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Posted at June 27, 2016, 2:47 am:

What is the stupidist experience you have done under the influence of alcohol?

one time i was throwing myself on to the floor, jumping in random bushes and pretending to have s'ex with cars

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Honestly? .

Pffft.

I was throwing lit matches at people the last party I was at.

Haha you had se.

I've been drunk once.

Thats not good for you man.

walkng down the escelator of opposite direction

Yeah dude.

I tried to kill my friend.

I don't remember.

Sorry man, i just turn homoish, thats not so bad is it? at least im no...

I almost blew myslef up, using a lighter and a lynx deoderant bottle.

I hired a prostitute.

empty post

Good point.

I'd rather have drunk friends hit on me then hit me, as too many drunk...

probably one of the times I blacked out, I couldn't honestly tell you ...

you need to get out more feel sory for you man

I started to find opening my fly to be hilerious.

Yeah.

sooner or later you will get banned cuz of your avatar =/

OMG, you avatar is OUTRAGEOUS!

y dont you like it?

you know the little men on toilet doors i had a conversation with o...

The mods won't like it.

I once ate raw bacon.

tell the story then??

I once thought the chair was attacking me.

i think we should have a thread stickied to the top where people can g...

Getting drunk at a New Year party at which my recently split-up-with e...

Why is Hitler getting out of his 4-gunned machine to go on his feet wi...

Molested by trees!

why does hitler need to be 'cyborg' ? i was fine with 'regular' hitler...

Yeah, because regular Hitler had the potential to live forever.

Erm.

he feeds off magical dragon-hearts that give him magical demon powers ...

It also gave him Magical Demon AIDS though, something which a bad-*** ...

I don't.

how about a .

i dont either

I've just told you!

I've done many stupid things while drunk and I'm not talking throwing ...

Wait.

Hahaha :ahem:

proceed.

Becky (who is bi) got drunk with another girl who is straight and erm.

Hawt.

haha i get it, *doesnt get it*

'had her way with her'

What's not to get? two girls got it on.

I think that kind of explains it all.

do i know either of these girls?

i like your avatar hat suits

I walked along the road to party trying to hang a leak on lots of peop...

*Blue_Haze* is one of them.

Well one of them was me, and you wont the other one.

Thanks!

ur welcome

oh i definately get it know.

How did you not understand first time round? It was pretty clear what ...

How could you forget??

i love mortician.

/thread

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wtf?

For once I wanted my smileys to do the talking.

smiles are taking over ahhhhhh

Road trips.

I think driving under the influence of both marijuana and alcohol woul...

Fair enuff.

When I get drunk I just say a lot of stupid things that seem to make p...

i locked myself into the toilet at a party and couldnt get out

cool hehe

The only time I've really been plastered it just so happened that my f...

I've done a lot of stupid things will I'm drunk such as: Urinate in...

i dont do much, i just talk a loada crap

I stabed a dude with a sword and slid face first down a flight of stai...

Pick any of the about 7 times I've been arrested for my drunkeness.

I don't drink.

weed is like 6000x better than alcohol.

One time I got drunk and tried to jump over a chair for some reason.

Been arrested 9 times (not counting two nights ago) for public intoxic...

I started squaring upto a dog then gave it drink, my friend started ca...

I stole candy from a baby, it's so overrated, wasn't hard at all.

The stupidet thing ive ever done is not being able to remember what th...

6001, its cheaper as well.

anyone else talk a lot when drunk?

Half these stories are people acting like the morons they are and usin...

Im just very sleepy.

Unfortunately, I don't shut up when i'm dunk.

The stupidest thing I've done is broken my foot, I still can't work ou...

I got badly drunk on Tuesday, my college wisely decided to host its Fr...

i dont say much i regret but i say a lot of stupid things that just po...

My fresher's week, we went to a club, got drunk, got lost on the way h...

locked myself out of the house and had to break in ,and got into a 15 ...

Yeh same happened for my school; having the Fresher ball during the we...

refl Apparently I walked off with a group of 3 black guys.

Hmm, foursome.

Wow, you suck at being drunk, I do that when I am sober.

no i just wanna hump =/

Someone I just met was telling me how they had a foursome with 3 other...

I've only been drunk a few times.

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