Topic: Apparantly, I'm a whore.

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Posted at May 27, 2016, 7:23 pm:

So I was talking to a friend and the subject of sex came up. She was a virgin, which I think is a good thing and remarkable for someone her age. *18*. I then told her I have slept with 6 women over the course of 2 1/2 years. She then called me a whore .

Now I'm not one to usually take things to heart, but I really thought that I was actually not to bad in that area. I wanna ask you mx, how many people have you slept with.

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Replies:

Zero

I have not slept with anyone.

You're just too extreme for women right? .

Dude, you're jus' a playa.

WHORE!!!

Negative eleventeen.

Just one, still goin.

6 isn't alot.

We already all knew that, silly.

One.

Like the Olympic torch, everlasting and gets passed on and on .

Lol Ron Jeremeny had more sex than you.

Zero.

0.

What, bitch? I'll fuc[font=]k your mom in the as[/font]s with a raz...

Ouch, sorry bout that mate.

One

Virgin, but apparently I'm a slut.

Three.

I think it's more important how old you are.

Eh, none.

Which one is it whorebag? negative 11 or positive 3? :-*

Actually, it's only two.

Three girls.

I see your avatar.

that is definetley(sp?) not whorish my best mate is up to bout six ...

one, who got taken away by the police yesterday because nobody is allo...

Nobody here, either.

Me=20

Well there you go! As for the thread, 2.

I don't know why but I laughed at that.

empty post

What about all those 1 dollar prostitutes huh?

Aw, your mom's a hottie.

Show them your machete.

I lied about all them.

I'll just show them the back of my Ryder Truck.

I've slept with only one, we actually didn't have sexually intercourse...

Not a whore.

not sex/ doesnt count VIRGIN!!!

Nothing wrong with being a virgin.

Do I include hookers in the total?

Didn't say i wans't a virgin just explaining my situation and how when...

Yeah, but you don't count fat chicks :shiftyeyes: ANd yes, being a ...

But don't those people have lives of the sex type already?

who cares bout being a virgin either way? if you arent then good on ya...

One.

Wait, fat hookers? Huh? What? Dollar menu? Hmmm.

Agreed.

i have slept with only one but i just turned 16 a couple weeks ago.

How'd you manage that one

She needs to grow up.

All right strum, you may close this.

She may be right if you look at it from her point of view.

Good to know I've put your mind at ease.

Godda[font=]mnit,[/font] I mistook you for Tiger.

i have slept with 2 guys i'm almost 25

Ive banged a 6 year old who was not fully developed, does that count?

I'm clueless as well.

I lost count.

alright fine.

zero.

none, which is surprising considering my astonishing beauty

i've had sex with three girls, although really.

hahah sucks for you, you fu[font=]c[/font]ked a torso

A body's a body.

haha!! why's that?

Nah, he had sex with a guy in mid process of sex change.

2.

i was trying to have sex with this one chick but it hurt her too bad.

aww, too bad.

She was a virgin, then? 10,000 - well played

yeah, i think she was.

I'm confused.

i might ask a mod or something if i can post some stories.

You should post it in this thread super

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That brought tears to my eyes supernaut .

Best story ever.

oh my

anytime.

that made me cry tears of laughter out of my anus

Three in the last four months.

0.

Don't be cryptic

That wasn't cryptic, it was pretty straightforward.

I preferred the decimal.

eeeeew i thought you said i prefer to know it as a nose! like you fack...

What ever lets you sleep at night amanda .

So some raunchy Christian lovin' didn't make you feel whole, hey?

Yeah me too.

Wow, infinite possibilities.

Jeremy couldn't finish the deed.

Oh, we both referred to infinity.

^and thats my entrance to the pit!

Wow! You're a barrel of laughs!

Maybe it was YOU who couldn't finish, Missy!

The chances are 1:∞ so it's quite a feat.

congrats on the 13k jom.

Thank you, sir.

Sorry, I don't speak Russian.

Wait I guess that means our marriage was never consummated.

Oh, you guys consummated alright.

Laziness always gets the better of me, what can I say.

To be fair, I didn't think you'd send it.

Best backhanded compliment ever.

From rumours on the Internets, you're more of a master with the foreha...

One.

She must hate you.

Oh my! I abstain from commenting.

What's that? I can't heeeeeeeeeeeear you because you're too busy cons...

He's not even online right now He goes to bed at 9.

Very nice story.

You oughta post that in the slightly awkward moments thread.

i think i might just ask a mod if i can make a thread with a warning o...

Nice story and advice.

I agree.

Four! but thats in the course of <1 year, and its really only in...

It would be interesting to hear your exploits and those of others.

What happen to it?

none! hopefully soon i can change my username to UP THE BUTTHOLE! ...

I'm sure it's still around, I cant be bothered to look for it though.

I think it was either closed or deleted because people were being idio...

One.

Yeah, it sucks.

none yet

Regret for that one? or regret due to that there's only one?

People can't even be mature when we try to make newbies better posters...

I thought it was a good thread .

6 women over 2 1/2 years is normal i reckon.

Much like Communism, it's good on paper, but it sucks in real life.

In reality, the idea would actually work better.

SHOCKING

At least something turned out properly from the idea.

There should be a poll on this thread.

Well, I guess it did help.

none

your not a whore dude, to be a whore its a combination of numbers and ...

Two.

In total: 11 At one time: 2

i'll bet you sign up to forums just to pull that one out.

you must go through them in seconds

I am ahh 20, and yes I am still a virgin

i was about to say: /introduces you to steerpike and then i saw ...

I'm 21, and I'm still a virgin.

It's not very important to me honestly.

Last I heard Gary Coleman is still one.

The pet beaver on bass: You'd think that but no, I signed up here beca...

/is 16 i had a gf for about 18 months, it's not that either of us w...

im just pokin some fun, BC bass boys unite

Yeah! *proceeds to play funky solo*

None , but I'm glad there are are so many virgins here.

it is an internet forum to bassplaya: *grooves the low end *

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