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Posted at June 16, 2006, 1:22 pm: The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. > > The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well : > > Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? > > Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. > > One student, however, wrote the following: > > First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. > > As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. > > Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. > > Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. > > This gives two possibilities: > > 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. > > 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. > > So which is it? > > If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God." Original of the message was taken from http://www.conceptart.org/forums/ Replies:I remember reading that a few years ago.so did he get an A? I would give extra extra points for that answer. This is as old as the internet, and i've seen different variations to ... http://www. Other Topics of ConceptArt.org Forums:DSG 1072: Sci-Fantasy: HULKING, HUNCH-BACKED, JUNKBOT IS HOME TO MANY BIRDSDSG 1063: Creature: LARGE ARCTIC SPIDER HAS HEAVY, BLUBBERY, WALRUS-LIKE FLESH stuff Work in progress of a T-Rex with your help ... digital commission, advice appreciated Sketchings from emg Artist's Open Call for "Psionics Ascendent" AFgal's sketchbook!!! [Back to Basics] What kind of GPA And Portfolio Does someone need to get into a ART SCHOOL/INSITUTE? Basic Freelance Contract Tips Color Theory 2 Zombie survivor [Updated with new versions] Need your comments gifs!!! Last night in the military = party Why does everything i post get moved? Ljk 's Sketchbook CHOW #41 - Arrakthura - The Weapon art + spanish? Interceptor's House of Bacon --- SMALL PRE-MONTREAL UPDATE June 4th Full Shot Page Howdy from Scott Fischer Gesture: Villpu or Nicolaides? Llothcat's Animation challenge thread Purplerose's Dabbles - UPDATE: Oct. 11th 80s Cyberpunk Merge's Sketches Floris Didden's sketchbook [ Update : june 18 ] Painter IX scripts error New Tokyo Sketchgroup CGArena: Vishal Pawar "Making of Frodo" Tutorial Portfolio? a matter of cameras.. The Medusa Fields new here C: sketches with boobs and antlers The Wizard Of Corivan (Concept Work) >>Breaking bad habits<< this is wrong Vancouver arts Phil's Photos - Devil Girl and More! -- 02.10.06 Colourist needed for Baeg Tobar. [Shuriken]: vehicle concept Epson R1800 CIS and archival ink Blaise - Update July 10 - FEMALE ORC - Step by Step |