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Posted at November 26, 2016, 12:37 pm:

Okiedokie, I was just wondering, what you would say before someone Poped a cap In your head or hurled a sword through your chest?

Any care to share?
And please dont kill me If this isnt Proper, I just thought It would be entertaining and fun for you all. >.>

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Replies:

Just so you know, I raped your entire family.

I put the screw.

o warn you about.

i'd scream the same thing as wallace did in braveheart

Light please.

Ha! It's just a fleshwound! *dies*

(name).

"You can't win.

you've watched too much star wars.

No, go with THE FORKSSSSS!

"What? How was I suppose to know she was your wi- *dies*"

how about rusty spoons?

I'd say "When you march through the gates of hell, I'll be waitng...

I would cry.

Would you be interested in double glazing?

"That was one hell of a tupperware party.

depends on whos arms i was dying if it was my bestfriends id say i...

You were a mistake.

I'm actually the black form of Michael Jackson!

"come closer to i can throw up on you"

hmm "You know how santa used to touch you? Santa doesnt exist...

"There can only be one.

"Can I still have that penny?"

*Dying on ground while resting head on womans lap* Quick, before I ...

.................ouch............... How did you get that.......... ...

I actually like that song.

" Here we go again.

i ve never thought about the very last sentence i would say if someone...

with my enemies: "Have fun finding the antidote.

"The correct way to indicate the plurality of multiple words is w...

What I'd say before I die? Here.

You'd die because of old age if you said all that.

That's the plan.

Of course, you'd be become senile and never finish it.

But I'd live.

Weel, with a sword through your chest.

Some reason, CN's speech reminded me of Trinity from Matrix Revolution...

It's like those old Communist propaganda films.

It's also like another speech.

Oh Cold-Nite, you so drastically over-estimate us; so much that it is ...

"When the last red man shall have perished, and the memory of my ...

Aborignal is close.

Aha, I see.

I plan on living forever, so I won't need any last words.

I'd just say hurry up and kill me.

... That's all I can say!

"No.

It's the speech of someone in 1854.

You assume I go to school.

Wrong Chief.

Bah.

Death is only the Begining.

Can I sing before I died or say only one word ?

"hows my hair?"

" Um, Can I put my pant's back on?"

Will you suck my dick?

Hold me closer Ed, it's getting dark.

"pull my finger"

Kiss me Hardy.

And that would be my que as to commit suicide, It just wouldn't be wor...

Wow, misunderstanding, but yes thats the plan.

"Okay.

"I'll send you a post card"

"Bad form Peter Pan, bad form.

FATALITY! 1234567890

Daddys horny daddys oh so very horny

"Wow, the way you just hit me! It was like, POW! Right in the kis...

I failed at the game of life.

oh (name), just to let you know, i was the one who slept with your sis...

Death can't keep me in forever " SMILE IN A EVIL WAY"

too bad for you, i am god! i am immortal! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *bang* H...

It's.

"Forgive me, I love you all, I'm going home now.

PuH-LeeeeeEEzzZE!! PUUUUHHH-LeeeeeZzeeE Don'T Kill MEEEEEEEE!! I have ...

Id say this to death Ive been trapped in this world, lonely and fad...

It's Chief S _ _ _ _ _ _ , correct?

I just wanted a burger.

"Remember remember the 5th of November.

I'd say: "Please let me live, all I have is this 16$ bill!" ...

Since this is pretty much a quote thread, it has to be mentioned: &q...

CN, Chief Seattle.

"Your shoes are untied.

i would just sigh and ask "is this really necessary?''

i want to say"Holy shit i can see GOD.

"I don't see any light at the end of the tu-.

Say in a black ass voice- "Ah Pity Da Foo.

"May God have mercy on your soul.

"HAH i can see ur panties from down here!"

"See you on monday.

I have two depening on what happened right before First this one ha...

bad grammar there son.

if he was glad he took a lot of guys wit him to HELL why would the gre...

"Enjoy yourself while I'm gone", probably.

" lolz gg, no re"

kill me all you want FOR I RESPAWN! .

"Can't.

"AHH!" *drops down to the floor then starts rolling back an...

"Rez pls.

"Damn shouldn't have eaten that .

"dun worry man, im soulstoned"

"hashAHaha no kill 4 u me aegis got 2 charges left!"

"Shit!!!!!!"

"IF YOU KILL ME.

"T.

While dying: "Where's.

hmm how about - Hold on if I roll a 20 I can save myself

don't bury me tooo deep.

I'de say "I hope you get raped by 100 men in jail! "

Im going to get a boner before rigor mortis happens Also I want my ...

(Dying by the most curios person in the World) I'm gona tell you my de...

... i'll be back...

See you in hell.

"I-I cant die!! I'm the main CHARACTER!"

I have God Mode on! muhahaha ha ha.

In hospital, "mummy said that when I die i will go to where gran...

" Death is only the begining" *really fucking creepy evil g...

what? shoot me? your brother could have done better! or as (name...

*pulls down pants and moons the killer* "shoot my ass! but u prob...

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