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Posted at April 27, 2016, 5:15 pm:

Mine would be a comedian, I love making people laugh and I'm great at making groups of people laugh at things instead of regular jokes but microphones make my voice to bassy and I'd probably speak too fast for people to understand me if they aren't used to it. Also I always think of good things for acts but I forget them a minute later and I'd forget it on stage

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Pron star.

I really don't know.

Musician.

Professional drummer in a band that doesn't suck.

Okay since this is a MUSIC forum MUSIC jobs don't really count.

What makes you so sure? Most people consider it a hobby, not a career ...

You should've specified.

Musician in a band that is remembered for decades, like Sabbath or Mai...

Get payed 100 dollars an hour to bathe with Heidi Klum

Heaven.

Alright, well any job other then a musician then

There we go.

That would be sweet, that or a doctor.

Own a fortune 500 company; it takes alot of work to get to the top, bu...

Getting paid to play video games.

i actually think i have not that bad a chance of making it at least so...

Ruler of the free world.

p0rn director.

Hey, to each his own.

You will never make it into the music industry, my friend.

i would post a recording, but the only recording device i have is a cr...

Fuhrer of World.

Carmen Electra's bra.

Fixed.

Not seriously - Guy who waxes **** stars.

it'd also be nice to be the guy in the pronos that get to do all the c...

and recieve HIV

minus that part.

Professional musician.

famous musician stand-up comedian or hugh hefners hier

Fixed

lawl

Who told you this?

A reliable source.

Mommy says that numbers don't matter, I just need to have hope even wh...

If you can dream it, you can do it.

I really believe that if you have 100% faith in yourself, you will do ...

High paid music producer.

Freelance Rodeo Clown.

Meh, I'm half way to getting my dream job, and I'm only 19! There's...

The amount of people that post their music online now is tremendous.

nothing

yea basically my job owns all of yours.

bounty hunter or hockey player

thats because that 0.

I'd like to be a drug lord.

Nah, I don't believe that.

I'd love to be an painter or photographer (Or both), but It's so hard ...

that is to say.

driver or a co-driver for WRC team

<3 Stories, stories.

-musician -owner of guitar or music/video store -dj on a metal radio...

taste test every bottle of jack daniels for 'quality control' mmmmmmm...

Frontwoman of a hardcore band.

bikini inspector

Zombie hunter

That is completely true.

Not with my dream job

Musician (not out the question yet however) Mob leader

You be quiet bitch

Thats a really tough choice.

You can be the frontwoman of a band, that's not hard at all.

pro cock sucker.

You called? <3

a tattoo artist but i cant draw so thats kinda out

A ghost buster.

Actually, being a QA tester isnt the greatest thing in the world and t...

i always wanted to be a ghostbuster since i was a kid.

It's that bad? I mean, for a well known software company like ID softw...

A good friend of mine works for EA Sports as a QA Manager.

Dammit! You just ruined it for me.

Why not?

Set your sights on something else? By all means, working as a QA teste...

That is always bound to happen.

NBA point guard or a pitcher (starter or closer) or center fielder/ri...

lottery winner, and as we all know, they are alll professional.

After speaking with my friend for several hours, I decided that QA Tes...

Life isn't always fair I realised.

Movie director Jessica Alba's boyfriend

professional exister i get payed millions of dollars to live

hmm I dont really think I have a dream job.

like mine

I'm gonna be a programmer for [url=http://www.

you go to melbourne uni? wow.

Sitting at home, doing what I want, when I want, and getting paid for ...

Actually, I go to ANU at the moment I will go to Melbourne uni eve...

why do you want to live in melbourne?

I'd love to be a professional musician or a famous photographer.

Melbourne's so good! You get the best of both worlds, it's a big city...

hahaha i do live in melbourne.

/me lives in Canberra

come live with me in melbourne.

Fia rally driver.

Ninja

dood lyke omg reflsss ur hair is to all over the place for ninjaing

it's silky smoothness protects me from evil lawl.

LUL U FUNNIE

its' not as long anymore tho' i had to cut it in april cause i got in...

oh yea u threw a chair at a teacher or something rite? u crazy niga

actually, this might surprise you, CIGS, i got possesion of tobacco.

REFLLLL what the hail u culd just hide em in ur hair at the time niga,...

yeah, i probably could have, but oh well.

wut, u livin alone now niga? sheet nigga when ever u want .

no, my parents just don't care if i smoke or drink.

i gues dawg , what you into now? edit-sheet dawg , we t...

same **** you were into back when i went to your house nig oh **** ...

lulz i dont remember , ive been listening to alot of jazz now though ...

311 for me.

lulz i remember when i used to listen to amber and feel all mellow fro...

Jobs like the Globe Trekker, those travelling people in Discovery Chan...

I am very much aware of the fact that there are a lot of frontwomen in...

WW2 veteran!

being a **** rock star, of course.

You are welcome my wise friend <3

(Sorry i changed your message, just too long, ignore the opera) Wel...

Virtuoso Guitar Star

father Christmas

Musician.

One other thing, ever since I was a little kid, my dream was to become...

Stuff like that can happen.

Riot grrrl rock star.

1.

Yer, I'd love to be singing in a bar or club, it's so much fun; I've d...

My dream job that I'll never have.

umm i dunno if you understand what he means, but he wants to be a jet/...

god, or to a lesser extent jesus.

Pioneering physicist.

Maybe the owner of a chocolate factory aswell.

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