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Posted at February 26, 2016, 12:31 pm:

a bumble bee took a dive
across a field or two
a deep deep dive into his hive
to eat some yellow goo

oh bumble bee, my friendly foe
how is your life so plain?
please dont sting me, dont cause woe
or ill give you pain

a pain so deep your antenna might
curl up beneath your yellow stripe
and before you know comes the night
to sweep you dead in just a wipe

bumble bee you stay was fine
i do not miss you much
but thank you bee, i miss your whine
of buzz buzz buzz and such




four and five
six and eight
push that woman
through the gate

her kids must lift her
with a steel paddle
and for one to ride her,
he'll need a saddle

size 48, nothin fits
this nasty chick
has put on weight,
shes just too thick!

in between, her stomach rolls
she hides some snacks
that she uses
to fill lunch sacks

no one likes her
that enormous nose,
the super market
will never close!




i am so tired i just dont know
how to catch a buffalo
on some distance far great hill
i think ill catch one, i know i will

difficult as it may be
id like to eat a wallaby
hoping along the aussie sun
ill shoot that bitch if he dont run

tuesdays, thursdays mice are mine
their little bones dipped in wine
mousey fur sticks to spoons
scurry around like silly loons

oh my animals you are great
i do enjoy your yummy fate
in my tummy you will lie
so i hope you liked my lullaby




microwaved cat food is really sick
goes in cold and gooey
comes out steamy thick

two days ago i had a bite
just a little curious
so i thought i might

yesterday morning i woke up ill
didnt know what hit me
had to take a pill

green globs grew out of my head
oozing and goozing
i might wind up dead

woke up today with scaley skin
looks like the cat food
just might win

slithering out of my ear
were two globs of cat food
oh im in a bad mood i fear.

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Replies:

Good poems, but they don't suit the ones I write.

I'm a goff, A goffic fag, Cradle of Filth lol, Goffic fag.

'Cuz ur all goffic, amirite?

What are we suppose to do, post our own poems or comment on yours?

Shut the **** up large bundle of sticks *** mallgoth bitch.

tl;dr (just kidding, it was pretty good) Great full-quote.

now make it into a 3 minute pop punk song /thread

Yes.

How about your shut up, well forget the question, just shut up.

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I agree vegetarians shouldn't get their own day.

Sweet avatar, dude.

Nope.

empty post

You too.

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Escher.

Heres another one.

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Do yourself a favour,.

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Anything was posible in that thread.

http://www.

haha, says it all


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