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Posted at November 26, 2015, 4:47 pm:

Post ur stories about the most embarassing things that happened to you onstage. Ive only gigged 3 times, so nothing has happened to me.
*knocks on wood*


i'm naughty

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I havent been onstage.

am i gonna get banned for it?

nope.

Broken lead, huge delay, restless crowd Ohhh! Had a slap solo in...

Dosnt really count buut at band practice i accidentally pulled my lead...

I did the same except my volume knob popped completly off.

A sure fire way to tell that you need to turn your volume up a bit mor...

you really like to make threads lowsound

then ill make as many threads as i f***** want.

Contritbtion to thread ++ /sarcasim

then you'll get banned

oh.

you already told me that in another one of my amazing threads.

I assumed one of my band's guitarists had turned up and i was being co...

&^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^ same h...

I've been playing for 3 and a half weeks, so no embarassments yet.

Leave him alone everyone.

i second duncey on this one.

I wiped the sweat off my forehead suring a bass break, then went into ...

thanx guyz

bump.

I played Smells Like Teen Spirit on stage once.

can i join the Mx Tromboner Club???

Are you a Tromboner? Do you know the handshake?

i played trombone last year and the year before that.

Eh, you'll do.

YES!!!! cheers!!!

i havent had any that were that bad yet.

Playing a show without a drummer.

giggity giggity giggity!! /no thread relevance.

I havent done anything embarrising (yet) but my freind tried to swing ...

Today I was playing Pink Panther (Ska Version) And I messed up on the ...

I was playing bass and singing at the same time, some kids in the fron...

It's pretty tough to sing and play at the same time.

I was playing really easy songs though, there were only 3, and they we...

Ok.

well, i only had one gig w/ a rock band before and countless w/ high s...

I've been playing trombone for 7 years.

Ive never actually played a live show.

My guitarist got off stage mid-gig and confronted a heckling .

i am also a gig virgin.

Heh, not that embarrassing, but it was funny for me.

^^ upload the video? One gig, my singer got hammered before we play...

That's why you put it through your strap.

I played with my bass on zero volume for 3/4 of the gig, cause I step...

While drumming at my schools rock night i dropped a stick and it sort ...

You reminded me of a crap band at our school.

errmmm i was playing onstage and i kinda split the croch in my favouri...

i do loop it through my strap.

My straplock broke off once.

Linkinbassist strap once came off duing a show.

Oh yeah, and I got blisters on ym fingers after two 45 minute sets (we...

i dont know about embarising but we once played at a youth doo that wa...

I once got on stage so drunked and drugged that I vomite in the middle...

I jumped off a PA speaker backwards into a mic stand tripping my way t...

my singer once did that (he want very drunk tho, i think he was ill), ...

^^ He'd obviously drunk one pint too many.

2 things happened to me at my first gig, we had no stage monitors, ...

http://www.

i can just imagine jumping on a amp with wheels thats rich gav

Just the usual strap falling off, 'cept it happened alot, during one s...

Taking about 5 seconds to play the next chord in Love Thang.

my first gig not in hight school and after practicing for hours the ni...

One time i yanked the cord out of the amplifier during one of my solos...

Well .

haha.

where the hell did that photo come from?!?

Does spanking a fat man dressed up like a gimp with your headstock in ...

Not a lot has happened to me, but once I started saying something to m...

Just the abilities of my old guitarist were embarrising enough.

jeez, maybe you guys just need to chill the **** out on stage.

Gav, your story reminds me of the entire movie of This is Spinal Tap.

Can't anyone keep their strap on?

Nup.

I slammed my headstock into the side of my guitarist's head once (he h...

Well i was doing this College gig to raise money for concer research w...

I almost fell off the stage, but, luckily, my friend was standing by, ...

the lights blew 1/2 way thru the first sond and came back on 1/2 way t...

...

my vocalist got his leg tangled with my bass cable nd the both of us f...

At least someone got it.

this isn't really at a gig, but i still made an *** of myself.

lol one time we played this festval, and like 2 minutes before we cam...

That is about the.

Gavs not the champion anymore

I was about a quarter of the way through my bass solo, and my strap fe...

huh? how do you break 1 1/2 tuners?!?! surely if its broken, its br...

There was this one, three song set my band played at a party for about...

I played in a band without a drummer.

hahahaha.

*just saw Luke's post*.

hey hey what kind of atitude is that? It's half-fixed not half broken ...

Half of my drummer's set fell over in the middle of a song.

Once my drummer's double pedal broke mid-track and he got pissed and t...

sorry dude, never taped it cause it was only a practise.

I first played onstage after 3 months of playing bass and I had only l...

O and went to speak to the crowed and smashed my lip on the mic and i...

Not really onstage, but during my final music performance this year i ...

i was headbanging last night and fretted right as my hair was on the f...

been there, done that, except i never headbang alone.

Holy Crap!!!!! Hospitaized.

First gig with my band was in some sketchy pub place where only a drum...

I headbang alone

well, it still kinda turns but its really loose and it takes alot of t...

The worst ever was playing synth without a monitor on the stage.

hahah the face is perfect! LOL

did a small little "gig" in a coffee house and during a brak...

yeah, most boring time in my life.

Let's see.

well done, alchoholism can kill .

errmm and i kinda fell over, and killed the power.

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