Topic: I want to call in sick, but I'm afraid to!

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Posted at October 11, 2006, 6:58 am:

I need a good, but believable excuse to call in. I've been there close to a year, and have never called in sick. My ideas: migraine, diarrhea, bad stomach ache.

Let's see those ideas. I only have one hour left.

Original of the message was taken from http://forum.bodybuilding.com/

Replies:

if u say "family problems" legally they cannot ask u for a r...

Tell him your dick fell off.

Tell them a green substance is oozing out of your dick and it burns.

I thought about that too, but as always, I feel obligated to give a re...

say your car wont start

Tell them stillfatty sucks his lesbo moms' clits simultaneously and yo...

Tell them your name is Kalagan, from France.

lol, that won't work, as I live 5 minutes away, so she'll offer to pic...

Is she hot? Is she young? Does she have a nice, young, pink, soft, s...

The migraine is the best bet.

seeing as u been there nearly a year and never had a sick day, i don't...

Fcuk, I'm getting nervous as shit now.

do it!

can they still function without you or are you real important??? u sho...

Tell them you have the runs, record the conversation and post link to ...

call in sick.

lol

In France you have to call when you want to work.

Tell them you have a stomache ache, its vague enough and you don't gro...

The more you wait, the harder it gets.

I really start work at 1030 PT, it's 0713 now, I have time, but since ...

BACK PAIN.

hahaha.

good one.

why do u need work off anyway? is there some exciting story to tell?

"I was going to call in sick and play hookey and got so sick thin...

Say you were helping move a big TV or something and your back gave out...

I have to go sign some papers to rent an apartment, lol.

Stomach bug works every time

Ok, now I need a script.

INT.

I used up all my sick days so I called in dead.

lol, I did it!! Boss: "Hello?" Me: "hi, Joann, it'...

Tell Your Boss You Are Out Of Cell Tech He Will Understand

She knows you are faking.

lol, fcuck off, don't make me think about it any more

becuase of that line, you now have to ring in again before 5

Use pink eye.

That would take a couple of days to heal, so I don't know how I could ...

When someone is genuinely ill and phone in sick they say "im not ...

Buy an eye patch and some pink eyeliner or something from walmart.

Thanks dude.

dude, you're going to be fired !!

Go to work.

unless u were stoned.

Update: I'm having fun today, got the important things done, maybe ...

Sorry bro, you're gonna get fired.

LMAO

Heres what you say.

If they ever found out the truth theyd lock you up and throw away the ...

dude if ur the best employee then ur manger wont care if u take one da...

this shit is unbelievable.

Tell some bitch off a work and dont be nice.

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