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Posted at June 27, 2016, 3:09 pm:

My birthday is about a week away and I don't really have a clue to what I want. So maybe you great MXers can suggest something to me that might spark my interest. Don't mention a guitar or any other instrument though, because I already have a guitar that works fine.

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Replies:

Have your parents buy you a hooker.

poison

Effect pedals?

A brain? Then you could think for yourself.

Pedals sound good.

Money because once youve decided you can go buy something.

a gumball machine

A book, so you can spend time away from mx reading.

Heroin.

How about a nice new amp for that already working guitar?

CDs.

Well my amp is broken, so an effects pedal would be kind of pointless.

mp3 player or a bicycle

A kegger? MarioSalazar

I hope you're joking.

The new iPod.

Oooooooooooooooh.

i-Pod Nano! That's what I want.

Read my above post.

A meatball sub.

Yeah, it'll be cool until it suddenly stops working.

Um.

Or until you realize 2-4 GB is hardly worth 200 dollars.

Fleshlight?

Oooooo your getting warm.

A pizza?

A laptop?

Go and grab a girl and have a good time.

A six foot sub sammage.

Probably too expensive.

What the hell is a sammage?

a turd

What about my idea? "Go and grab a girl and have a good time.

Cause if I grabbed a girl, she's probably punch me in the face.

I mean like someone you know and give her a good time.

Rope and a chair.

empty post

That's what you get for being ugly.

What are you, retarded? A sammage has two pieces of bread with a bunch...

You mean a sandwich?

Play jump rope with a chair? Doesn't seem like too much fun.

I'm more familiar with the term sammich but summage works too.

You could ask for a brain so you can understand what people are tellin...

Only a dumbass would refer to it as "sammich".

An amp! A video game system Paintball Gun New Bike Weed Alcohol h...

a keg and if you dont want it you can always give it to me.

I'm sorry that I call things what they are supposed to be called.

And sammage isn't even a friggen word! It sounds like something a ment...

Pffft, that's for druggies.

You're very ugly.

Weed.

what day is it? mine's the 21st

I was kidding man.

Oh.

Don't even try, he'll probably freak out and think messing is jive for...

Dude I was just joking.

Yes.

Oh.

Something emo, like those rectangle glasses

LOL LOL

Mine's the 21st too!!! We're twins!!! lawl.

I caught the similarity, and i wasn't even familiar with that particul...

pr0n

I'm not getting upset.

You should have a sammage party.

And I didn't know it was an actual sandwich.

If chicks are punching you in the face, you have to be pretty fuc[font...

Only if you bring the sammages.

Done.

Nice.

Alpaca it will save you money on gas.

EVERY KIND OF DRUG YOU CAN POSSIBLY GET YOUR HANDS ON.

ask for a guitar or another instrument.

some spare USB cables and some oranges

Ask for the sickest avatar on MX.

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