

Hide next to your door with a katana, and when he walks in, stick it u...

I'm dead serious~!.

Give her up, not worth your life man.

Police, dumbass.

How's it a bit much, if your that scared thats what te police are paid...

123.

What would they do?

[url=http://www.

Step 1: Buy a sword Step 2: Set sword on fire Step 3: Watch negro bu...

Here's your advice.

Police, also its times like these a pack of dogs/tigers/snow leopards ...

If this is a joke Nice one .

I love the serious answers in this thread.

[URL=http://www.

ha Invite him over, I'm serious, and have a good meal together.

empty post

police and invest in some as$ kicking lessons with tiger

Kick him in the groin, or stab him in the throat with your fingertips.

You kill him first.

She has no background on this guy.

What Tiger said.

Fix'd

Call the kkk.

I'm serious.

STAB HIM IN THE FACE.

lol

You have a lot of girl problems AND problems with girls it seems.

Boring.

I HATE NIG[font=]G[/font]ERS.

Honestly call the ****ing cops.

The other one was just a friend.

<<<<<<Dress like a ghost!

So, she's going to meet him and talk it out with him, but she has no c...

Why not just let him have the girl?

Fix'd

Why would your girlfriend go out with a murderous black man?

You're getting all scared for no reason.

Classic.

I'd sleep over at a friend's house for a couple nights.

This would be the result from calling the police: ThreadStarter: S...

Big murderious **** I suppose .

sweet

That's how I would imagine it.

Her pussys gonna get torn up.

Fixed.

Fix'd

Even if this guy is unlikely to make good on his threats, I fail to se...

You just rock (Chaindrive's main hangout).

Get your girl to get some contact info from him.

You fu[font=]c[/font]king as[font=]s[/font]hole.

**** dude, is your girl dating Hat Mucullough.

Get his phone number, and find out his adress and all that stuff from ...

Does he look like [URL=http://photos1.

I doubt you've gotten in too many fights.

You can't take any chances.

I'll send an SOS to the world I'll send an SOS to the world I hope t...

Like an error?

Heh.

empty post

Your girlfriend likes the black dick.

Man, there's been so many opportunities for witty, ban-worthy replies ...

Who doesn't?

The rules are different around the world.

Reminds me of the Chappelle Show episode with the Real World with all ...

There's a chance that he would just back down.

I don't live in a really dangerous place.

But they have razors, yes?

maybe its just his girlfriend making **** up so that threadstarter get...

Exactly.

Maybe you should start hitting yourself and make him think that you're...

I think he's just trying to act tough infront of your girlfriend.

I broke my pinky on my right hand so I'm even worse off.

Well that's one way to look at it, but I hate getting the cops involve...

Greatest show.

There's a good crew of us in there.

What kind of big girl's blouse are you? Act like a man, and he'll pro...

Bend the rules and offer advice in this thread! I'm like your adopted ...

I'll refer to all of you guys when the relationship problems start! I'...

Just put ALL your nicest, shiniest electronic stuff downstairs and hid...

Grab some hounds and hunt that coon down!* *Translation: Call the ...

Hes huge, 6'5.

Step 1 : Listen to Dimmu Borigr Step 2 : Listen to Mayhem Step 3 : ...

She's talking to him on the phone now.

They're having phone sex

Better yet, drive a TV delivery truck past him, into a giant cage! ...

Why not tell your parents? Kids are scared by their own, and other peo...

Get Ahnuld to save you.

Yeah, like I said, they exist to serve, so you may as well use the res...

Inform him of that.

when you mouse over this thread it reads: "I'm pretty fusty walr...

I think that's some good advice.

Quoted for truth.

Another avatar change Scott? You're just going right through avatars n...

KKK'd.

No, dude, I'm lucky I didn't get banned (for the mo) for ADVERTISING L...

He's 23.

u <3 pot 2 dnt lie.

Yeah.

Grumble ok.

How old are you? And trust me, old people can be intimidating too m...

"Get out of here before I sick Oreo on you!"

You seem to have a very hard led life.

What's more menacing that an old lady with a pizza dough roller? Nothi...

I don't know.

Step 1.

Oh right.

She said they were from results from fights.

He didn't kill 23 people, I garauntee that.

I'm sorry, but if they were fights, then they were recorded most likel...

Apart from my post above, I guess you should just dump her.

My girl is worth my life.

I feel stupid now because I'm 14 and I'm trying to give advice to a 20...

That isnt the issue.

I know what you mean.

Yep meeting him in a public place will be good.

Then what would you get pissy about? Anyways, I have to go, I hope ...

That means he's jealous.

It's night time right now.

So call him up and tell him to meet you at a mall of something tomorro...

Ok, well she called me and apparantly she talked him out of it.

Well there were about 100 different ways for you to get out of this, o...

Lame.

call the police you dummy

Apparantly he was a hit man in New york

Black people aren't "hitmen", they are straight killaz.

You come up with a new melodramatic thread like every week.

I try

Oh god he's still calling.

He's seriously mentally insane.

He started again? Is he still threathening you or whining about how mu...

What if God sent him to kill you for masturbating too much?

Yeah.

I see.

I'm at her house right now.

Have you tried talking to him yet? Since the police is an option you d...

This is a rather amusing story.

Blow his head off with a shotgun.

well if theres no escape dont go out like a little bitch crying.

go to the immigration and have him deported.

HAHAHAHA killed 23 people.

Ok this is just sad now.

Get your girlfriend to arrange to meet him someplace, only then have t...

He's big and black.

Call the police.

Nothing like a good old leg breaker

Anyone else think this girl is working with the black guy to try and g...

Yes, Its obviously all a set up, and one involving some pretty stupi l...

Agreed.

If you stamp kick into the patella, you will push the leg back, effect...

Ah.

http://www.

lol your gonna get pwned by a black man.

Anyone else think this guys chatting crap?

So many problems like this can be resolved so easily, with my favourit...

The best advice so far!

Hahahaha.

I say hit him over the head with a bat, and then hide his body in your...

If I were you I would hit him and call him a pansie.

this coming from the guy whos afraid of mister varisty football player...

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